Cheek Clappers

We spend the majority of this episode talking about Gromit's fuck style, and which people we think have the same fuck style as Gromit. We also talk about weird meals, racist rappers, and the Venom soundtrack. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

We talk about a lot of things on this episode, like Martha Stewart, Tara stealing my takes constantly, 9/11, WWE vs. WWF, Tara bringing down a Chubby Anime Girls facebook page and my ill-fated school trip to a French theme park called Futoroscope. We also provide a detailed guide on how to become a MILF. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped...

In this episode we talk about terrible gifts we've received, bad Christmases, tiny food, Arab Sheikhs, Indian guys penises, swordfish and more. Also, the t-shirt store is BACK UP. These are not Cheek Clappers t-shirts, they're just brilliant t-shirts in and of themselves. No one who sees you wearing one will even know you listen to the show. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts:...

In this episode we have a deeply serious chat about the allegations made against flamboyant Latino popstar Ricky Martin. We also talk about weird social experiences and what Tara would do if she got into an altercation with Joe Pesci. Also, the t-shirt store is BACK UP. These are not Cheek Clappers t-shirts, they're just brilliant t-shirts in and of themselves. No one who sees you wearing one will...

This is one of our favourite episodes. We start off talking about a couple of horrible poo related incidents, and then we start remembering a bunch of crazy shit that happened during the first COVID lockdown. Email: cheekclapperspodcast@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Also check out our new website: www.cheekclappers.net

If Tara had had her way I would have called this episode Black Breastfeeding Week, because she won't SHUT UP about Black Breastfeeding Week on this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Also check out our new website: www.cheekclappers.net

Back to business as usual on this one, no more fighting. We talk about a lot of stuff including a new Sopranos character called Quiggy Soprano, holy texts, dildos, debt collectors, landlords and Jackie Chan. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6 Also check out our new website: www.cheekclappers.net

In this episode we have a serious heart to heart about my exercise addiction. Jokes aside though, this one contains a lot of arguing so if you don't like those ones then FUCK OFF. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6 Also check out our new website: www.cheekclappers.net

As the title says, this episode is absolutely claptastic. We talk about beefeaters, Chinese shops, immortal technique, rape, Nick Mullen stealing our jokes, Osama Bin Laden and Oscar "The Terminator" Pistorus merking his wife. Also, there's a couple of weird glitches in the audio, possibly due to my new interface. Just ignore it, shutup and move on. Final warning. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/...

We're back! It's been a crazy few weeks. In this episode, right off the bat we have a big argument. If you don't like listening to those then you can skip to 30:35, after which point we talk about where we've been, what's been going on, and a bunch of other stuff including: Dr. Cosby, Mo Farah, rape and Baby Hitler. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop...

This is a bumper episode containing two separate recordings: Alien Clappers and Ice Cream Clappers. We talk about Tara shitting herself, aliens, joke stealing, a weird dream about an alligator, slavery and much more. We also read a great email from a fan. Also, this episode was a bit delayed because we've been moving to a new place and things have been crazy. New episodes coming soon.

In this episode we talk about suicide by cop, being trapped on a boat with the Hussein family and accidentally killing Reza Muhammad with cocaine. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

In this episode we talk about the time I had sex with a prostitute in my parent's bed, Jimmy Savile, gay rape, clowns, Red Nose Day, a serious incident at the kebab house, racist banana splits, jumbo cheese sausages and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

This episode starts out a bit slow because I was stoned and Tara is a stupid bitch but later on it really gets going. We talk about leering at women, chavs, school shootings and my horrific open mic experiences. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

In this episode we talk about the war, Turkish people, dates, Jar Jar Binks and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

In this episode we talk about the time I did dildo market research and various other crap jobs. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6 T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

In this episode we talk about the sick, twisted things people are doing with deepfake technology. Elsewhere we have an excellent interview with TV and film star Andy Dick. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Strap in clappers because this is a special episode. One of the best ever. My microphone wasn't working for the first 7 minutes but after that it comes back on and we get COOKING. We talk about a wide range of topics including Family Guy, Muslims, Jews, Kebops, Geoffrey Leonard, women's sports, Adam Johnson, medicating children, taking LSD in the army and much more. Also, halfway through things ge...

This week on the show we have the fantastic Coleman Hughes. Rapper, producer, writer, public speaker, podcaster and more. We talk about a wide variety of topics including George Floyd, BLM, defunding the police, Twitter, COVID, the lab leak theory, comedy, music, conspiracies and much more. Check out Coleman's channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUk0AvSMU5CJ0wUqJf9TX8g Coleman's Twitter...

Here it is gang. The moment you've all been waiting for: the 69th episode. This is a beautiful megasode in which we talk about a wide variety of topics including Mason Greenwood's sex crimes, Maasai warriors, bullying, the time we saw a ferret at the park, Tara's toad impressions, and some extremely strange meals. We also write some brilliant reviews of our show. Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJ...

In this episode we talk about getting into fights with women, our new dog, Rene Higuita, having sex with various fruits on a desert island and a really weird ayahuasca retreat. Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6 https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped https://www.youtube.com/cheekclapperspodcast  

In this episode we talk about putting coke up our arses, Tara's weird childhood stories and the time I wanked off to a post office leaflet. I also tell Tara to SHUTUP and stop her BLABBERING. Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6 Cool t-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

In this episode we discuss our ideas for Rush Hour 4.

In this episode we talk about Jewish curses, cream chargers, Tara's ant infestation and much more. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/cheekclapperspodcast BigDome YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg  

Business as usual.