Cheek Clappers

We talk about beggars, another argument at the Chinese shop, a drama involving my landlord, gangstalking, having sex with deer, the Travis Scott debacle and Tara throwing tomatoes everywhere like a fucking idiot. Cheek Clappers YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3IZzDqetbRwpFvENyez6Jw Music used: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube...

This one starts off a bit boring but then Tara has a complete meltdown about Minions.

str8 mustard face

We talk about Tintin in the Congo, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S reunion, Simpsons porn, and Dave Chappelle being a condescending wanker. Music used: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg

In this episode I take some acid and go round to Tara's house. We talk about a lot of things including counterfeit money, Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Osama, the KLF burning a million pounds, Injury Reserve's new album, people listening to music out loud at the park, monkeys, Rush Hour, Idris Elba going too far and of course the passing of the late, great Norm MacDonald. Tara also has somewhat of a Kra...

We talk about a lot of stuff on this one. Animal attacks, Deep Blue Sea, human sacrifices, buddy movies and happy slapping. Amazing t-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

Tara joins us on the show again and this time we have probably our biggest on-air argument ever. Before that we talk about the Taliban, Lee Ryan being unable to pay his parking ticket, ball inspections and Tara's class obsession. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

This is gold. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

On this episode me and Tara have a massive argument (which ends at about 49:00) and then talk about a variety of topics including Germans, Jews, trolling people in the hood and the age at which life starts to go downwill for women. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg My music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

Brendon Walsh joins us on the show today to discuss TikTok, COVID and The World Record Podcast. This starts at around 24:50. Elsewhere I talk about the deranged evil of modern psychology, a time I saw a German guy get houmous on his hands, a fat man at the supermarket and a home invasion. Follow @bholewalsh on Instagram and listen to The World Record Podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/user/buck...

Dr. Cosby is back! And so is Tara. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg

In this one I talk about ANOTHER incident at the Chinese shop, Reddit mods, sewing not being gay, bacon slaps, me being a weird little freak, Bangladeshi street parties, the Simp epidemic, running people over on a moped, an intense experience at the library and of course the tragic passing of the late, great John McAfee. The Cheek Clappers YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3IZzDqe...

In this episode I talk about French people being weird, accidentally bowing at a Chinese woman, a bad experience I had trying to print some documents and some terrible Nigerian memes. My new channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg My music: https://spoti.fi/3fibw7K Contact: CheekClappersPodcast@gmail.com

We talk about a lot on this one. Firstly we talk about the fantastic phones available from Huawei™, proud sponsor of many shows. We also talk about Hitler eating cream cakes, porn bots, committing suicide at 13 and the fact that Nick Mullen listens to Cheek Clappers. Music is from the album Oak Tree, which comes out on April 14th: https://spoti.fi/3hB3Pvd

Rice Cookers

We talk about a lot of things on this episode including (but not limited to) the time I scared an old man by hiding under a camo blanket, some sexually explicit Pokemon fan fiction I made as a child, Tara ice skating like a prick, Gordon Ramsay needing to fuck off and people turning into twats when they get famous. We also review the film Now You See Me. https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB https://www.etsy.c...

On this episode we talk about which Pokemon we would have sex with. https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

In this episode we hear from Steven Beattie, a tattooist and former drug-smuggler who served time in Fuchu, Japan, known as the strictest prison in the world. Steven's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steven.beattie.inkart/ Music used: https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB

We talk about weed, Parma Ham, the time our shitty fake pyrex exploded, Pitchfork's terrible end of 2020 list, 69 bellend bite, the horrifying way Tara ate her crunchie and much, much more. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB

This episode's guest is the fantastic comedian Brendon Walsh of The Bone Zone podcast (one of the funniest of all time in our opinion) and World Record Podcast. https://www.instagram.com/bholewalsh/

Are you ready for Noghurt?

The audio on this one is a bit fucked but it's still a great episode. We talk about our sofa, Gravity, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S cast being paid 6 million and the time someone thought we were phoning in a terror threat. We also have an exclusive mini interview with Gene DiNapoli (skip to 40 minutes in if you want to just hear that and not us blabbering.) https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Merry Christmas!

This is a great episode. We talk about drinking cleaning solvents, the time I wanted to squirt cleaning liquid in my boss Adam's face, Tara violently assaulting two ostriches and everything that's wrong with porn. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

This episode's guest is the fantastic Harry Slime from junkhead pod. We talk a lot about creative work, self-promotion, music, comedy, martyrdom, near death experiences and more. We also talk shit about -REDACTED- and some other people. Check out @digital_kintsugi and @dirtvoyeur on instagram and also check out junkhead pod on all good platforms. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP