Cheek Clappers

In this episode we start off at home and talk about anorexic people, an OUTRAGEOUS homeless man outside Lidl and various other things before Tara makes us eat some foul pickles which makes me really angry. After that we go for a long walk in the mountains and talk about various things including Savile, Hitler, Pingu, school bullying and Tim Westwood.  At one point I fall over which is quite funny...

This episode starts out quite manic and then Tara brings up an embarrassing story of me sucking a dildo which really pisses me off. Later on we talk about MILFs (as usual), the Dalai Lama sucking a boys tongue, Ron Atkinson and much more. Our forum:  https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www....

In this episode we talk about my resurrection, inconsiderate locals, deer being sexy, Tara wanting to fuck jaguars, scruffy wrongons and much more. We also eat some eggs at the end. Our forum:  https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic

RIP Ciaran

Wow! This is a mad one. It starts off fairly normal, with us on our way to a letting agency to resolve a dispute over an apartment. After that we talk about dogs, bad drivers, pedophiles and landlords and much more... Then on the way home things get EXPLOSIVE and we have a huge argument. One for the ages for sure. Our forum:  https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Che...

In this one we take 2C-B and talk about Tara having a spicy wank, Pandora's Box, Greek people, a Chinese man being forced to eat shit, Spanish people's tardiness and much more. Our forum:  https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic

We talk about black people being brown, stolen Irish valour, the Ugly Bitch Awards and a disastrous hiking trip we went on. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

In this one we talk about cinnamon, baby swapping, ethnic cuisines, and a weird song Tara used to sing when she was a child. This episode is quite good but not Peak Clappers. We will be back to our brilliant best soon though. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJ...

In this episode we start off talking about ragebait cultural nonsense but then decide that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and we should stop talking about politics for a while. After that Tara has a bit of a meltdown about her weight and I peer pressure her into doing nasal irrigation. We also talk about a bunch of other stuff. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/...

In this one we start off talking about anal douches and then a bunch of semi-interesting political stuff. After that we have a fight. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

This is a good one. We talk about people leaving dog shit everywhere, pretending to be Muslim to survive in prison, Avatar (sigh), and much more. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

The Rings of Destiny is another special bumper edition containing TWO full episodes, Wakey Wakey and Willy Wop. In Wakey Wakey we discuss a horrible incident of multiple night time awakenings, sailor suits and much more. In Willy Wop we have a big argument and later resolve it. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.e...

This is an interesting episode. We start off with some weird/funny stories from Tara's childhood, later on we talk about 9 to 5 jobs, Avatar and various other things. Then we have an argument that goes on for about twice as long as it should. It begins at 34:10 and ends at 1:14:00 if you want to skip it. After that we talk about some weird stuff I did when I was a teenager but my mic wasn't record...

In this one we talk about drugs, porn, cuckoldry, cum countdowns, an incident at the supermarket and various other things. It's quite good, not as good as some of the absolute bangers we've released recently but definitely better than the other absolute SLOP you've probably been listening to in our absence. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekCl...

Fook me this one's fookin' nice. We start off with an exposé on masterpundit Gary Neville, before moving on to talk about SM:TV Live, Kylie Minogue, marrying your own mum, Star Wars, quitting weed and getting piss on your trousers. This episode also contains some never-before-heard Clappers history. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T...

This is a special bumper edition with not one but TWO full episodes. In Pigeon Crappers we start off with a fantastic compilation of all of Tara's finest moments and then talk about meth heads, pigeons dying, Arthur, being gay and much more. In The Omracer Express we mostly talk about the legend that is Omracer. Listen to the episode to find out more. Also, I'm working on getting a Reddit alternat...

Merry Christmas Clappers Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

After what has been a tumultuous time in Qatar we finally start our perilous journey to safer shores. Hopefully we make it there in one piece. Lord knows my arse needs a break. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

I was savagely tortured by the Qatari police. They made sure I was mentally broken to the point that I will probably never be able to be with a woman again. Elsewhere we talk about Tara putting her hoodie on backwards and thinking she was blind, hot dogs, a weird mushroom trip, Lapland and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Musi...

Cheek Clappers is LIVE from Qatar. We talk about Kabsa! We talk about Lugimats! We talk about Abadi Al-Johar. And of course Tara gets a lesson in Qatari culture and respect. Elsewhere we talk about the various different Zimmermans, ugly men sleeping with hot women in movies, people who spoil the magic of dogs and I also read some very horny messages I received on Facebook.

This is a fantastic episode. We talk about putting on your spiritual armour, the cabal, delivery men, Popeye's, women with short hair and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

We talk about some seriously spooky stuff in this episode.

This episode starts out a bit slow but then gets really good when I start telling Tara to FUCK OFF. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

In this episode we talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, school shootings, someone stealing my tamoxifen and a black that cums weirdly. This episode is okay but not Peak Clappers. We've both been a bit ill recently but will be back to our best soon. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

In this episode we talk about all sorts of shit, I can't remember. It's quite good though, maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10. Certainly better than some of the MUCK we've served up in the past. Also, check out this video we made in celebration of Jimmy Savile's Birthday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LrPxRgKXvg Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped