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The Horny Holidays roll on here at Smutco Industries with Kimberly Lemming's Mistlefoe: a Mead Realm Tale . There's a ton of spice baked into this 60-page sizzler and a dash of cozy to make it go down like a horny fox demon looking to secure his realm! Book Description: It's all fun and games until someone catches feelings Fate sends me straight into the lion's den. Or rather, the fox's den. After...

We're keeping the cozy winter vibes going this week with Snowed Inn (With a Demon) by LE Eldridge! We contemplate having the ability to render ourselves corporeal on a whim and have a go at rewriting the Bible, so you just know that this one's a banger! Book Description Welcome to the Camden Inn. Famous for their beautiful snowy mountains, the world's best peppermint hot chocolate... and oh yeah,...

In our third installment of our Author Profiles, we were joined by award-winning and best-selling romantasy author Rachel Rener! We had a total blast comparing theatre backgrounds, talking about her wildly successful Kickstarter campaign for her Gilded Blood Complete Series Omnibus, and reveling in the best DM's that she's gotten. Rachel's Website Rachel on TikTok Rachel on Instagram Arcane: Relic...

Settle in with Katie and Carl as they snuggle up with Sylvia Morrow's Goat Girl , a cozy slice of smut that delighted their collective pants off! If you like your smut with a dash of cozy vibes, put Goat Girl at the top of your TBR! Book Description He said he’d never met a mashie until he fell for me. Superheroes are real. Unfortunately, so are supervillains, and one turned me into a goat girl. S...

We here at Smutco Industries were so taken with Not All Himbos Wear Capes by C. Rochelle (the first book in her Villainous Things series) that we just had to cover the second book, Gentlemen Prefer Villains . We even brought friend of the pod (and guest from the NAHWC episode) Josh Fekete back because he wanted to hear what happened next. Dear listener, none of us were disappointed! Book Descripti...

With Spooky Smuttober in the rear view, Smutco Industries is jumping right into Horny Holidays, and they're getting things started with Frostbitten by Violet Taylor! Maybe you've lusted after a snowman or two, but you've never been thirsty for a snowman like Frost! Book Description The stories of Jack Frost meet the tales of Persephone and Hades in this steamy reimagining! When Mara falls into a m...

We're closing out our first annual Spooky Smuttober with a WORLD PREMIERE EVENT! This week we are covering Till Death Do Us Part by RE Johnson, which is set to release on Halloween! This is by far the darkest book that we have ever covered on the show, but RE managed to turn Katie on LET ME FINISH...to the joys of dark romance. This is a VERY dark romance book, and we discuss the following trigger...

For our second author profile, we sat down and chatted with Gwendolyn Harper! We discussed the bleak horniness of her Zombie Apocalypse Romance series, her latest release and its upcoming follow-up ( Black and Silver and Green and Gold , respectively), and the horrors of your mom wanting to read the smutty book that you wrote! Gwendolyn's Amazon Author Profile Follow Gwendolyn on TikTok and Instag...

If you were worried that there wasn't enough smut in our Spooky Smuttober, please allow Latrexa Nova's Monster Mash to disabuse you of that foolish notion! This week Katie and Carl are joined by actor/comedian Erin Callahan, and none of them are truly prepared for the insane and sexy yarn spun by Latrexa! Book Description I was decorating my house on Halloween night When my eyes beheld an eerily s...

Spooky Smuttober shambles on as Katie and Carl fortify their emotional fortresses against the zombie nightmare of Blood Moon by Gwendolyn Harper! Katie loved Book 1 in the Zombie Apocalypse Romance series so much that we had to dig up Book 2 for our October smut-tacular! Book Description When the apocalypse hit and Caitlin Meadows found herself surviving on the run with Jack Booker, she never expe...

It's week two of Spooky Smuttober here at Smutco Industries, and this week we're celebrating with Hallows Grove by Lee Jacquot! Tune in to find out if this week's MMC can redeem himself in Carl's eyes after he (allegedly) sullies an entire batch of Clearly Canadians with his evil expectorations. CONTENT WARNING: bullying, practical jokes, jump scares, fear play, and a dash of (almost) exhibitionis...

Smutco Industries is kicking off their first annual "Spooky Smuttober" with Emeline Quill's sizzling slice of vampire smut, The HalloQueen ! What better way to start off a month of spooky smut than with a book featuring two of our favorite things: vampires and fat girls getting railed! CONTENT WARNING: BLOOD...SO MUCH BLOOD, vampirism, intentional bloodletting for magical purposes, stalking, viole...

In this, our debut "Author Profile" episode, we are fortunate enough to be joined by the delightful C. Rochelle! We talk himbos, heroes, and Herculeia with her, and we even get some teases about some of her future works! C. Rochelle's Website Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast ★

This week we're taking on the human resources nightmare that is Grump Gone Wild by Cassie Mint! If you're gonna get f*cked by your boss, it may as well be literal ! Book Description I’m fake-dating the man of my dreams. But these feelings? They’re all too real. Here’s some friendly advice, from me to you: don’t ever fall for your grumpy boss. And here’s another top tip: when said boss asks you to...

Thanks to a great recommendation from recent guest Josh Fekete, we were lucky enough to discover Moshe: Kosher Nostra by Mirrah McGee, and boy did we ever have a blast with this funny and sexy tome! Book Description Moshe As the Avraham Avinu, or father of the Jewish Mafia, my shoulders bear a heavy burden. The safety of not only my family, but those that have pledged their allegiance to me, is on...

We here at Smutco Industries have not been shy about our love of himbos, so it should come as no surprise that we are once again showing them some love this week as we cover Himbro by Honey London! CONTENT WARNING: descriptions of a past relationship with a narcissistic partner. Book Description Devon got dumped. My tragic taste in men has left me in the lurch… again. This time it’s the day before...

This week we were joined by special guest (and certified comic book knower/nerd) Josh Fekete for Not All Himbos Wear Capes by C. Rochelle! Katie couldn't wait to regale the boys with sexy superhero action, and holy heck was it ever sexy! Book Description Xander Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it’s more like a recurrin...

It's a special week here at Smutco Industries, as Carl and Katie swap roles and present their first Tingler, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes a Special Delivery In Our Butts, by Chuck Tingle! If you're a smut-lover who's never taken on a Tingler, let us be your guides into the Tingleverse! Book Description Cooper and his wife, Ivy, have been swamped with work, barely able to leave the house as they...

You might think you've heard the craziest smut imaginable, but you haven't heard us cover Unhinged by Vera Valentine! Katie wanted to surprise Carl this week, and she did not fail in her mission! CONTENT WARNING: stalking, breaking and entering, abduction (off-page), rape (off-page), gun violence, and murder (off-page). Book Description Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer t...

This week we achieve comedy critical mass as we try to tackle Pump Fake by Fiona Davenport! Brady and Talia's relationship may be fake, but our laughter definitely was not! Book Description Brady Summers thought there wasn’t anything he wanted more than the starting quarterback spot for the New York Nighthawks. Then Talia Finch needed him to play fake boyfriend to rescue her from a persistent cree...

Have you ever fantasized about f*cking a seven-foot tall man-spider hybrid after waking up from a deep, cryogenic sleep? If you answered "GOD YES!" to that question, we highly recommend that you listen to this week's episode, wherein we cover Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts. Book Description He’s spent years as a hunter, but now he’s the one ensnared in a creature’s trap. Ketahn did not want a mate. F...

How horny can one get in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? That's the question that Gwendolyn Harper asks in Bloody Sunrise , and since you already know the gist of this show, you already know the answer to that question: very! Book Synopsis: Caitlin Meadows thought the worst part of her business trip would be the airport hassles and her overly chatty seatmate. However, when her plane is shot down...

This week's little slice of smut is Greedy by Rhianna Burwell! Remember how the characters in last week's episode couldn't decide if they wanted to f*ck or not? This week's characters have no such issues, and Katie and Carl are here for it! Want to say hi? Email us: cheapsmutpod@gmail.com CONTENT WARNING: f*ckboi being a f*uckboi. Author's Goodreads Profile Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makai...

This week we're going on quite possibly the wildest ride yet as we read Stepbrother Summer by Olivia T. Turner. This book will make you believe that two twenty-something virgins/step-siblings can fall in love in 90 pages or less! CONTENT WARNING: rich people being rich in the Hamptons. Author's Website: www.oliviatturner.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats f...

Katie and Carl wrap up their two-part dive into Emmy Sanders' Courageous Hearts . Things are getting real for Bo and Jameson now as they head deep into the heart of Texas and face down some demons from Bo's past. Oh, and they f*ck. This is Cheap Smut, after all. Author's Website: https://www.emmysanders.com/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.o...