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At the end of last week's episode, Katie refrained from giving us the name of this week's book, lest she spoil anything. In retrospect, she made the right call, because going blind into Holly Wilde's Earthed really is the best way to experience this absolutely bananas book! Hell, I'd even recommend blowing right past the book description below! Book Description Meet Celeste, the brilliant anthropo...

Katie thought she'd just be able to dip her toe into Bjorn Wilde's Scared Stiff series, but she ended up getting hooked and reading all four books! We originally set out to just cover the first two books (which make up the bulk of the episode), but since the books were so breezy and fun, we opted to cover almost the entire series! (Can't spoil the ending!) Book Description For a gay trio camping i...

Last October, we had the pleasure to discuss Till Death Do Us Part by RE Johnson before it was released; this month we had the pleasure of talking to them IRL! Join us as we discuss RE's peen design process, where they pull inspiration from, and what life is like when you're secretly three kobolds in a trench coat. Author's Website Our Linktree ★ Support this podcast ★

Listener (can we call you "listener"?), when we tell you that neither of us were prepared for The Frog Prince , we are telling you that even in recounting this book to Carl, Katie was not ready to REVISIT it. With the fourth book of The Darvel Exploratory Systems series, SJ Sanders has crafted a smutty speculative sci-fi slice-of-life novella that is (sometimes almost literally) overflowing with o...

Looking for a spicy book that'll get your engine revving? Katie has just the book for you this week, 'cause she read Stripped Raw by Miss Merican, a tale full of bad boys, big bikes, and questionable choices! Book Description --- What’s left when you strip away the lies? --- Sam.  Loyal to the Coffin Nails MC. Lives by his own rules. Weakness: Damsels in distress. Jolie.  In a deeply ambiguous rel...

Listen...by now, you what this show is about. We're obviously going to do a book about railing the Easter Bunny for the holiday weekend, so why not cover a book whose title is literally that? This week, we're covering Railed By the Easter Bunny by Dalia Davies, and it made for a perfect quickie of an episode for this busy holiday weekend! CONTENT WARNING: implied domestic abuse (off-page). So...Wh...

In honor of the start of baseball season, Carl takes the reins this week and tells Katie the tale of two ballplayers in love! Join us for One True Outcome by KD Casey and bask in the heat of summer days at the park and summer nights with one very sexy pair of teammates! Book Description: A veteran player on a new team. The rookie who hero-worshiped him growing up. The unwritten rule they're about...

For this month's Author Profile, we chatted with the magnificent Shannon Elliot! Give us a listen as we dive into her latest release ( Bound ), the work she puts into writing queer, "quinky" books, and how her theatre background informs her approach to writing. She even drops some details from her works-in-progress! Shannon's Website Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive...

This week we're celebrating fifty episodes of Cheap Smut by bringing Josh Fekete back for book three in C. Rochelle's Villainous Things series, Putting Out For a Hero , and good god was it ever a blast! Tune in as all three of us nearly hyperventilate from laughter and marvel at the machinations of the magnificent Suarez clan! Book Description: Baltasar It’s time for me to start pulling my weight...

Katie's back this week, and she comes bearing a doozy of a tale about Cthulhus and the women who love them and also unknowingly jerk them off in tide pools! Join us as Katie walks us through Claimed By the Cthulhu by Wendi Gogh, and you'll all about that horny misadventure, as well as the perils of having a detachable penis. Book Description: MONSTER SPEED DATING—sounds fun, right? Except my life...

When we realized that Katie would be out of commission for a week, we knew immediately who we had to call to cover for her: Gwendolyn Harper! And wouldn't you know it, she absolutely crushed it! Give us a listen as Gwendolyn and Carl cruise the Creepy Court Mall on a nostalgic trip through the 80's and ponder the mechanics of f*cking a hot coyote animatronic courtesy of Beatrix Hollow's Frankie's...

By listener request, this week we're consuming Bro and the Beast (Book One) by L.C. Davis (penname of Joel Abernathy), a book so good that Katie immediately started book two just 'cause! Give us a listen as we try to unravel the mystery of how certified Bro Brad Miller has found himself in the world of his brother's favorite Shifter romance while also fanning ourselves from the heat of this unconv...

Last week, the mere mention of this book's title broke Carl, so it should come as no surprise Katie's synopsis of Honey White and the 69 Dwarves had a similar effect. Has Honey walked into the world's most specific kink? Or will she find love amongst the Dvergar? Book Description: Honey White is up to her eyeballs in college loan debt when a random stint as an escort lands her on the doorstep of t...

Salutations, smut denizens! Waaaaaaay back in episode one Katie promised Carl she'd read him a minotaur book, and that time is NOW! This week we're indulging in Jemma Croft's By The Horns , so if you have any burning questions about minotaurs fuck, this episode should answer at least a few of those questions! Book Description: When she stumbled into the wrong classroom at night school, she never e...

WE'RE BACK, BABY! After a much-needed hiatus, Katie and Carl are back, and they're kicking off season two with an absolute banger of a book: Initiation by Alethea Faust! Come for Katie recounting her time in the Smut Wars, but stay for a tale of polyamorous sex wizards! Book Description: Magic is a rare gift that only exists in the bloodlines of the rich, the royal, and the reputable. Dominai of A...

For our final vault re-release, we went back to our episode on the book that took the weirdest (and therefore, best) corners of BookTok by storm: Vera Valentine's Unhinged ! Give it a listen to hear Katie's joyful squeal when she reveals the big surprise to Carl, and revel in the book that lives up to its title! New episodes return February 12th! Book Description: Danger’s Come A-Knocking…. Someon...

Our penultimate Smutco Vault release comes courtesy of Olivia T. Turner and her wild instalove novella, Stepbrother Summer ! If you missed this one when it dropped in July, we've gone ahead and dropped it right at the top of the feed for your listening pleasure! New episodes of Cheap Smut return on Monday, February 12th! Book Description: Summer in The Hamptons? Yes, please! Hold on. There’s one c...

When friend of the show Josh Fekete told us that a friend of his had a sister who wrote smutty books, we were intrigued. When we sat down and read Moshe: Kosher Nostra , we were wildly impressed and knew that it needed to be an episode, and what an episode it was! Book Description: As the Avraham Avinu, or father of the Jewish Mafia, my shoulders bear a heavy burden. The safety of not only my fami...

This week we're revisiting our episode on The Pitcher's Assistant by Jessa Kane! Our first episode featuring a guest (Carl's co-host on Put Me In, Coach!, Matt Coggins) was a wild romp through a tale full of toxic men and questionable choices! Book Description: It’s Pippa’s first day of her dream job—a major league baseball sports reporter. When she finds herself facing a sea of half-dressed athle...

Our first foray into the vault has unearthed our very first episode, A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon! If you're new to the show and wanna hear the kinks get worked out, give this a listen. Book Description: On the brink of losing her position as a maid and with no prospects to go on, the offer of a place at Rooksgrave Manor—a house of ill and unusual repute—sounds like a perfect fit for...

The Horny Holidays celebration wraps up with Kayla Grosse's Trick Shot , and we really could not have picked a better book to end Year One of Cheap Smut! Join us for a tale of a mistaken identity that leads to a threesome, and marvel at how Kayla pushes Carl to edge, only to win him back at the eleventh hour! Book Description: Leo McKnight, an identical twin to a famous hockey player, finds himsel...

Our final Author Profile of 2023 features the creator of the Duskwalker Brides series, Opal Reyne! Join us as we pick her brain on "dark romance" versus "romance with dark themes," her creative process, and the work that goes into designing the perfect monster dick! Opal's Website Opal's Interview With Kia Carrington-Russell Our Linktree Join the Smutco Industries Discord! Email us: cheapsmutpod@g...

If you asked Santa for a sweet slice of sapphic smut for Christmas but he didn't deliver, don't worry! Smutco Industries has you covered, because this week Katie read Not Alone On Christmas by D.M. Winters! Get cozy and listen as Katie and Carl dig into this spicy lil' tale of second chances and a sexy Christmas Eve! Book Description: My wish is her. After my family abandons me, I'm left out in th...

If you've found a severe lack of "horny for Krampus" smut in your life, then may we here at Smutco Industries present to you Birched By The Krampus by Siggy Shade! Join Katie and Carl as they discuss a all-time weird dick, brainstorm an ad campaign for meat, and the concept of "dickfishing." Book Description: The Krampus is a fearsome monster who punishes the naughty. When he appears in my apartme...

The Horny Holidays roll on this week as we take on Snow King Catches His Snowflake by A.E. Valdez! This book blew Katie's doors off, and she could not wait to run Carl through all of its delightful twists and turns! Book Description: After being in a relationship for three years, Noelle Frost is faced with the reality that she was definitely the better half. Her friends, ecstatic she’s dropped the...