Casting With The Feminist Witches

Hold onto your hats because in this throwback episode from February 2022, we're dishing out our uncensored lists of the best and worst sexual partners. But here's the thing—we've grown, evolved, and oh boy, have our perspectives changed! A heartfelt disclaimer: those lists from back then? We were in a different headspace—maybe even a bit too head over heels. So, if you find your name on any of the...

Hold onto your tits! In this episode, we're taking on the controversial topic of making a sex tape—but with a twist. Let's set the record straight: we're not here to promote or pressure anyone into making one. In fact, we're practically the friendly neighborhood big sisters gently discouraging this path. However, we're also realists who understand that for some, this can be a liberating and enjoya...

When I was ready to have sex after trauma, I wanted to hear from others victims and survivors about what to expect and if they shared my fears. Because sex had become different, how was I going to navigate something that had been used to harm me? How did I let my body relax and enjoy? In our first season we put out a podcast on this but this time we wanted something lighthearted and different. In...

Ever felt like everyone got the memo on sex but you? Ever wondered if people just knew how to ride dick at first touch while you fumbled and wanted to melt in embarrassment? Ever just wished you had been given a sex guide? Well you prayed and we heard you! Aren’t we so nice ☺️ in this episode we dish out a refreshingly real and hilariously honest guide to all things intimacy. This episode is tailo...

Buckle up for a wild ride on this episode of our sex-positive podcast! We're laying it all bare—literally and figuratively—sharing a juicy list of absolute no-gos and heck-yes-please scenarios for your pleasure. From the bedroom to the streets, and yes, even the cozy confines of a car, we're dishing out our dos and don'ts with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of scandal. Get ready for a rollercoaste...

Guys its almost been 4years since we started podcasting. Back then we were wild experimental 25year olds, happily sharing our sexual adventures and Embarrassing moments. We are both about to hit our last year of our 20s and we want to spend it being free, feminist and rediscovering what sexual liberation looks like now that we are 4years older. So for this season expect GROWTH, JOKES, SEX STORIES,...

Sex can be a pretty lonely experience if you have no one to talk about it with. When you experience strange things or something for the first time and knowing you have no one safe to ask and talk about it in length with, is a sad and lonely experience. For a lot of us who grew up in puritan environments understand how this feels. Sex completely changes when we find a community of like minded siste...

Sex is in Session, so how exactly do you go by it? Do you rush at it like some warrior ready to go to war? Or do you move as slow as a snail? What do you do during sex that gives you the ultimate experience? Do you have a roadmap on how you like to fuck? What should your partner do? What makes sex, great sex for you??? In this episode we share what sex looks like for us, what works, what doesn’t a...

If 13year old you could see yourself right now what would they say? Would they be appalled at the idea that you spread your legs and ass cheeks long before you could say “I do” would the religious side of you faint at the idea that you can suck dick and pussy so well, that you hold a world record that has partners cuming in seconds? Would religious you pour holy water on you for being a sex toy an...

When Luther Vandross sang “Buy me a rose” he was definitely talking about the rose vibrator! Because nothing will make your coochie feel loved and appreciate like the ROSE! You will stare at it in wonder and as you squirt, cum and scream In happiness you will understand the importance of buying your pussy one. This is a bonus episode/ Twitter space where we give our review on the rose, what it fee...

Abortion is a human right. Having the right to choose yourself and what your body does is a human right. Having a hot girl summer is a human right. So if you are pregnant and don’t want to be, don’t worry Marie can stope that! An abortion is such a private and scary thing for most. The fear of how to do one, where to get it and what people will say is extremely daunting for most. But this is Ferti...

Ever wondered who came up with the rules of Hoeing? Who dictated how people fucking should interact and treat each other? The idea that basic decency was seen as too grand and automatically viewed as a romantic gesture that went against the values of Hoeing. Who taught us how to hoe and are we okay with some other persons notion of Hoeing? Over the years and especially since we started this podcas...

Now you know we take your sexual education seriously here, we provide master classes that are guaranteed to make you graduate cum lôudér from the University of Sexfield. And this week your Professors Ann & Sam guide you through an intense sexual lesson on the good old way of Missionary. This sexual position often deemed the boring married couple position, because the wrong types of missionaries we...

Okay let us be very honest, how many of us have never gone back to an ex for some last minute dick/pussy clarity? A lot of us have been caught slipping and that's how we accidentally fell on the dick/pussy! But that's okay beloveds, going back to an ex for sex happens to everyone, so don't feel weak or shame, we don't do that here. What we do is laugh, share and learn from our experiences! Hope yo...

Have your emotions ever been so fucked it affected how you fucked? Were you too afraid to suck dick because the choking you were going to be doing was the embarrassing type and not the sexy type? Choke by heartbreak? We have been there, we have felt the type of pain that closes our vaginas and makes us feel as saintly as a nun. Celibacy by circumstance and not choice. In this episode we get raw, s...

For the fourth part of our six episode series on how to tackle our insecurities, we invited a Cis-Man (it had to be done, forgive us, also he’s funny and that’s a good sign right?!?) to give us insight on what he does to ensure his women feel comfortable and safe with him during sex. We also asked him a few of our own sex questions that we wanted answered and got a few tips. Enjoy!

Being Sexually liberated can be 50 shades of amazing. You get to have sex on your terms and you no longer pay the orgasmless subscription to patriarchal notions of sex. But then like any person navigating freedom in a world determined to oppress them, we face the brunt of being Sexually liberated especially when we take control and initiate sex. Somehow the Patriarchy in this case Men, think sexua...

Cookies? Is this a bakery? As a person with a vagina I’m sure you’ve often heard narratives and myths about what your vagina should smell and taste like. The patriarchy has taught us that we should smell and taste like cookies, roses or nothing at all. Fuck that. Today we talk about myths about vaginal health, share stories of traumatizing things we have been told about our vaginas and what we hav...

Do you ever feel like you are not sexy enough? That your body is too big, too small, too many stretch marks, no fat ass, hairy chest, small chest and it just makes you feel so unpretty? Because we have those moments. Yes, being a sex guru does not take away insecurities. When we are naked, we can feel empowered and sexual and sometimes extremely vulnerable because we are allowing someone to see al...

Get on your knees, arch your back, spread your legs and take it from the back!!!. Look we all love doggy style, and for those who don't that's perfectly fine, your fairy hoe mothers are here to help with that! This week we open our books to chapter 4 in the book of Doggy style and give you much needed lessons to fuck and cum like a pornstar. Now you know we take our pleasure seriously here and we...

Pearl necklaces??? Anita is clearly a woman of high standards in the streets and in bed. This week we discuss how Samia is no longer celibate, pearl necklaces, safe words and nail breaking sex as Samia and Anita get to know each other more by answering the following questions: 1)Describe your first experience giving or receiving head.  2)What's your least favourite sexual position and why?&nb...

Anita and Samia can collectively say that in the years of our sexual journey there are orgasms that we have had with tools that are manufactured in a lab and no human can compare. Has your mom ever stolen your vibrator? Have you ever cum so hard your roommate heard and laughed from the other room? No? Just us? This week we share our experiences with sex toys with a special guest who gave his input...

Listen we've all used the grace of God as a Contraceptive method a few times, especially when we were younger. We've begged and bargained with higher beings to keep our wombs free and traded celibacy in exchange and while it worked for a few of us, It didn't work for some of us. In this episode we share our experiences with contraceptives and give you advice on where to find contraceptive methods...

Here are a few tips for setting up an online dating profile: - Don't use your wedding picture as a profile picture or your 5th wedding anniversary pictures with your kids - A picture with a glass of wine is acceptable, any other alcohol makes you look like you live in a bar and beer is your personality. - If your bio is you complaining about never finding love and not wanting broke bitches, you so...

"Did you cum?" is a question too many women have heard and are fed up with hearing after mediocre sex.  Sometimes it's acts of god and the bed breaks or aunt flo visits unexpectedly. Other times we meet people that just don't do it for us or unfortunately it's because, in a patriarchal system, we didn't know pleasure was for women too. We rebuke bad sex here. May the Goddesses grace you with...