Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and TJ talk about Centipedes, The Kiss army, Fila tracksuits, carnival games, Utah drinking laws, snow driving, crouton sandwiches, Abercrombie and Fitch, weather balloons, modern fishing, and ask the question, "What's the strangest thing you can order at a restaurant?" Listen to the is one and then donate it to Goodwill, it is filled with much Yang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

In this shocking conclusion, Cash and TJ talk about weird dreams, rude awakenings, gas violations, child-rearing ideas, wrestling holds, rescue dogs, elephants, REO Speedwagon, pickle aversions and ask the question, "Why are people putting jelly inside of chocolate?" Recommended by critics as the "Essential" Cashing In episode, something wicked this way comes. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, Rumpelstilskin, Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit , windless sailing, naval fetishes, box sets, monkey bars vs teeter totters, staycations, pine tar, bad puns, and ask the question, "Is "getting dizzy" a gateway drug for kids?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meetups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?" Listen to this historical trilogy on a yoga mat, it will reaffirm your belief in cliffhangers. Learn more about your ad ch...

Cash and T.J. talk about Batman, The Beatles, Duke Ellington, sick astronauts, lemon water, boob pants, humble opinions, movies vs. books, butt tattoos, and map rooms, and ask the question, "Can you trust people who don't eat chocolate or drink coffee?" Set your clocks back a day and listen to this one in a 24-hour loop, it's like an extra dry undercarriage on a hot summer day. Learn more about yo...

Cash and TJ talk about New Year's resolutions, ventriloquist dummies, In-laws, animal cruelty, road rage, Hellraiser, Vin Diesel, Carrot Top, horse-driven bicycles, fanny packs  and ask the question, "When will we see "Cashing In The Movie?"  Listen to this episode at the gym, right before your love turns to hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Christmas music, horny elves, Mrs. Clause, Michael Mcdonald, Frank Sinatra, angry mobs, domesticated Javalinas, 12 1/2 step programs, the seeds of revolution, stocking coal, the Liberty Bell, family trips, and ask the question, "Why is Santa so unhealthy?" Put a barrel around your waist and listen to this one with some hot nog, it will warm your heart. Learn more about your...

Cash and TJ talk about scientology, gambling addicts, porn stars, inspirational speakers, insecure gods, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, New York, Birddogging, ultimate fighters and ask the question, "Is Cash just like Nostradamus?"  This episode will tickle your Hamster and remind everyone "You can't control the moon!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombie grapes, considerate crimes, snuggle parties, smart antennas, fashion advice, selective amnesia, Mozart, Woody Allen, Owls, Starbursts, and ask the question, "Can a person be too focused?" Stick your feet in warm slippers and enjoy this episode while going through a carwash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about breakups, brew masters, baristas, Russian roulette, motor homes, bullying, skeeball, Yoda, pilgrim pops, and the meaning of Thanksgiving, and ask the question, "Shouldn't we all get free Wi-Fi?  Eat a fifty-five-pound bird and then listen to this episode in a state of sleepy bliss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about hypnotists, soothsayers, removable hoods, leg elbows, bad first dates, gavel objections, fancy grave stones, Ladodeling, podcast hecklers, lying to children, and ask the question, "Why do we hurt the ones we love?" Corner someone at an office party and force them to listen to this episode, it's better then "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Learn more about your ad choices. V...

Cash and TJ talk about Man's search for meaning, Tarzan, Red Fox, Janis Joplin, excessive hubris, scary animals, texting while talking, ass bites, American England, angry proposals, underachievers, post tailgating and ask the question,  "Why aren't more couples high fiving with their toes?" Do some public stretching, throw down on a Thigh Master, and make sure to get sticky for this one. Learn mor...

Cash and TJ talk about Yoda, laughing gas, Nerf furniture, Fleetwood Mac, cocaine trafficking, superhero superfoods, carrot cake lobbies, earthquakes, their new reality show and ask the question, "How do you make a bouncy house into a bouncy home?" This episode is like a gentle swab with a q-tip, it's inside all of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about happy endings, tomato sex, Miley Cyrus, ostrich people, trick or treating, backseat drivers, vigilante justice, cloud haters, celebrity orbiting, incompetent pastors, and ask the question, "Can a peanut butter cup be too small?" Share this episode with a friend who you no longer want to be friends with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about gateway drugs, getaway cars, Simon and Garfunkel, KC and the Sunshine Band, George Brett, Hooters, medicine balls, five leaf clovers, The Last Supper, snow angels, leap year marriages, wedgies, Chiclets, and ask the question, "Would Cash ride a dinosaur bareback?" Save the date and put a handle on this extra long hot and tasty, it makes the perfect ladle. Learn more about yo...

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the early years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Cash and TJ talk about Fifty Shades of Grey, balloon animals, casual preachers, artificial history museums, service pets, hamburger helper, ultimate frisbee, goofy calendars, losing keys, rough air, and ask the question, "Why don't fireman just live downstairs?" Listen to this episode with a neck pillow on, then hoist till your moist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about strip clubs, penis envy, whiskey bars, cross-dressing, world records, juggling, assistant life coaches, taco truck roulette, adult onesies, skinny dipping, and ask, "Is it wrong to spray vagrant children?"  Put on a Nancy Grace mask and get this episode memorized, it may be a question on Jeopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Einstein, child actors, palindromes, teeter totters, The Inca Trial, Kirk Cameron, The Proclaimers, Britney Spears, Bonnie Raitt, Vanilla Ice, chainmail oven mitts, piggyback apps, and ask the question, "Who's the next Benji? Listen to this episode all night and party all day, doctors say it's the best medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the Rock-N-Roll Hall of fame, sex and drugs, El Dubarge, Sir Mixolot, Weezer, AC/DC, John Goodman, multitasking, insecure iTunes, bad fiancés, Yonderland, mating schedules, and ask the question, "How hard is it to do 30 packs of Nitrous oxide?" This might be the most romantic episode yet, so put it on the top of your docket and love the pod your with. Learn more about your a...

Cash and TJ talk about farmers markets, sweater vests, Martin Van Buren, crisis management, hunger strike movies, Neti pots, feather duster abuse, Chicago heat, nose tea, and ask the question, "How many episodes will it take to ruin everyone's life?" Listen to this episode in the downward dog position, followed by a healthy dose of Ambient music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Cash and TJ talk about hair chinstraps, Flat Stanley, uncompromising cheese, elevator music, toll booth operators, Spanish lacrosse, baby oil wrestling, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Green Machines, bathroom art, Hula Pie, tilapia nozzle cakes, and ask the question, "Did the Blowfish need Hootie?" Take off your shoes and listen to this episode on the beach, while playing a Sax. Learn more about your ad c...

Cash and TJ talk about Miracle Whip, sunken treasure, movie premieres, paparazzi, Donald Trump, Lewis and Clark, foot-job machines, carnival games, insecure Ice cream, balloon animals, romantic porn, sticks of gold, and ask the question, "What happened to Cash's hunger strike?" Take off your shoes and put on a leg shirt for this episode, it's like french bullion in a wishing well. Learn more about...

Cash and TJ talk about Nerd flasks, mug shots, beard tails, Nick Nolte, Benjamin Franklin, The Backstreet Boys, birthday etiquette, 3-minute bluffing, positive lying, dinner pictures, cobbler donnybrooks, pharaoh fashion and ask the question, "Shouldn't it be an E for effort?" Listen to this episode on a cell phone taped to a stick, it will sound perfect if you lower your standards. Learn more abo...

Cash and TJ discuss Cash''s hunger strike, The Wolverine, jury duty, Battlefield Earth, Private Benjamin, living on a Kibbutz, alarm clock licking, flip flop tantrums, double pink eye, K-Mart rewards programs, Olive Garden sex, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a 'fair and balanced opinion?" Grab some gummy worms and listen to this one inside a crawl space, it's more entertaining than a civil wa...