Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and Tj talk about Checkov, Christian Bale, paleo diets, camping, penny horses, cliff bars, imaginary friends, caterpillars, crunches, excuses, scrubs, weddings,  and ask the question, “Is licking your wounds the best medicine?”   This episode will induce crippling insomnia, listen with a friend and then hug it out…..         Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, “Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?”   Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway…   Learn more about...

  Cash and TJ talk about Dionysus, jerk chicken, fools gold, pineapple hats, Arnold Schwarzenegger parallel universes, sack races, breast preferences, softwood floors, The World Cup, and ask the question, “What is the best superpower?”    This episode is both functional and festive, keep it inside a safe deposit box next to your favorite magazine….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

  Cash and T.J. talk about Nietzsche, Transformers, Kelsey Grammar, memoirs, foot fetishes, corn husking, gravestones, leather oneseys, 3D movies, beautiful people, flip flops with jeans, Old Man River, and ask the question, “What are Farmerians?   Listen to this retro episode in a 3 ply Cash stacker formation, and don’t forget your glasses….    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ discuss The Big Bang, Plato, Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, NIght Rider, The Streak, super soakers, happy crying, ugly barbers, and ask the question, "Does perfection exist?"   Listen to this episode on a long drive and don't be afraid to use the dipstick test…..    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options,  sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, “Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?”   Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Cash and TJ talk about droidlocks, paddleboats, palindroms, carjacking, Twizler lips, bad houseguests, houseboats, scooters, "The Circle", Swiss Family Robinson, Kickstarter and ask the question, "Is it good to have a Pez Neck?"   Listen to this episode while sitting in a tree, it was whittled with care out of Jelly Belly's....    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombies, karma, Mt. Rushmore, The Oval Office, amusement parks, NBA Basketball, crystal meth, bumper stickers, totem poles, swollen tear ducts, and ask the question,  what is “Slurpee Blue?”   Listen to this episode with a crosscourt two eared technique, it will shake things up for you…     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about their 100th episode, zombies, clones, carjackers, sexy musical instruments, air jamming, cautionary tales, car dancing, crash test dummies, hydration tactics, and ask the question, “Do we need a five minute holding period for rental cars?”   This episode is best accompanied by a drum machine, sing along with the parts you know…..     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads,  and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?"     This episode ha...

Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, “What is the 'eye dropper diet?”   Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some c...

Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'"        This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cl...

Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?"   This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out… Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?"   Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?"   Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon…. Learn more about your ad c...

Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns,  and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?"   If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover…. Learn more about your ad...

Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?"   Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?"   Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house... Learn more...

Cash and TJ talk about fashion breakthroughs,  Point Break, carnival rides, blanket forts, wind chimes, Washington DC, bad whistling, Police Academy movies, lay nets, beer pong, baby monsters, defending your dignity and ask the question, "What is a Rachel epitaph?"   This episode will cure loneliness and physical manifestations, open it up with a new set of chime keys... Learn more about your ad c...

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about evolution, Unicorns, eucalyptus farts, The Olympics, sturgeon fishing, sexting, MC Hammer, John Rambo, Nancy Grace, bacon nose, selfish moons, kidney gifts, and ask the question, "Why is time God?"   Listen to this episode while eating out of a trash can and then wash it down with some melotonin beer…… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about self-help books, french kissing, postcard stalkers, helmet hair, leg envy, Droopy the Dog, Tanya Harding, Jenny Craig, The Oscars, Canada, Mexico, tipping tips, and ask the question, " Is Bono better than us?" Don't take this historic episode for granted, for optimal pleasure listen inside a re-gifted waterbed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices