Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and T.J. talk about new putdowns, bad doctors, licorice nooses, peanut brittle blasting, motels vs hotels, wedding dresses, carnival barkers, last words, the expanding universe, uncle Wither Butter, company parties and ask the questions, “What is the gold standard of pretentious?” Put on your fittens and excuse our dust, the show is still under construction... Learn more about your ad choices...

Cash and T.J. talk about The Oscars, silver chastity belts, spittoon takes, oven mittens, classy ferns, cow ankles, leg elbows, birthday tours, Big Hero Six, and ask the question, "How can you tell if your lawyer is 'Not Ideal'?" Sit in the sink and listen with care, just stay alert because sometimes people pee there... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about daily affirmations, giraffe facts, Rambo, geisha steps, rhombus circles, Dionne Warwick, Fidel Castro, metaphorical angels, truth or dare, car chases, safer sandals, pre-inappropriate comment screenings, Silicon Valley and ask the question, “Does neck size matter?” Put this episode on your bucket list, it’s better then french kissing a horse… Learn more about your ad choic...

Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, “Why can’t people be more careful?” Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough.... Learn more ab...

Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, “Little Sisters”, Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, “Isn’t it time for sleeved condoms?”  Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn’t know any better... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about free range kids, Little Caesar, stagecoach banking, iPhone 6, Yentlfest, online arguing, The LA Times, Dear Abby, grand parenting, Mackey Sasser, Yelp, lazy therapists, bottled bad breath, and ask the question, “Bow tie pasta: the formal Italian dish?” Listen to this episode in a hot tub of melted butter, it’s not just about the corn, it’s about the kernels… Learn more abo...

Cash and T.J. talk about Cocoon, mail order pods, broken mirrors, Smokey Bear conventions, Parcheesi, Barbra Streisand,  Mary Albert, Orville Redenbacher, Jiffy Pop, Wilford Brimley, Colonel Sanders, The SS Forester, Weird Science and ask the question, “Can there be a chasm where a schism should be?” This episode is better then two scarecrows french kissing, it will make you shake your moneymaker…...

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grinch, Santa Clause, the Winchester Mystery House, Old MacDonald, Sting, Bono, George Michael, Meatloaf, The Shining, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, fantasy carnival games, Ghostbusters, and ask the question, "Is the Grand Canyon natures ladle?” This belated holiday episode is a full courtyard press, prepare yourself for a pyrotechnic full body release…   Learn more...

Cash and T.J. talk about Curious George, Dave Mathews, suicide by celery, help balloons, Gold's Gym, misplaced pianos, guilty pleasures, the 1972 A’s, virtual reality, baking tragedy’s, bathtub Elephants, yeast rising, cellophane underwear, soap radios, karaoke crowd surfing, shower party’s, and ask the question,  “How is sex similar to pizza?”   This episode is like an itch that can’t be scratche...

Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Super Bowl ladles, dropkicking turkeys,, Wipeout, speed walking, Evil Kneivel, the hitler card, grand marshal, winning arguments, lemon butts, craisins, Denny’s, eating pebbles, time zones and ask the question, “Is thanksgiving worth it?”   This hot-n tasty episode is more fun then an escalating Quaker blast, it’s short on cranberries and long on tater tots....

Cash and T.J. talk about holiday insults, mistletoe, tiny anvils, molting parties, skin suits, telescopes, catapults, Johnny Carson, Nikki Glaser, Quakers, peanut brittle, peacocks, arm wrestling and ask the question, “Who is ‘Little Brad?” Listen to the episode with a spoonful of Whiskey, it sounds better out of context….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Nixon tapes, Billy Joel, grief sex, the Pacific Crest trail, the English Channel, tennis, boxing, arm knees, baby showers, turkish baths, hoarding, feral gentlemen, unspirational quotes, invisible necklaces and ask the question, “Does Cash have the ‘Right Stuff’?”   Don’t ever forget or erase this episode, it is second to Naan….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Cash and T.J. talk about wedding invitations, meaningless memes, face bangs, hair hats, saddle levitation, Reeses big cups,  scarecasts, ticker tape parades, battering rams, Edward James Olmos, Ted Mggilicutty, Attila the Hun, trolls, the milky way, Panero vs Hooters, frowning Moji’s, and ask the question, “How do lambs get pregnant?” This episode is funnier than a 50 dollar pig. If you want it to...

Cash and T.J. talk about The World Series, Bob Schnieder,  Junipero Serra, Andrew Jackson, incubation tanks, Venetian blinders, Macky Sasser, Pemberton Bulltlesticks, Triskett Hurlibutton, tantric styles, breaking bread, selfies, cars and coffee cups, and ask the question, “Will T.J. give Cash his kidney?”   This pack of pods is more like a gaggle of swaggles, it will burst your bursa sack….    Le...

Cash and T.J. talk about Big Hero Six, The Doobie Brothers, Colonel Sanders, The Shining, Days of our Lives, axes vs hatchets, rubber turduckens, leg wings, double shoes, wiji boards, morse code, ghost rain, , and ask the question, “Is a wig just a hat of hair?” Put on a "school of gruel" t-shirt and listen to this hot-n-tasty pod alone, it's like a taser in a hot tub....   Learn more about your a...

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grand Canyon, Chupacabra, John Mccain, golfing accidents, desert hoodies, grampadres, free hugs, bronze balls, death by celery, intrepid hair, Moon Wizard, shoulder pubes, tiny alligators and ask the question, “What’s the least pleasurable thing you can eat with a straw?”   Check yourself into an Italian themed retirement community and listen to this episode, it will c...

Cash and TJ talk about conspiracy theories, Jim Morrison, status anxiety, fashion week, tribute beards,  jet lag, stomach anvils, Cash stackers, margaritas, attractive people, Tang, Billy Idol, lunchbox ecosystems and ask the question, “Which episode ruined your life?”   Front load this truthsetto straight into your earholes, the sound quality is exemplary…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Cash and TJ talk about forehanded insults, bachelor parties, pear shaped bodies, animal crackers, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Franken, jousting, drunk shopping, bird deposits, carnyism, and ask the question "Are letters shrking their responsibilities?" Open up a canister of nougat and listen to this one with your hat on backwards, it will answer questions nobody asked...         Learn more about your ad...

Cash and T.J. talk about oracles,  weddings, religion, make up sex, ballerina’s, extemporaneous vows funny hats, baseball fever, lamps plus, Moon Wizard 2,  Dog Day Afternoon, Transformers,  and ask the questions, “Is the word Betrothed pronounced Betrothed or Betrothed?”   Put a roll bar on your ears for this episode, you're in for one bumpy ride…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

Cash and TJ talk about Donkey Kong, The World Cup, Legoland, Sea World, Broadway musicals, mechanical bulls, The Wright Brothers, The Super Bowl, False alarms, smores vs sex,  chinese fire drills, sleep outs, and ask the question, “Are smoke detectors really just dead battery detectors?”     This entire episode is one endless segue, it was reviewed favorably on Yelp….. Learn more about your ad cho...

  Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, “What’s the best heckle at a soccer game?”   Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it’s poetry to the ears o...