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In This Episode: is Mr Baby Daddy Guy going to jail? If so, does that remove him from the Douchebag 16? No worries because 2 new contenstants are added this week! Samsung Refrigerators make the news, as do cars on fire, racist outbursts and rat givaways!

Is Sykesville forcing people to vote naked? Dennis and Sherri are sternly against Randy's Public Survellance proposal. the Trash Panda makes his one year anniversary appearance. the gang makes pizza predictions predalicting the pandemic. Who has a salad with their Stouts and Porters???

Westminster Online Community has been double-Zucked. Hampstead gets administer challenged, but the administer claps back! Also, is Randy censoring Sherri? Dennis "figures it out" and starts watching Letterkenny. And of course, GQ strikes again!

Dennis comes up with some brilliant ideas based on the Uber business model. Randy is put on trial for using Doordash and Sherri sentences him to death. The GQ award is presented once again with honors. Sherri reveals the top 10 other things flies are attracted to.

Sherri explains the snitching and mask madness going on in Carroll County Restaurants. Dennis analyzes the new shopping center in Westminster. Randy reveals the two biggest lies women tell. The gang fights over what the best bagged snack is.

Randy takes us a journey of social media stories too crazy to be true, including cancelled out cancel culture, an estranged couple airing their dirty laundry and a home improvement charlatan who threatens his customers. Dennis deep dives and answers the question "Can you sue someone for hurting your feelings on social media?". Sherri gives us another legendary Top 10.

The crew throws you in the back seat on a ride to Tony Town. A hit is put out on a local restaurant owner for being a strattone! The opening of the movies causes people talkin' subversive over masks. Some F*&$shoe tries to rat-out Dicks with race-baiting, but gets wacked. Eldersburg Online Community admin get's told to get out of the car, c^$@!!

The Gang ruminates on what Tiny Town would really be like. Fast food is a hot topic for the discriminating foodie. A drunk harasser attacks protesters, and then gets arrested with a lesson on America. Yet more racism with a 3-way racist fight that causes a vortex of accusations, deleted profiles, and ...job searches?

Carroll County not only hates kids, but now women. Dennis explains our legal system. Westminster swings both ways on the Mask/Social Distancing debate. Randy declares himself judge, jury and jailor. Taco Bell closes, and Sherri has some ideas why.

In this episode: Outcast Sykesvillians, a community group where keeping it real went wrong, Westminster's worst parking lot got even worse, and an anti-masker plot to take down a local sub shop by getting it more business! (You read that right.) Sponsored by Island Green Family Fun Center

Dennis brings us into week 3 of post-quarantine world where kids now hate US. Sherri dumpster dives to uncover more trash. We discover the Bizarro world Randy is Ariel from Little Mermaid.

We're firing on all cylinders this week. Randy explains a long con by a diabolical local Facebook community group administer who turned his group into a dumpster fire. Sherri is fired up about a financial decision by our local commissioners. Dennis ruminates on Amish Fire Suppression systems.

Our first post-apocalyptic episode where we report on a local Rec & Parks debacle in Westminster, Karens losing control, Restaurant snitching during the lockdown. But, a sign of hope when a man is arrested for good ol' Heroin possession. Sherri outlines what else 2020 holds for us, in an enlighting Top 10.

Dennis guides us through another locked down zoom episode. Sherri explains the Baugher Farm Debacle, Randy does a dramatic reading of a Westminster Online Community Rage-Quit, and something for all of us, a guy defecates on the deck of Full Moon Pub!

A new episode? We've heard your cries, and we are back! We describe our lives in quarantine, read some fan mail, call out another local podcast, and of course, Sherri hits us with a Top 10!

Keeping social distancing, we record the podcast from our 3 remote locations. Our biggest interview yet, the one and only Peter Franchot, Comptroller of Maryland. Peter gives some very real and raw advice for how to get through the economic crisis caused by COVID-19. And of course we also talk about local 24 year olds buying teenagers alcohol at a local motel. High highs and low lows on this episo...

Randy has a tactical plan to beat the Coronavirus. Sherri shares a story of a rogue outlaw who took the law into his own hands at her Cafe. Dennis makes predictions and finds the positive side of the Coronavirus situation.

The podcast rages on in the wake of Coronavirus. Dennis learns what a "finsta" is. Carroll County Public Schools deals with a finsta of their own. Carens collide, clash and coerce collateral comradery in a local community Facebook group. Sykesville vies for the national title of America's Main Street. Dennis and Randy unveil Tactical Military Randy and Dennis Logg. Dennis offers Randy his slot, an...

Randy and Sherri square-off in the first Judge Dennis of 2020 with a salacious drunk girl rage incident. Aggressive driving is all the roadrage in Hampstead. Sykesville is getting a splash park and we literally don't know what to make of it. Randy thought Algebra was a country. Self Checkout debates ignite the community.

Dennis defends his beloved flow chart. Randy has serious advice for coyote problems. Sherri is high on hemp fields.

The gang survives Westminster's weather. The Mermaids help Randy get clean. Dennis is flabbergasted by baby mama drama. Sherri reveals a blast from Arby's sordid past. Sponsored by Mer-Maids, LLC Cleaning Service http://www.mermaidsllc.com/

Taneytown is back in the news, with machine guns and girl fights. The Trash Panda returns for an interview about the bats that caused the Coronavirus. Sherri shed light on the stabbings from last week in Westminster. Dennis makes Randy uncomfortable about an already uncomfortable situation.

BREAKING NEWS: Taneytown cancels a dog fest, and might have a toilet flapper problem. Dennis won't let go of Randy's massage fear. Randy and Sherri argue over the concept of a non-alcoholic sports bar. A Hampstead pig wins the Golden Tractor Crank. Sherri spills the beans on what Fairtrade Coffee really is. Dennis explains The Witcher. Also, is laughter really the best medicine?

Randy finally eats his vegetables. Dennis just cannot let go of Randy's massage-a-phobia. Sherri has seen just way too much dog taint.

Sherri and Randy try to conclude their Mall Bet, with video evidence. Dennis breaks down the desire to hit bars and pubs with a toddler. Randy tries to explain a major daycare scandal. Sherri has some beef with the School System Snow Squall and vague maybe-closing reports.