Carroll Worldwide

A Holiday Classic! A surprise bonus episode. Carroll Worldwide presents a Charles Dickens classic. Sherri's reclamation. Can it happen? Is it a Christmas miracle? Walk through the night with the ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future!

The coolest mailman ever is discovered. Randy gets his box stuffed. Melee at Chipotle. Carroll County is laden with Ducks. Dennis asks for a moment of silence out of respect for a fallen hero. Sherri gets flustered!

Randy surprise challenges Sherri and Dennis to a philosophical argument that leaves him more confused and somehow more wrong. Sherri breaks down a massive, pervasive drama episode involving a man with 3 aliases sleeping with his babysitter. Dont worry, his WIFE chimes in. Dennis ducks and waves while learning of Mallards.

The gang discusses how social media reveals who you really are. Randy breaks down a retail rivalry in possible the most sexist way possible. Sherri reads a real too-hot-for-jail letter, and Dennis stirs the pot.

Learn the real history of the Carroll Worldwide hosts. Randy turns out to be wrong regarding a kill list. Dennis surprises everyone with a story about dirty letters sent to inmates. Sherri gives thanks for the first and probably last time ever.

Dennis pontificates over missed connections, Randy suggests an anti-wishlist for the holidays, and Sherri has suggestions for better things to do than try to troll your local city officials.

Featuring the most Carroll County story ever. Randy makes an inordinate amount of Dad jokes, and stays on-brand. A much awaited reopening. A very special interview from atop Carroll Worldwide towers. Carroll hates women. Dennis is the O.T. 

Euthanasia price shopping, Popeyes violence, haunted house creepiness, Battlestar Galactica references, Randy's hater gets knocked off Facebook. Most uncomfortable episode ever? Fear not, Sherri has a instant-classic Top 10.

Dennis does a hatchet job on holiday restructuring. Randy tells some restaurant horror stories. A rabid, lethargic, city raccoon terrorizes the gang. Sherri has some gruesome ideas for Halloween costumes.

Pumpkin pilfering perpetuates, as parking lot perpetrators produce panic, and poppycock producers proliferate phony power performances proven pretend by the police.

A victory for a local consumer. The gang discusses the ups and downs of the new restaurants coming to Carroll County. We discuss a local man who is just not excited by what our news paper has to offer. Randy gets woke regarding the plight of women getting pizza thrown at them and men punching themselves in the face (you read that right). Sherri and Dennis further discuss the Pay-It-Forward mania,...

Dennis says Good Riddance to a lost companion. Sherri just can't seem to make things cynical. Randy reviews a number of sticky customer situations.

Sponsored by Ting! Crazy Fast Fiber Internet! Two major openings of gas stations rock carroll county, complaints run rampant about plastic bags at Wal Mart, rare burgers at McDonalds, a probably standard evaporation of froth from Dunkin Donuts and a manly man is upset at the Beckys for running dry his supply of Pumpin Spice Latte! If that wasn't enough, they're complaining about Christmas. Also in...

Randy says a heartfelt goodbye to Ruby Tuesday. Dennis has another reason to dislike the most disliked company in the country. Sherri feels the wrath of the Full Moon.

Randy has the Time of his Life. Petsmart becomes Ground Zero for a titanic clash. Dennis reveals that he is a feline ageist. Sherri Sherrieotypes some people enjoying slip and slides. 

Dennis lets down his guard and gets political. Randy educates us on the plight of being a woman. Sherri does some investigative reporting on a local story.

Dennis' law experience is challenged with Wal-Mart's receipt checking policy. Sherri has an admirer. Randy puts a sexist spin on Newtonian Physics. Randy tries to "fry" Dennis, and Sherri reviews the current chicken sandwich debacle.

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Sherri takes a strong stance against child cruelty. Dennis is incensed at being fleeced by a massive corporation. Randy drops some knowledge that may save your sex life.

Randy witnesses a bizarre series of escalations in an online tiff. Dennis empathizes with business owners trying to pay it forward. Sherri creates a new Carroll County lexicon.

The gang finally talks about the stuffed animal carnival controversy.   Judge Dennis presides over a Golden Tractor crank with llamas and pool boys. Randy and Sherri engaged in a high-stakes wager.

Special guest Mike Stewart, of Gracie Jiu Jitsu Maryland ( www.realjiujitsu.com )  joins the gang to offer his opinions on life, child rearing and just about everything.   Dennis ponders the recent kerfuffle between the city council and the mayor. Randy calls out a troll for not using the much revered "Can I Complain?" chart. Sherri discusses the validity of reasons to call out of work.

Sherri hits the streets at the 2nd Annual Pride Festival. Listen to interviews with vendors, town dignitaries, committee members and attendees. Tune in for the inside scoop of Westminster's most colorful festival

Dennis' windfall is destroyed by his capricious overlords. Randy readjusts to life back home. Sherri brings back a full Pride Report.

The gang tries to make sense of a "scam" involving found money. Randy and Sherri discuss the vanity of social media. Dennis may be wrong again, this time misunderstanding a discussion about the library. Our Golden Tractor Crank award winner accepts his award.