Carroll Worldwide

Join the gang as we bring you our annual Holiday episode. A timeless holiday classic, will the Bitch succeed in ruining Christmas for all the Westys down in Westnumbstern? Sit back with your cocoa in front of a roaring fire and enjoy our gift to you, completely uncensored and NSFW.

Twas the Gary before Christmas And all through the house Not a wall was left standing Not even this louse The drywall was hung With a belch and a swear No MHIC either He just doesn't care The children were horrified hiding in their bed The reviews of his work Oh, what they read Passed out at the library A filthy redneck We' re calling our lawyer Just look at our deck! When out on the lawn There ar...

Carroll Worldwide welcomes Doug Weatherholtz of Island Green Family Fun Center! Doug talks about all the new goings on at Island Green, especially his new pub and grill! Dennis makes Randy and Sherri want to lay down and die. Sherri makes us all want to catch "these hands".

This episode sponsored by Island Green Family Fun Center! Randy recounts the Sykesville Craft Beer Festival and smashes some craft brews and some false information. Dennis admits to liking a taboo drink once in a while. The gang gets hot and heavy over using other people's trash cans, panties left at a BBQ joint, and a couch for sale which includes bodily fluids. And we're left with the big questi...

Carroll Worldwide celebrates their 100th episode with special guests: Dennis' dog, Trash Panda, The Groundhog That Got Shot By The Sherrif A Few Years Ago, and our very special honored and world renown guest: THE Harper Smythe! And of course we cover local topics, like kids vandalizing local property, and people crying over a local festival that had COVID requirements.

The gang tackles the big issues this week; who can dress as whom this Halloween? Why are there so many creepers in Hamchester? What can you do with a set of 125 test tubes? When is Halloween? And perhaps the most disturbing Top Ten to date.

Randy is in Facebook jail and now might get cancelled for cultural appropriation. Sherri showcases an amazing find on a local yardsale group. Dennis ruminates on putting trashing up people's trash with trash. We cover Westnubsterm's Cow County's Best winners! A curious job listing is creeping everyone out. And....did someone Tik Tok after causing a 6 car accident on Rt 140? Also, want to hear Denn...

Our most fired-up episode ever! Sherri discusses a person who literally called the police because she found a book with sexual content in a high school library. (Will she call the cops on The Internet, also?). A new home rental is showcased on CWW-QVC, Randy is still obsessed with Carroll County geospatial intelligence. Dennis digs deep into why one should tip when carrying out.

Carroll County hates kids so much that parents are beating up children at a local football game. We continue to unravel Sherri's scandalous love life. A Violin scammer is ravaging the strip malls of Westminster. Someone is selling a box of vintage Playboys, but sucks at negotiation. What more do you need? Oh, aside from another glorious Top 10?

A woman posts in The Eldersburg Online Community group, about seeing a bear, and get bullied. A very overweight man robs someone in a parking lot and then....runs? A man robs a local church at knifepoint, and "unrelated", our least favorite unlicensed contractor is ripping off more people. And BONUS: Does Sherri have a new romantic prospect? This one is JUICY!

Dennis dismisses "Westy" as the nickname for Westminster. Randy reads a whole article and transcends the cognitive dissonant. Sherri has some good advice for those upset about school masks. The gang reviews a list of the only acceptable restaurants in Eldersburg, as well as a new crop of horrifying grocery store names.

Our guest, former Westminster City Mayor Joe Dominick shares his thoughts on his time as mayor, local politics, Facebook recommendations, and of course, new restaurant openings. What is "MILF Mountain"? Perhaps Dennis can explain. Randy insults a 5 year old Child, and Sherri gives us the top 10 reasons Joe didn't run for a second term.

Special Guest Graham Dodge from MAGIC tells us all about the Autonomous Corridor, Good Gaming Fest and other great technical things coming to Westminster. Sherri recaps PRIDE fest. Randy tells a story about a misogynistic dead beat dad unicorn. Dennis is accused and does accuse of someone in the room being Harper Smythe!

Dennis, Randy and Sherri catch up in a post-COVID Carroll County. Randy bashes carnies, Sherri declares Fathers day a day of white privilege, Dennis explores Westnubsterm's parallels in a WOC shakeup, and you'll never believe who has the best crabcakes in Eldersburg!

Dennis takes us into the parallel universe where Wokeminster and Trumple County are sharply divided and engaged in war. Sherri opens up about her love life and accuses  Randy of being Oprah. We learn some disappointing facts about "Little Randy", and Sherri's Top 10 becomes self aware!

Westnubsterm becomes the New Median Grade. Baseball fields forked, Cops storming Wendy's and vandalism spark the Next Mediation of Graffiti. An opinion is voiced on the Neighborhood Municipal Government.

Dennis learns what pinkies are. As in "snake food". Randy has a prophetic vision about women. We explore the age old question "Does gay sex violate marriage vows?" Sherri offers her sage advice to two of our beloved listeners.

The gang discusses post apocalyptic future at the landfill. The future former Mayor Joe tools the Westminster Online Communities. More is revealed about Randy's Uncle Dad as this white trash mystery unfolds. Dennis ponders drive-thrus, and Sherri hits us hard with a fresh top 10. Don't forget to support "Big Business Saturday" in Westnubsterm!

Dennis, Randy and Sherri review the highs and lows of a year in quarantine. A new Golden Tractor Crank award is presented. A new(ish) segment "Ask Sherri" prompts some advice that brings a quick end to the episode. You might need a shower and confessional after this one.

Westminster has an alternate universe. Hampstead has a microverse. Sherri is trying to clean up her verse. We learn Randy at home is never terse. Dennis agrees that blocking people is worse.

Welcome to a double length episode where we talk about TV shows, weird Wal Mart Flexes, Racists who delete their comments, Dennis hates the Office Memes, Sherri is legit happy these days, and Randy read a book....??? WTF is going on here?

Sherri dissects a local Italian restaurant trash war. Dennis introduces us old people to Top Shot, after someone was shooting their mouth off in Taneytown. Randy shocks everyone with a surprise episode of "Judge Dennis" which ignites possible the fight of the century. Sherri's Top 10 collates Cancel Culture currently collecting in Carroll County.

We catch up with the gang, as Dennis talks of his Wall St Revolution, Sherri delves into online dating, and Randy fixes his gut, and Sherri BANS HIM FROM BIRDIES CAFE FOR LIFE!! Also, in Westminster, a car ends up in the 97N Pond, and did someone pull a switcheroo at McDonalds? Or was it all just a lie?

Dennis, Sherri, Randy & Trash Panda recreate their version of the timeless holiday classic.