Can't Hardly Watch

This week we discuss the Five Nights at Freddy's rip-off, Willy's Wonderland featuring a silent, energy drink chugging, pin ball machine humping Nic Cage!

This week in preparation for Creed III (which Stallone is NOT in) we discuss Rocky IV, the award winning film that was instrumental in ending the Cold War.

This week we discuss Obsessed, the stalker thriller that won the MTV movie award for best fight and stars world-renowned actress Beyonce.

Happy Valentines Day! This week we decided to discuss the "romantic comedy" Bride Wars starring Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway about 2 materialistic friends whose weddings happen to land on the same date. Instead of having a combined wedding or one of them just picking a different date they decide to ruin each others lives! Don't miss this riveting tale of female empowerment from the director of 13...

This week we discuss the 90s kids movie, Blank Check which on the surface appears to be just another Home Alone rip off but is really a depraved tale of child neglect and borderline pedophilia. Now streaming on Disney+!

Since M. Night Shyamalan's newest film, Knock at the Cabin is coming out this week, we thought it would be fun to look back at his previous film, Old featuring some of the most bizare dialouge and acting you'll ever see (even by his standards) and a twist that raises a hundred more questions!

This week we discuss the 1994 adapation of the popular Capcom video game, Street Fighter featuring a wonderfully hammy performance from the late great Raul Julia and a coked out Jean-Claude Van Damme.

This week we continue our 2022 recap by looking back on some notable horror movies from last year.

This week we ring in the new year by discussing some of the big blockbusters that came out in 2022.  

Merry Christmas! This week we discuss the 1997 dark comedy, Jack Frost where the wisecracking killer snowman is like #5 on the list of weirdest things going on in this film.

This week we discuss a Vince Vaughn flop nobody remembers, Fred Claus about Santa's fast talking, obnoxious older bother.

This week we discuss the latest installment in the Home Alone series, Home Sweet Home Alone featuring a dastardly twerp who terrorizes 2 simps who are just trying to save their house from forclosure.

This week we discuss Dear Evan Hansen, an adapation of the Tony award winning musical about a 37 year old high schooler who pretends he was best friends with a student who commited suicide so he can have sex with his sister. Starring Ben Platt and produced by Marc Platt.

This week it's Morbin' Time! We discuss the latest entry in Sony's Spider-Man Universe, Morbius which Martin Scorsese has called the truest hight of Cinema!

This week we discuss the sci-fi acttion comedy, Suburban Commando starring cultural icon Hulk Hogan which suprisingly enough is not the most embarassing thing he's done on film.

This week we discuss Fred Durst's stalker thriller, The Fanatic featuring a performance from John Travolta you have to see to believe!

Happy Halloween! Since Terrifier 2 is currently making audiences barf and have seizures, naturally we thought it would fun to watch the original Terrifier film!

This week we discuss an all time guilty pleasure- Dreamcatcher which is based on Stephen King's novel about psychic friends battling alien worms that blast out of people's asses!

This week we discuss Bats, the horrifying motion picture about a small town that gets attacked by plastic toys from Party City. 

This week in preperation for the upcoming Halloween Ends we discuss last year's Halloween Kills- the second film in the franchise to feature Jamie Lee Curtis doing nothing and laying in a hospital bed for most of the movie.

This week we discuss the cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space which may or may not have been the inspiration for Insane Clown Posse.

This week we discuss Jurassic World: Dominion- The "Epic conclusion of the Jurassic Era." "I'm the Joker, Baby!"- Giganotosaurus 

This week we discuss People Like Us- a movie nobody remembers about a corporate trader who finds out he has a secret half-sister after his dad dies. Instead of just telling her like a normal person, he spends the whole film romancing his sister. Written and directed by everyone's favorite screenwriting duo- Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci!

On the very first episode of Can't Hardly Watch we talk about Congo, a film about a talking Gorilla who loves to get tickled and blitzed off margaritas! Also Joe Don Baker REALLY wants some diamonds.