Can't Hardly Watch

This week we discuss The Book of Henry, Colin Trevorrow's bizzare drama-thriller that was so bad it lost him the Star Wars Episode IX gig. 

This week we celebrate Memorial Day with another Stallone classic, Rambo: First Blood Part II. If Rambo's speach at the end doesn't give you a patriotic boner then surely the Frank Stallone song will!

This week we discuss the David Arquette flop, Ready to Rumble- the film that contributed to the downfall of the WCW. 

This week in preperation for Fast X we look back at the sophmore slump of the Fast Saga, 2 Fast 2 Furious. Why did they replace Vin Diesel with Tyrese? Drop it. I don't wanna talk about it. Drop it? Hell I wanna hear about this homie. I said forget about it cuh!

Dear David Bowie... This week we discuss the forgotten high school comedy-drama, Bandslam about a pretentious twerp who becomes a band manager and thinks he has more clever insight into music than he really does. For some reason Vanessa Hudgens has romantic feelings for him?!

This week we discuss the notorious George Lucas produced flop, Howard the Duck about a singer who really wants to fuck an alien duck who accidentally gets brought to Earth. If you love duck puns and beastiality, this is the movie for you!

This week we discuss Fame, the cringe remake of the 1980 cult classic that feels like an ABC family original movie. Staring Paul Iacono from The Hard Times of RJ Berger.

This week we discuss our first film in the 0% Rotten Tomatoes club, Staing Alive- the infamous sequel to Saturday Night Fever directed by Sylvester Satllone. 

This week we have the time of our lives as we discuss Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, the forgotten prequel/reimagining (?) of Dirty Dancing.

Since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves just came out, we thought it would be "fun" to revist the original Dungeons & Dragons film from 2000. We weren't suprised by the dated CGI and Jeremy Irons' insane performance but were shocked by how much it ripped off The Phantom Menace. Who doesn't love lengthy senete debates and racial stereotypes in their epic fantasy adventure fim?

This week we return to the Leprechaun saga with Leprechaun in the Hood. In this terrifying installment, Lep tries the ganja, taps ass and becomes a rapper! Starring Ice-T of Law & Order SVU!

This week we celebrate St. Patrick's Day by discussing the original Leprechaun film- a "frightening" tale of a murderous creature who terrorizes a family to retrieve his gold only to do nothing with it other than count and rub it. Seriously why not spend it on a fuckin visit to the orthadontist and dermatologist?

This week we discuss the Five Nights at Freddy's rip-off, Willy's Wonderland featuring a silent, energy drink chugging, pin ball machine humping Nic Cage!

This week in preparation for Creed III (which Stallone is NOT in) we discuss Rocky IV, the award winning film that was instrumental in ending the Cold War.

This week we discuss Obsessed, the stalker thriller that won the MTV movie award for best fight and stars world-renowned actress Beyonce.

Happy Valentines Day! This week we decided to discuss the "romantic comedy" Bride Wars starring Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway about 2 materialistic friends whose weddings happen to land on the same date. Instead of having a combined wedding or one of them just picking a different date they decide to ruin each others lives! Don't miss this riveting tale of female empowerment from the director of 13...

This week we discuss the 90s kids movie, Blank Check which on the surface appears to be just another Home Alone rip off but is really a depraved tale of child neglect and borderline pedophilia. Now streaming on Disney+!

Since M. Night Shyamalan's newest film, Knock at the Cabin is coming out this week, we thought it would be fun to look back at his previous film, Old featuring some of the most bizare dialouge and acting you'll ever see (even by his standards) and a twist that raises a hundred more questions!

This week we discuss the 1994 adapation of the popular Capcom video game, Street Fighter featuring a wonderfully hammy performance from the late great Raul Julia and a coked out Jean-Claude Van Damme.

This week we continue our 2022 recap by looking back on some notable horror movies from last year.

This week we ring in the new year by discussing some of the big blockbusters that came out in 2022.  

Merry Christmas! This week we discuss the 1997 dark comedy, Jack Frost where the wisecracking killer snowman is like #5 on the list of weirdest things going on in this film.

This week we discuss a Vince Vaughn flop nobody remembers, Fred Claus about Santa's fast talking, obnoxious older bother.

This week we discuss the latest installment in the Home Alone series, Home Sweet Home Alone featuring a dastardly twerp who terrorizes 2 simps who are just trying to save their house from forclosure.

This week we discuss Dear Evan Hansen, an adapation of the Tony award winning musical about a 37 year old high schooler who pretends he was best friends with a student who commited suicide so he can have sex with his sister. Starring Ben Platt and produced by Marc Platt.