Can't Hardly Watch

This week we discuss The Green Inferno, Eli Roth's cannibal "horror" film that has more dicks, masturbation, and poop than it does actual cannibalism. 

This week get ready to winky dinky your stinky pinky because we watch the totally politcally correct 2002 cross dressing "comedy" Sorority Boys.

This week we discuss Dirty Grandpa- a comedy so horny it will leave you cumming or dying!

If you thought The Fast and Furious was cool, you're just a pussy-bitch because this week we discuss Torque, the most 2004 movie of all time!

Gobble gobble it's turkey time! This week we mourn the break up of Bennifer and celebrate their biggest embarrassment, Gigli.

This week we welcome Miles Teller to the three timers club as we discuss the forgotten Hangover knock off, 21 and Over.

This week we discuss the insane Brat Pack comming-of-age flick, St. Elmos Fire!

This week we discuss the erotic mystery-thriller, The Loft starring none other than international sex symbol Eric Stonestreet aka Cam from Modern Family!

Siri, play I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eye Peas because this we look back at the 2009 FX Hall of Famer, X-Men Origins: Wolverine starring Will.i.am!

This week we discuss the glorified Lifetime movie, The Boy Next Door starring J-Lo and the dude from Step Up Revolution.

This week we discuss the disaster flick, Dante's Peak which features the worst grandmother in cinematic history!

This week we discuss the very perverted 00s teen comedy, Sleepover which for some reason sees these recently graduated middle schoolers being persued by older men?!

This week we discuss Deep Rising, the cult creature feature about ass eating tentacle monsters! 

This week we conclude Apocalypse month with another film in the prestigious 0% Rotten Tomatoes club, Left Behind starring Can't Hardly Watch icon Nic Cage and Jordan Sparks randomly?!?!

You think you know bad, huh? Well you're a fucking choir boy because this week apocalypse month continues with the santanic Y2K thriller, End of Days!

This week the caves won't save us! Nothing can! Apocalypse month continues as we discuss the Nic Cage thriller, Knowing.

Put on your pull ups and grab a jar of pickles because this week we kick off apocalypse month with another Roland Emmerich classic, 2012!

All aboard Beaver Junction because this week we discuss the prostitute thriller, Angel! Whisker biscuits on the house!

This week, it's webbing time! We discuss Madame Web, the lattest installment of the SSU brought to you by Pepsi!

This week we discuss the "horror" film, Puppet Master- the first in a series of 15 movies that askes the question "Can you recreate your wildest sexual fantasy?"

Siri, play Another Postcard by Barenaked Ladies because this week we're revisting Tim Burton's ill-conceived "reimagining" of Planet of the Apes.

This week we discuss the forgotten Marky Mark vehicle that will make you want to take a piss, Rock Star. 

Grab your Dunkaccino, Coke, Pepto, and book your tickets for your Royal Caribbean crusie because this week we discuss the Adam Sandler scam errr I mean stalker thriller, errr I mean "comedy" Jack and Jill!

The fire breathers are not gonna wanna listen to this week's pod because we go on an all time rant about Imagine Dragons. Oh and we also talk about Passengers, the forgotten sci-fi "romance" film starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt.

This week in honor of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, we look back on Roland Emmerich's erotic and sensual 1998 version of Godzilla starring Can't Hardly Watch hall of famer, Matthew Broderick and half the cast of The Simpsons randomly?!