Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier. Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly). No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Ep. 117 "Double Back Fisted" 28.10.2024

Chaotic start to the episode as per usual with an exploded camera battery, so dash to the shops and then straight in to recording this banger! I also talk about our dog eating a lizard and ending up in an emergency vet, becoming a predator in Ipswich, Fortnite's latest addiction, Call of Duty Black ops 6 drops, talking to truckies, Trump on Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe owns the 2 biggest viewed things,...

Ep. 116 "Win With The VIN" 21.10.2024

Teased it last week but here we are, buckle in for the opening 15 minutes roasting the department of transport! I also talk about the kids joining the WWE in a ladder match, connecting with a bloke in the toilets on tour, Hervey Bay and Gympie recaps, Liam Payne passing from One Direction, Franics Ngannou getting his first win in PFL, my final thoughts on Nedd Brockmann, UFC coming back to Sydney...

Ep. 115 "Liquified Sandpaper" 14.10.2024

The hunt for a new car is officially over! I thought I would be cruising around in a Mercedes but I am now the proud owner of a grandpa spec 4x4! I also talk about Nikita losing her phone in the bin, my awkward moment in the gym change rooms, also a weird encounter with a client and her son, Elon Musk announcing a few new things, I rewatch instant Family, and off course I talk way more about the l...

Ep. 114 "Wild Brumby" 07.10.2024

Putting in the overtime on this Public holiday here in Australia this week! Oh wait a second, our only sponsor has just pulled their funding due to closing down. Well I hope you guys still appreciate it! I also talk about me being tamed as a full time employee once more, looking like an idiot in front of a client, car issues this week, my wife's interesting unit of measure, the kids sneaking thing...

Ep. 113 "Just That One Thanks" 30.09.2024

Hey legends! We’ve got another cracking episode of the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast this week. First off, we managed to fumble the bag on getting Luke Combs tickets, also Nikita is hitting the clubs asking if people still get drugged… so I’m sending her out with a plastic sleeve for safety. And on the list of life’s annoyances, nothing tops Coles Express trying to upsell you on everything—no, I don...

Ep. 112 "Biebers Booty" 23.09.2024

He is a full time employee once more ladies and gentleman! Starting next week I am officially closing up my business and going back to a job to HOPEFULLY have more time etc for comedy and the pod. I also talk how fishing is gay, a recap on our split bill show at Goodchat, making friends at a gig down in Burleigh, Distillery Rd popped off this with our biggest turnout to date, verdy x nike collab,...

Ep. 111 "Excessive Coaching and Kissing" 16.09.2024

Pounding the pavement handing out flyers trying to sell out our split bill show at the Goodchat Comedy Fringe Festival this week, and it lead me in to a couple of awkward encounters with some punters! I also talk my fun trip to hungry jacks late at night, My wife discovering audiobooks, Linkin Park's new lead singer, Charlie Day on the Bertcast, revisiting Chris Distefano's 9/11 bit, Noche UFC 306...

Ep. 110 “Meraki” With Matt Carvosso 11.09.2024

Joined in the studio by Matt Carvosso! Matt is the host of the Meraki Podcast as well as the owner of the Meraki Tattoo Parlour along with his partner Amy Peters down at Mermaid Beach on the Gold Coast. We talk all things NRL, UFC, collectibles, gaming, tattoos, we dig deep and go through a mental health check in with each other and Matt brings the guest questions from his poddy and hits me with t...

Ep. 109 "Shit In A Sauna" 09.09.2024

First time recording back to back episodes this morning! Just wrapped up this weeks guest episode which will be dropping this Thursday straight into this one so a lot of yapping for a Monday has taken place! I also talk stripper poles in kitchens, shit in a sauna, a bit of a tour recap from my time in Nanango and Roma, CMC 2025 lineup announced, Wade Wilson on death row, Nikocado Avocado breaking...

Ep. 108 “Too Far?” With Reid Willoughby and Kody Maverick 04.09.2024

Joined in the studio with the 2 legends that I will be sharing my first split bill comedy show in the Goodchat Fringe Festival with, Reid Willoughby and Kody Maverick! We talk all things cancel culture and what we can and can't say these days, Kody shares his new path of Muay Thai announcing, we talk bleeding dicks, and Reid has an assignment due... plus way more!   Tell a friend about the Po...

Ep. 107 "Hey Big Boy" 02.09.2024

Showing off my fresh white crocs today! Which fires me off on a new shoe tangent, did you guys hate wearing new school shoes or new workboots or just me? I also talk about staying up until 11:30pm last night working on my new little passion project, I fill you in on some crazy statistics with the pod recently, another awkward encounter with my neighbour, Westy winning his basketball semi final, bu...

Ep. 106 "Side Quest" 26.08.2024

This week we had a pop in from an old friend of the show! Listen in to see who surprises me while I'm mowing the lawn this week, here's a clue, it's a 2 time Cant Get Any Worse Podcast guest!   I also talk about going to job interviews and the internal dilemma of stopping the business to get a full time job or keep going, the most unorganised end of season sporting event I've ever been to, re...

Ep. 105 "Dicks & Depression" 20.08.2024

Sorry I'm late, I just don't give a Fook *Conor Mcgegor Voice*..! Just joking off course I do, this episode is more for me than you guys so buckle in and see why I'm a day late!   I also talk about getting scammed via email and my nudes being released, putting eucalyptus oil in my sauna, trying to be a good Samaritan with the police, a new business venture possibly, the new Lamborghini Temera...

Ep. 104 "Dropping A No No Word" 12.08.2024

Still coming off this sickness ladies and gentleman so still a little lack lustre than I would have hoped but hey, I'm here!   I also talk about my shitty morning at work and some awkward moments, having a mental health relapse, deciding what is and isn't funny in todays culture and what is considered a no no word, the olympic break dancer Raygun, I apologise to Joe Rogan about his special, I...

Ep. 103 "Coat My Throat" 05.08.2024

I'm here today for a solid half an hour of power, just joking... If this is your first episode please go back to last week or skip to next weeks because this week I'm in my Travis Scott Sicko Mode.   I also talk about being a stay at home dad with a sick family, Nikita and I becoming elderly parents, Weston being confirmed as my child due to a school incident, Buying a tissue box at the servi...

Ep. 102 "Goddamn Rizzly Bear" 29.07.2024

High energy this morning, ripping off with a 5 minute impromptu rant before we kick in to a mountain of awkward and weird moments from my week.   I also talk about an awkward moment with my neighbour, my trip to the Beenleigh Mall, Westy doing some annoying hand signals he has picked up, going to the Monster trucks, Nikita's new way to fight off attackers on walks, accidentally punching her i...

Ep. 101 "Laters On The Menjay" 23.07.2024

We kick off the episode with an apology for the pod being a day late this week, but there's a good reason! Listen to James's 15 minute rant about being held hostage at the Logan Hospital.   I also talk about stressing about ripping on Trump last week with the MAGA hat, the U.S election, talk about changes and growing the pod, Skylar Gray with her writers block, rewatching Taylor Tomlinson's f...

Ep. 100 "Emotional About Trump" 15.07.2024

Episode 100, let's go! We got there, our first big milestone on the podcast and it was only fitting that I got back the boys that I started this with for episode 1, Adrian and Ash are back in the studio and we go back to talking absolute nonsense with zero fact checking.   I also talk about studio reno's, James experiencing his first P.C kids sporting event, Westy dropping words he shouldn't...

Ep. 99 "Bit By A Goat" 08.07.2024

Let's start off with some Gratitude to the tune of the Bratz theme song "Bratitude", appreciate the love last week on our double episodes!   I also talk about studio reno's, my excitement for episode 100 next week with some special guests, cowlicks, a funny argument my wife and I had, John Cena retiring, a couple of Netflix watches including, "What did Jennifer do?", "Nickelback Doco", and "W...

Ep. 98 "The Soul Movers" with Murray Cook & Lizzie Mack 03.07.2024

This week we have a special bonus guest episode with none other than and Australian icon, the original red wiggle Murray Cook, and we are also joined with his new bandmate, Australian powerhouse vocalist Lizzie Mack!   We talk all things Soul Movers which is their band they both feature in, them headlining DIstillery Road Market for their open day, how they formed, they're Can't Get Any Worse...

Ep. 97 "Acountabilibuddy" 01.07.2024

Kicking off with a delivery from the postman of my new hat, check it out and let me know what you think, she's deep!   I also talk about trying to be more active on socials, getting back on the fitness train, another crazy cheerios story, ripping off my toenail with a toolbox, finding an adult toy in the street, getting the opportunity to interview the original red wiggle Murray cook this wee...

Ep. 96 "Spit On That Thang" 24.06.2024

Coming in hot fresh of the Brisbane pet show, did Nikita join the Dalmatian Association? listen to find out...   I also talk about fixing the camera and rodecaster, stuffing up my Woolworths trip by getting cherries, my bathroom flooding, Nikita and her new headphone system, Viral sensations, Joe Hendry and the Hawk Tuah girl, Kendrick Lamar's show in L.A., Mike Majlak's book, Keith Robinsons...

Ep. 95 "Mostly Blokes" 17.06.2024

Issue with the camera this week guys, if you're watching on Youtube our apologies, we will be back next week!   I also talk about sending Westy to school for dress up day, secret rooms, mullets, I bought a Lamborghini, Luke Combs new album Fathers and Sons, Zach Bryan, Under Paris, Fighter and the kid, Tom Segura's book, UFC news and more. Also as usual I do my week in comedy, Premature premi...

Ep. 94 "Nobody Likes a Soggy Chapstick" 10.06.2024

We're back in the studio after a morning of mental breakdowns, and fresh of a weekend solo with the kids with Nikita in Melbourne.   I also talk about Parker embarrassing me at Mcdonald's, The integrity of my chapstick, another run in with the law, awkward encounter with Tommy from the Alphablokes Podcast, Dana White on the Flagrant Podcast and Tony Hinchcliffe on Rogan, Luke Combs, new song...

Ep. 93 "OMG, We're Going to Disneyland!" 03.06.2024

Getting this episode out in time is down to the wire! Recording this about 6 hours before release time so let's all cross our fingers it's out in time.   I also talk about my youngest sons 4th birthday, my run in with the police, the most disgusting burp I have ever smelt, my magical shopping trip with my wife, the gig we put on at Distillery Road this week, The Aussie Bro Squad, Eminems new...

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