Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

This week I’m breaking down the entire UFC 329 card from the early prelims right through to the main event. Conor McGregor is back against Max Holloway, Paddy Pimblett takes on Benoît Saint Denis, Robert Whittaker makes the move to light heavyweight, and we run through every fight with the odds, predictions, underdogs, and the latest "Can’t Bet Any Worse" multi. I’m also ripping into all the bigge...

This week the internet proves once again that there is no rock bottom with another edition of Turns Out It Can Get Worse , featuring a woman with the most confusing definition of cheating ever, a bloke who's somehow turned being on fire into foreplay, and a bloke devastated that a Woodstock giveaway... doesn't actually give away bourbon. Back in the real world, Parker asks one of the greatest phil...

This week on the podcast we're covering everything from Toy Story 5 nearly making me cry in front of my father-in-law, to Westy discovering that everyone is apparently born on their birthday. We also launched our new family trading card business, I explain why my son thinks gardeners aren't real tradies, and I tell the story of the most inspirational comedian in Australia who lost his job and deci...

This week on the podcast, school holidays are in full swing, the front yard is finally (almost) finished, and I'm officially retiring from being a builder before another DIY project destroys my knees. We dive into the local corner shop worker who's somehow become my therapist, the awkward moment I mistook a workmate's family member for an Uber Eats driver, and our first high school tour for Westy,...

This week I discover that trusting a nine-year-old with greyhound tips is apparently NOT a viable retirement strategy, Westy wraps up basketball season by scoring nearly every point for his team, and I somehow suffer a potentially career-ending injury while taking a free throw. We also dive into a bizarre crypto scam, my weekend from hell laying pavers, Nikita informing me that TRT has turned my h...

This week we're breaking down the most ridiculous card Dana White has ever put together, UFC Freedom 250 live from the White House. We've got Ilia Topuria defending the lightweight title against Justin Gaethje, Alex Pereira chasing history against Ciryl Gane for interim heavyweight gold, Sean O'Malley looking to get back on track, Michael Chandler trying to stop the Mauricio Ruffy hype train, and...

This week on the pod, Westy receives a school award and rewards my support by asking me what the hell I'm doing there, I discover some parents genuinely believe their kids don't swear, and I nearly amputate my pinky finger in a brutal battle with a wheelie bin. Parker turns six, our family proves once again that nobody knows how to navigate without me, and Nanny buys Westy a pair of basketball sho...

This week the boys survived sports carnival day, Westy started collecting silver medals like he's preparing for an Olympic sponsorship deal, and Westy somehow proved he's smarter than both me and ChatGPT during a homework meltdown. We also dive into the school photo disaster that turned into a full-scale hostage negotiation, a listener sends the boys an unreal collection of trading cards, and Park...

This week on the pod: a crackhead thanks me for funding his KFC and Woodstock addiction, another sponsor jumps on board, and Parker has somehow become obsessed with baseball overnight. We also dive into the terrifying experience of walking through a shopping centre carrying a baseball bat, why physio sessions feel like prison for gym addicts, getting financially assassinated at the school uniform...

This week on Can't Get Any Worse Podcast: Steph Curry accidentally turns me into a basketball genius, Westy gets traumatised over fake Lego mini-figs, my new Crocs may have saved my life, and the fake Tech Deck curse from my childhood returns in devastating fashion. Plus: Weird horny TikToks somehow get worse Backwoods Brenda sells vibrators to the internet I realise I might need to start grinding...

This week the internet somehow gets worse with mayonnaise men, worm mothers and mysterious body hair trimmings, Parker gets absolutely prison jacked off a Kmart pull-up bar, learner drivers invade our street, and I attempt to turn ashtray coins into sports card millions.   We also hit David Fleay Wildlife Park for Mother’s Day, talk podcast sponsors and monetisation, the Podcast Royale announ...

This week I’m breaking down UFC 328 from top to bottom, every fight from the early prelims to the main event, all the odds, all the picks, and a bunch of underdogs that could either make us rich or ruin our lives. We’ve got Khamzat Chimaev defending the belt against Sean Strickland in a proper bad-blood main event, Taira vs Van for the flyweight strap, and some sneaky bangers scattered all through...

This episode we’re back again pretending everything’s fine with a bit more honesty than I probably should be putting on the internet. From getting emotionally folded by my own kid telling me I’m “never around”, to nearly catching a case at kindy pickup thanks to a rogue toddler, it’s been a week. We get into: The slow realisation I might be failing as a basketball dad (and the comeback arc) My son...

Back after a rough one last week, and yeah, we’re picking up right where things started to fall apart. From getting stitched up by a bartender over two Fantas, to accidentally discovering a new addiction flipping UFC cards, to watching my kid bleed out like a WWE main event over a paper cut… it’s been one of those weeks. Comedy wise, we go from a rough set that had me questioning everything, to a...

WORST EPISODE EVER - This one didn’t go to plan. Started off strong talking about the usual chaos, kids roasting me in public, getting stitched up in carparks, and witnessing the strangest things the internet has to offer… but somewhere along the way the wheels just fell off. Had to stop, reset, and try again more than once, and you can feel it. From career-ending ringtone moments to MRI panic att...

This week kicks off with the most cursed internet creation yet, moanboxing, before we dive into street kids running corporate team-building exercises, a doctor who’s a little too comfortable telling me my body’s cooked, and a gym bloke discovering new… methods of training that absolutely no one asked for.   There’s awkward tradie encounters where no one speaks the same language (literally), a...

This week I’m breaking down the absolute chaos that is UFC 327, a card that’s been reshuffled about 10 times, lost a title fight, and somehow still ended up with Jiri vs Ulberg for the belt. We run through every fight from the early prelims to the main event, including Suarez vs Loopy, Gastelum vs Luque, and a bunch of sneaky bangers that could easily steal the show. On top of that, Dana White’s c...

This week kicks off with a bloke casually chewing crayons like it’s a 15-part Netflix series and somehow only on part 16… then spirals into April Fools chaos involving fake bike accidents, AI-generated dire wolves, and almost traumatising both kids before breakfast.   There’s servo workers testing my patience (again), a wholesome firefighter moment that nearly restored my faith in humanity, a...

We kick things off with one of the most cursed clips on the internet, a bloke attempting a world record involving a degloved cheese stick, and somehow it only gets worse from there. From Westy's first school camp (where I spiralled and he thrived), to celebrating a tablet like it’s a UFC title win, to a servo worker turning a simple milk run into a full-blown EFTPOS mind game… this week is chaos....

Quick one this week because your boy is mentally fried… but it still manages to spiral. We kick things off with another “Turns Out It Can Get Worse” clip featuring a chaotic babysitter who looks like she shouldn’t be trusted with a mop, let alone a child. From there, Westy cops his first war-crime level Bunnings toilet experience, I catch a sparky watching me piss from the top of a ladder (confirm...

This week Jimmy is dealing with razor rash from hell , nearly flipping a bobcat during the front yard renovations , and accidentally entering his 1970s pornstar moustache era .   There’s also a big update in the comedy world after getting two unexpected calls from Brisbane comedy clubs offering more stage time (and even paid spots) , plus a chaotic set at The Cellar where crowd chat almost to...

Got poisoned by a rogue apple, drove three hours to a Scottish-themed time machine in rural NSW, nearly tore my knee out ripping tree roots with the ute, and somehow ended up questioning whether my annoying gym nemesis might actually be the coolest guy in the building. This week’s chaos also includes another batch of cursed internet clips in “Turns Out It Can Get Worse”, including a suspiciously a...

New ep’s out and this week I’m breaking down UFC 326 top to bottom, every fight, every dumb prediction, every “this leg is definitely safe” multi that absolutely won’t be safe. Holloway vs Oliveira 2 for the BMF belt is pure chaos, Font’s trying to old-man Rob Font his way past Raul Rosas Jr, Dober and Michael Johnson are running the veteran damage derby, and the rest of the card is stacked with s...

This week we open with another unhinged “Turns Out It Can Get Worse” clip, a basement philosopher confidently announcing he’s “probably not gay.” Which feels like the least convincing press conference of all time. The boys are learning about the solar system, Nikita casually drops that Pluto used to be a planet, and suddenly we’re fielding questions we absolutely cannot answer. Pluto propaganda is...

This week we cover everything from a crocodile-bitten teacher missing a finger, to Westy calling an injured kid a pussy for not committing to the trick properly. Catholic school Lent loopholes, a $6 worm that required a backyard excavation, a “surgery” that turned into a sleep study, and a surprise $5k dental bill because apparently children’s teeth now come with mortgages. I also accidentally pos...