Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier. Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly). No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Ep. 217 "Girth Brooks" 16.02.2026

We kick off with the most unhinged Valentine’s Day message you’ve ever heard (Daddy’s little pot pie is CRAZY), before school pickup humbles me in hi-vis when my own kids question whether I actually work hard. Nothing like a six-year-old performance review to keep you grounded. Westy makes an interschool sports team… volleyball. Not soccer. Not baseball. Volleyball. I’m supportive, I’m proud, I’m...

Ep. 216 "Cocaine Chihuahua" 09.02.2026

Life’s been doing back-to-back combos this week… but we’re still here 😤 We kick things off with ya boy getting his STD results back (good news for once), before heading into a fancy weekend away that immediately exposed how little Nikita and I belong in luxury hotels. From fake accents and a bartender walking backwards, to realising I’m tough enough for boxing but absolutely not a scary train rid...

Ep. 215 "Magic 8 ball" 02.02.2026

This week it truly turns out, it can get worse . From drinking out of my own malfunctioning toilet, to accidentally joining a religious cab sermon in Sydney, to getting spiritually and physically confronted at the gym. We cover Sydney chaos, UFC encounters, hotel wins, public transport losses, gay sauna confusion, kids saying wildly unhinged things, nightmares, early-morning gym delusions, and why...

Ep. 214 "Matsen Jasch - Cool Dad Collective" 28.01.2026

This week on the pod I’m joined by Matsen Jasch from Cool Dad Collective , one of the funniest and most relatable dad creators going around, and someone I’ve been chatting with online for years, so this one felt more like two mates catching up than an interview.   We get into dad life , raising kids while trying to stay sane, content creation, and how Cool Dad Collective grew such a massive f...

Ep. 213 "Boy Kisser" 26.01.2026

This week, Turns Out, It Can Get Worse somehow finds new depths. I get roasted by a basement-dwelling “boy kisser,” my son accidentally makes a Rest In Peace video for our very alive dog, and a baby voice nearly derails my authority as a father. Things spiral at work after an innocent Google search turns into full-blown HR material, I accidentally catfish the comedy world with a fake Netflix annou...

Ep. 212 "UFC 325 Breakdown" 25.01.2026

This week I’m back breaking down UFC 325, with the UFC finally bringing a massive card back to Sydney, and Volk headlining on home soil in a huge rematch against Diego Lopes. I run through every single fight on the card from the early prelims to the main event, throwing out questionable predictions, underdog sprinkles, and absolutely zero financial advice. On top of that, we get into all the lates...

Ep. 211 "Andrew Taylor - LiveCo" 21.01.2026

This week on the pod, I’m joined by Andrew Taylor, the founder of Brisbane-based brand LIVECO, and a bloke I’ve wanted to sit down with for a long time. We get into everything from the original idea behind LIVECO, finding suppliers, going back and forth with manufacturers to get the exact product he wanted, and what it really takes to build a brand from scratch. Andrew opens up about personal bran...

Ep. 210 "Busy Beaver" 19.01.2026

Got absolutely smashed by life this week but we’re still clocking in, no days off when it comes to public service podcasting.   We kick things off with a fresh Turns Out, It Can Get Worse , including the life-changing discovery that customer service improves the second you stop doing drugs, plus a bloke who thinks he’s part lion (meow included). From there it’s a slow descent into realising I...

Ep. 209 "UFC 324 Breakdown" 18.01.2026

This week I’m ripping into all the chaos surrounding UFC 324, breaking down every single fight from the early prelims to the main event , throwing out wildly confident predictions, sniffing out dodgy underdogs, and building another irresponsible “Can’t Bet Any Worse” multi.   I also get into the latest UFC drama: Kayla Harrison is out with a neck injury, Dana White has officially killed Conor...

Ep. 208 "Andy Quach - Hoey Farmer" 14.01.2026

This week on the pod I’m joined by viral sensation Hoey Farmer, aka Andy Quach, content creator, stand-up comedian, and one of the most recognisable characters on Aussie social media right now. We get into how Hoey Farmer was born, what it’s really like going viral, and the behind-the-scenes reality of content creation, the pressure, the comments, the algorithm stress, and everything people don’t...

Ep. 207 "Boiled Ham" 12.01.2026

This week’s episode is absolute chaos. We kick things off with Turns Out, It Can Get Worse and a questionable mouthpiece analogy, before jumping into podcast sponsor updates, guest overload, and my latest near-miss at becoming the creepiest guy in a laundromat after spotting Bec Rawlings in the wild. From moving 8 cubic metres of bark and sunburning my scalp into oblivion, to accidentally dumping...

Ep. 206 "Desley Robinson" 07.01.2026

This week on the podcast I’m joined by Desley Robinson, the current IBF & WBO Middleweight World Champion , fresh off a huge title defence in Texas and newly signed to Most Valuable Promotions , Jake Paul’s global boxing promotion. We break down her latest fight in the US, what it was like stepping into the ring on foreign soil, and how the opportunity to sign with MVP came about. Desley opens...

Ep. 205 "Bush Hanky" 05.01.2026

This week on the pod it’s pure chaos: traumatic parenting moments, Dreamworld bush hankies, and why dads should never announce they need to do a poo in public. I rip into feral theme park behaviour, surviving two years of backyard construction, chemist makeup hell, and somehow finding motivation again through boxing and new training routines. There’s fresh boxing plans, random collabs, insane gym...

Ep. 204 "My Wife's a Hottie" 29.12.2025

Life’s back doing that thing where it quietly lines you up… then absolutely snaps you in half. This week kicks off with an unhinged Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open featuring a blue wizard named Puderschmude who may or may not predict my death. From there it’s Christmas confusion (where did all the lights go?), the emotional realisation that this might be Westy’s last year believing in Santa,...

Ep. 203 "Santa’s Watching" 22.12.2025

Got absolutely smashed by life this week but we’re still showing up and ripping in, no days off, no fence left standing. This episode kicks off with a Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open celebrating National Chocolate Milk Day… which I somehow missed, thanks to a singer so bad her tongue tried to escape her face. From there it’s straight into chaos: almost landing a Celsius sponsorship (and acci...

Ep. 202 "Brad “The Weapon” Walton" 17.12.2025

This week on the pod I’m joined by Aussie bare knuckle fighter Brad “The Weapon” Walton, a professional bare knuckle fighter with a 1–0 record, an 11x Muay Thai Champion , and 15 knockouts to his name. Brad is also the owner and head coach at Legacy Thai Boxing , producing killers and good humans in equal measure. We get into his transition from Muay Thai to bare knuckle, what it’s really like fig...

Ep. 201 "Homeslice" 15.12.2025

We kick off with a Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open featuring a bloke named Chuck coming out on Instagram like it’s a Grindr announcement. From there it’s pure chaos: Parker flooding the car with creaming soda, gas bottles suddenly having mystery fittings, an Etch A Sketch drawing that should’ve gone straight to an art gallery, and trying (and failing) to explain dog desexing to kids, includi...

Ep. 200 "The Creamy Boys" 10.12.2025

For episode 200 , we had to bring it back to where it all started. Ash, Adrian and myself jumped back on the mics for the first time in ages, zero structure, zero plan, just pure nonsense and catching up like the good old days. We laughed, we derailed every conversation possible, and somewhere along the way we officially decided that whenever the three of us get together… we are now known as The C...

Ep. 199 "Kangaroo Ballsack" 08.12.2025

We kick off with a wild Turns Out, It Can Get Worse featuring the Twinkish Catboy, a man in full furry mode delivering RuPaul support animal energy straight to camera. Then straight into the Sydney Trip Chaos : realising we are absolutely not a holiday family, Westy touching kangaroo balls, sitting under the departure board getting crotches to the face, the Lego plane that came back in two separat...

Ep. 198 "UFC 323 Breakdown" 03.12.2025

This week I’m tearing into everything blowing up in the UFC right now, starting with the bombshell that Volkanovski is headlining UFC 325 in Sydney, running it back with Diego Lopes in front of a home crowd. Then UFC 324 gets announced and turns the lightweight division into a circus, with Gaethje vs Paddy for an interim belt and Amanda Nunes un-retiring like she just remembered she left something...

Ep. 197 "Matthew Parrino - MMAHotMic" 01.12.2025

This week on the pod I’m joined by Matthew Parrino, better known as MMAHotMic, all the way from the U.S. and here in Australia for IBC 2 . We get into how a bloke from Vegas ended up becoming one of the cleanest, sharpest ring announcers in the sport, what brought him to the IBC, and how he preps to deliver those iconic intros. We talk UFC memories, wild fighter encounters, and what he thinks make...

Ep. 196 "Haze "The Huntsman" Hepi" 26.11.2025

This week on the pod I’m joined by certified madman and BKFC weapon Haze Hepi, bare knuckle fighter, business owner, content creator, and the man behind Hepic Tequila. We get into his wild journey through the world of bare knuckle fighting, including his recent trip to BKFC Rome where he split his eyelid open mid-fight and still kept pushing forward. Haze talks mindset, recovery, toughness, and wh...

Ep. 195 "Big Gay Dad" 24.11.2025

Got absolutely smashed by hail, barely slept, what a 12 hour stretch I’ve had!… but we’re here, we’re showing up, and we’re ripping in anyway because the pod doesn’t take sick days. This week kicks off with a wild Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open featuring a man so in love he might actually need witness protection, the Chinese Girlfriend Ballad. Then we slide straight into the parenting anxie...

Ep. 194 "Ryan McCarthy" 19.11.2025

This week on the pod I’m joined by Ryan McCarthy , host of the OneTalk podcast, studio owner, proud dad, and a man whose faith and resilience have shaped one hell of a journey. We get into the origins of OneTalk, how he’s managed to land some massive guests, and the biggest lessons he’s taken from sitting down with people across every walk of life. Ryan opens up about his past with addiction from...

Ep. 193 "Rice Roulette" 17.11.2025

Ripping in this week with a truly traumatic parenting moment, Westy forgetting his togs on swimming day. Chaos, stress, flashbacks… but we overcame it like the seasoned parents we pretend to be. I also talk about Westy free balling at school, coconut rice roulette, AI becoming my dietician, Uber Eats door traps, my KFC drive through boyfriend, agility ladder, a bloke giving a boxing bag the Gluck...

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