Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier. Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly). No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Ep. 192 "UFC 322 Breakdown" 12.11.2025

This week I’m ripping into all the chaos happening in the UFC, starting with Volkanovski out there living his best retired-but-not-retired life, beer in hand, singing country with Jelly Roll. Then somehow the UFC betting scandal gets even dodgier, with fighters’ coaches and physios now under FBI-level watch lists. Ronda Rousey’s still throwing shade at Joe Rogan almost a decade later, Jake Paul’s...

Ep. 191 "Pig Shooting" 10.11.2025

Ripping in this week by starting with a story I like to call, Parker Goes Pig Shooting, him and his friend are playing Call of Duty, outback edition so it looks like I am off to the shop to buy a shotgun... I also talk about Studio Reset & Danny Mac's guest episode, Adrian Throws a Shit, watermelon on my foot, Westy saying van, Gym Door Ram Raid, Chemist script bingo, John laws dead at 90 plus...

Ep. 190 "Danny Mac" 05.11.2025

Strap in legends, this week we’re joined in the studio by Danny Mac , the man behind the explosive rise of the International Brawling Championships (IBC) right here in Australia! Danny breaks down how the idea for this wild new combat sport was born, what goes into creating a brand-new rule set, and how their very first event managed to blow expectations out of the water. We talk fighter styles, p...

Ep. 189 "Grippy Girl" 03.11.2025

In the studio fresh off the back of 2 more boxing clips in the books! 1 fun one and 1 not so fun one, I will let you guys be the judge! I also talk about Christmas trees, mountain bikes, bmx jumps, awkward nipple moments, trolling a telemarketer, addressing my sneeze last week, embarrassing myself in front of truckers, public horniness at Bunnings, Bundaberg Trip, The Long Walk plus more. Also as...

Ep. 188 "Glitched Out" 27.10.2025

It's a Sunday sesh and we are ripping right in! I have hay fever like a mother fucker so we have a couple of nose blowing breaks, and also the camera over heats again, just another typical week her in the studio really! I also talk about Parker getting bitten by a mosquito, KFC nugget debacle, Westy retires from boxing at 0-1, met Tai Tuivasa, Westy calling his 3 point shots, collaborated with Jim...

Ep. 187 "UFC 321 Breakdown" 22.10.2025

🔥 New ep’s out! We’re breaking down UFC 321 – Tom Aspinall defends his heavyweight strap against Ciryl Gane in a fight that could finally force Jon Jones’ hand… or expose him. From one of the weakest PPV lineups in recent memory to some sneaky betting value, this one’s got layers. Gossip includes Merab Dvalishvili runs it back with Petr Yan 2 in what could be history for the bantamweight king. Al...

Ep. 186 "Human Seahorse" 20.10.2025

Morning plans are out the window here today but we are showing up and making it happen! Boxing content cancelled, camera overheating, what else can go wrong! Oh well, can't get any worse... I also talk about my stressful parenting week with both the kids growing up too fast, an unfortunate name, dad drills at basketball, fuel gauge perspective, splashing in a mysterious liquid, Desley Robinson ret...

Ep. 185 "Around The Ring" 13.10.2025

Bucket list morning here! Recording fresh off the back of a one on one training session with the GOAT, John Wayne Parr for an undisclosed boxing event in 2026! Absolute honour and privilege! I also talk about buying lollies on the side of the road, Westy's sport is back, homeless have returned, shaving the couch, Amazon Piranhas, group chat antics, barber trauma, awkward kitten moment, Solo show r...

Ep. 184 "Dog YouTube" 06.10.2025

Panic stations here today with today being the day that my debut solo show Epifunny is happening at Goodchat Comedy Club! Appreciate all the support up until now and now it's time to see it all come together! I also talk about filming promo videos with my kids and causing them trauma, watching dog youtube, flyering during a protest, my first headline spot, NRL Grand Final, UFC320 plus more. Also a...

Ep. 183 "UFC 320 Breakdown" 01.10.2025

New ep’s out! We’re tearing into UFC 320 – Magomed Ankalaev defends his light heavyweight crown against Alex Pereira in a straight-up striker vs sambo chess match, Merab Dvalishvili looks to smother Cory Sandhagen for bantamweight gold, and Jiri Procházka collides with Khalil Rountree in what could be pure chaos. Josh Emmett takes on surging Youssef Zalal, Joe Pyfer faces Abus Magomedov in a middl...

Ep. 182 "Rim Reaper" 29.09.2025

It has been a week! School holiday chaos, preparing for the solo show, gigs, podcasting and everything in between, but we wouldn't have it any other way! Time to slow down and smell the roses so you don't rush to boxing training, that isn't on for school holidays... yeah we will get to it. I also talk about another subway debacle, gym stitch up, charity scams, calling your mum at work, beach days,...

Ep. 181 "Tiny Little Bird" 22.09.2025

Opening up with a large man thrusting us was not on my bingo card this week but here we are! On top of this it has been an absolute shit morning today trying to get Parker to Kindy and getting used as a Lorikeet Toilet, it all had me raging! I also talk about my Sydney trip and jumping on wth the 2 Pissed Kents Podcast, awkward hire car guy, cutting off a cop, pilots not doing their job, magpies,...

Ep. 180 “Retro Rugba Leeg" 17.09.2025

This Week’s Guest – Retro Rugba Leeg! This week on the pod I’m joined by the legend himself Thom from Retro Rugba Leeg . If you’ve seen him on Instagram or TikTok, you’ll know he’s all about rugby league nostalgia, collecting and selling classic jerseys, and celebrating the golden eras of the game. We dive into his love for footy, how the obsession with jerseys began, the holy grails of collecting...

Ep. 179 "Creamy Daddy Window Kiss" 15.09.2025

Another Sunday session here at Can't Get Any Worse HQ today because I am balls deep in what is about to be a chaotic week! We kick off with a bloke calling out Freddie Kruger in a fedora... yeah. I also talk about shoelaces, manners and common courtesy, parent hacks, work prank gone wrong, gold chains, fat muscles, Unknown number on Netflix, Charlie Kirk, and the bus attack on the Ukrainian girl p...

Ep. 178 "Ring Fiddler" 08.09.2025

Kicking off with a traumatic fathers day video from none other then Double Chin Lynne, just trauma dumping about her daddy back in the day. We hop you all had a great Fathers day and of course we have some stories from ours! I also talk about serving sizes, daycare power trips, taking candy from a baby, Basketball shoes, being a shark, Roblox speech impediments, bullying, playing with my wedding r...

Ep. 177 "Don’t Say That!" 01.09.2025

You don't say that! A new classic clip from politician Bob Katter threatening to punch people in the mouth! It's what we all stand by here at the Pod. I also have to kick off with a redaction on last weeks episode, what could it be? I also talk about wiping my kids butt, Westy getting student of the week, Strawberry Farm, Basketball presentation, Customer service blunders, Men in tights public ser...

Ep. 176 "Dirt Road Fingering" 25.08.2025

Magic is back on the Podcast, Ash and Adrian will be rolling in their podcasting graves hearing that this is where magic has come to die, but if we are being honest it's better than any trick they bought to the table, but honestly these tricks and tips are mind blowing to start off with! I also talk about baptised in a toilet, 1 finger waving, kicking my toe nail off, awkward moment in Zing, tough...

Ep. 175 “Pat Brennan" 20.08.2025

This Week’s Guest, Pat Brennan, Head of Bucked Up Australia! This week on the pod I’m joined by Pat Brennan , the man leading the charge for Bucked Up Australia . Bucked Up is a huge supplement and energy drink brand in the States, and under Pat’s guidance, it’s now breaking into and taking over the Aussie market. From building the business out of Grafton, to partnering with massive sporting organ...

Ep. 174 "CheeseBonger" 18.08.2025

Kicking off with a new format, sorry to startle you all straight off the bat! But on top of trying to keep up with the new format, Nikita and the kids are home again and I'm just starting to think home schooling is the only option.... I also talk about power rangers, iPad smashed screens, mowing is back, Westy getting street cred, watching a bloke at work show me his sporting talents, another. guy...

Ep. 173 "UFC 319 Breakdown" 13.08.2025

New ep’s out! We’re diving head first into UFC 319, Dricus du Plessis puts his middleweight strap on the line against Khamzat Chimaev, MVP steps into the Octagon to test Jared Cannonier, and Kai Asakura brings that Japanese KO heat against Tim Elliott. We’re also talking the $7.7 billion UFC deal and what it means for Aussie fans, Tom Aspinall getting blindsided live on Ariel Helwani’s show, and D...

Ep. 172 "Cuck for a Cunnie" 11.08.2025

Public holiday here in Logan today but that's not going to stop us! Nikita has taken the boys to Area 51, which is a coincidence because it's 2 years this week since my first solo pod which was episode 51... sorry just my tism kicking in. I also talk about everyone being sick this week, Parker collecting chicken bones, my crazy week from Erik Griffin calling me out, Adam Sullivan making me quit my...

Ep. 171 "Dirty Neck Beards" 04.08.2025

We kick of the pod with some real self doubt, turns out the shirt I was recently gifted emphasises my fat tits, and now i have to sit here and stare at them in the camera for the full episode. Anyway it could be worse, you could break your ankle and get run over by your own car... we will get to it! I also talk about a new nephew, Westy starts Auskick and his coach thinks he is in the big leagues,...

Ep. 170 "Grip Yo Tongue" 28.07.2025

Kicking off the pod with more stories about my gym friend, he has now graduated to trying to one up me on every story and it is less than fun to deal with! I also talk about more gym stories with my new friend, some cracktivities, rise of the rangas, our ant colony, awkward school pick up moment, making enemies at my local Woolworths, witnessing a robbery on roller blades, Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbo...

Ep. 169 "Beard Oil Bench Press" 21.07.2025

Decided to mix up the schedule this morning and play with a new routine... in reality I hit snooze and rolled over for a sleep in which has cause my usual Monday to go out the window, but regardless, lets fucking rip in! I also talk about some gym issues i have, fuck people that talk on their phones at 45 degrees, and also fuck people that use 1.25kg weights in the gym, I almost have a final desti...

Ep. 168 "UFC 318 Breakdown" 16.07.2025

New ep’s out! We’re breaking down UFC 318 – Holloway vs Poirier 3 for the BMF strap! We dive into every fight from the early prelims to the main card with odds, tips, and a couple of underdogs that might just pay for your Sunday sesh. In the news: 💨 Ben Askren placed on the lung transplant list – Jake Paul steps up, Masvidal reaches out, and Dana swerves the question. 🏆 Suga Neeks becomes the UF...

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