Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

UFC 313 Breakdown: Picks, Chaos & Nonsense UFC 313 is here, and I’m back with my wild takes, questionable picks, and absolute nonsense to keep it interesting. UFC News & Gossip The real main event: Trump vs. Zelenskyy. In all the chaos, I forgot about Chandler vs. Pimblett! UFC & WWE bringing five events to Perth over two years. Light card, feels like the UFC is in a rebuilding phase....

It's a good ol' fashioned mental health day here in the studio today, ya boy here is struggling bad and wasn't going to put an episode out today but he pushed through and made it happen. Whether or not he should have due to the quality of this is another question... I also talk about Nikitas birthday and trying to make her a cake, the price of balloons, washing our cars as a family, separating you...

This Week’s Guest – Ty Avery from The Roads We've Walked Podcast! This week, I’m joined by Ty Avery , the host of The Roads We've Walked podcast! Ty dives deep into the journeys of everyday legends, uncovering the highs, lows, and wild stories that shape people’s lives. Whether it’s overcoming adversity, chasing dreams, or just surviving the chaos of life, his podcast is all about real talk, raw s...

Fuck Facebook marketplace! we fire off the pod with a bit of hate directed at the cesspit that is Facebook marketplace, from stupid offers, hate speech and abuse form not knowing the local train time table. I also talk about being sold the AirPod upsell, Nikita thinking hackers will break in to her hotspot on her phone, Westy's timezone party, the Gabbie Petito documentary on Netflix, Huge UFC new...

My youngest son is a classic carseat escape artist putting the Houdini car seat buckle to the test and defying Queensland laws by sitting wherever he feels like in the car. I also talk about Parker not learning things at school just like his daddy, holding bubbles for 30 minutes, my wife trying to get me on some sort of government watch list, Nikita and I crying, getting a little too friendly with...

This Week’s Guest – Brisbane Comedian Codie Grimsey! This week, I’m joined by none other than Codie Grimsey , one of Brisbane’s rising stars in stand-up comedy! Codie has been tearing up the local scene with his sharp wit, dry delivery, and hilarious takes on life, relationships, and the absurdity of everyday situations. If you’ve been to a comedy night in Brissy, chances are you’ve seen him on st...

Showing up this morning for a 5:00am recording to make room for a guest episode later today which will be coming out on Thursday so stay tuned! I also talk about 2 deaths in the family this week, becoming the worst parent at school pick up, my 4 year old calling me a less then desirable name, it's Westy's birthday week, trusting P to hit in a timber post with my hand there, UFC 312 recap plus more...

UFC 312 is going down in Sydney, and as always, I’m bringing you my unfiltered takes, questionable picks, and plenty of chaos to keep things entertaining. UFC News & Gossip: UFC Fight Night recap – called both the main and co-main! Is this the end of Izzy? Bryce Mitchell’s Hitler rant – Dana shut that down real quick. Early Prelims: Hyun Sung Park vs. Nyamjargal Tumendemberel – Both guys love...

Appreciate the love on the first guest episode! Had me sweating on release day but we got there in the end. Also, big news, I'm heading to Perth for a gig next week! I also talk about selling my tools, basketball is back so I lost my Saturdays again, Westy ripping me off at the corner shop, a couple of crazy work stories involving ultrasounds and Mustangs, Super Bowl chat, Luka Doncic trade, Royal...

First Guest Episode of 2025 – The Nelson Twins! We’re kicking off the year with absolute Aussie comedy royalty, The Nelson Twins! These identical twin brothers, Chris and Justin Nelson, have been making audiences laugh for years with their quick wit, sharp banter, and unique brand of humor. You might know them from Australia’s Got Talent , The Footy Show , and comedy festivals across the country....

Kicking off with some big news! First guest episode is in the books and will be released this Thursday! On top of this we have finally taken the leap and started live streaming on TikTok so jump over and follow @missenjimmy. I also talk about my solar panel falling off my ute while I was driving, coming face to face with a paraplegic chicken, Westy putting me in my place again and going to the gym...

Crazy week! 2 pods, multiple meetings, and a special Guest on our Westpark Productions show this week, Muay Thai legend John Wayne Parr! Chaos!!! But all in all absolutely grateful for all the support from you legends lately! I also talk about my altercation at a Logan Servo, making a new friend at the park, doing a skid and remembering how cool that is for kids, electric wheelchairs, Homeless upd...

UFC 311 is here, and you know the drill, I’m diving headfirst into the madness with unfiltered takes, questionable picks, and just the right amount of chaos to keep it entertaining. UFC News & Gossip: Khabib kicked off a plane—if there’s anyone you’d want with you in a crash, it’s him. Johnny Walker vs. Bogdan Guskov scrapped last minute—surely this is the end for Walker? Early Prelims: Tagir...

We kick off with yet another apology regarding the camera and the Rodecaster issues of late, BUT, we seem to be over those in to another ripper episode! Recording this fresh of the back of a depressing kindy drop off, and, we, talk, about, it... I also talk about Kindy graduations being torture for kids, Westy punching me in the ribs, starting a mowing business with my son, taking my wife to coupl...

2025 we have arrived, we have a whole list of new ideas and paths we want to take the pod down this year and we fill you in on those in the first 10 minutes, I think I babbled for so long to take away the sadness of my youngest son starting a new school and recording this straight after... I also talk about giving my laptop a sexuality, a bit of dad ingenuity blowing up a pool and building a lapto...

Ripping right in with a homeless update, did I handle this the right way? Or did I get swindled by a pro? Anywho, Christmas has come and gone and I hope you all had a great time! let me know if you feel the same way I do? I also talk about a gross jelly bean game we played, taking the boys to the beach and getting an unexpected surprise in the waves, olden day water balloons, racing a lady for a s...

Merry Fistmas everybody, coming to you live from Methlehem for a special Christmas Eve episode! We get in the Christmas spirit with my family pressing their ears against the door to hear all the bad things i say about them! I also talk about my work Christmas party and giving a heartfelt speech, Westy curb stomping a free range chicken, yelling profanities on Facetime, being made to eat off sushi,...

I thought bombing on stage was demoralising, but this week i get introduced to the world of children's entertainers! Listen to my run in with Spiderman and one of Santa little helpers! I also talk about my son making out with a water bubbler, our family autism getting distracted at Christmas lights, caught writing poems in a coffee shop, getting busted in a school toilet, the death of Bill Cosby o...

Kick off the episode with a reminder to take it slow! Trying to work on myself a bit more in body and mind so hopefully that comes through this episode. 😂 I also talk about piss soaked mattresses, never selling a car again, Weston meets Snoop Dogg, We go to Bluey World, Spotify Wrapped, Green lights by Matthew McConaughey, Steph Broadbridge gets her raygun show cancelled, Lauv making a song, Nick...

It’s UFC 310 time, and we’re breaking it all down! From the early prelims to the main event, I’ve got my unfiltered takes, half-baked picks, and a little sprinkle of nonsense to keep it interesting. What’s on deck: Why Shavkat vs Ian Garry is the people's real main event. Early prelim madness: Can Weidmann protect his legacy? Prelim picks: Aljo at $3.00? What are the bookies smoking? Main card: Vo...

Disclaimer alert! This could be our worst episode to date... Completely zapped this week, even take a little break half way through the episode, but we got there in the end! I also talk about playing guitar hero on my cruise control, the homeless update, wedding anniversary, being a yoyo pro, the kids report cards are in, a fresh subway story, Juice Wrld's new album and Fortnite festival, Hole in...

Chaotic morning! From being in a school with a basket of ice blocks, blinding myself with a spotlight and smelling the insides of another man, it's great to be back in the studio! I also talk about elliptical etiquette, fixing my roof, our weekend away to the Christmas farm and zoo, my blood clot, funny tiktok songs from comments, Pizza huts PS5 pizza warmer, Adam Ray's Dr Phil, the UFC and Yoel R...

Measuring cabinetry and recording pods is the best start to the week! Thats what I always say, until I get trapped in a public toilet... I also talk about my trip to a local brewery, venturing back in to the church and finding something disrespectful, getting caught in a rap beef, Adrienne Iapalucci new special, Inside out 2, Ed Sheeran, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, UFC309 plus more. Also as usual I d...

Packed out morning with Parker's Kindy orientation and schooling my wife on remembrance day! But with that sorted let's rip in to the episode. I also talk about a gecko surprising me in the morning, a mysterious white liquid on my pants, Westy beating me up using pilates, Nikita making friends in the backyard, jeans can be hot if you want them to be, the U.S election, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, UFC3...

First pre pod install for a while which leads us in to a quickie this week in a boiling hot studio! I also talk about what a shambles last weeks episode was, the scariest piss of my life, sober stoner thoughts, mortgage broker chat, Westy blowing our Christmas surprise, 4 leaf clovers, seeing wild horses, Frank Oceans new song, Kevin Harts book, and also rewatching New Girl plus more. Also as usua...