Cane & Corey

Guys like Jai don’t just make us sick… they make WebMD crash from the traffic. Just hear his stories and you’ll need a prescription. We’re also rolling out the brand new “Jacket Report” — because apparently showing your hands is the new background check. And Cane? He just went from Mellencamping to monkey-barring like it’s a midlife recess. Proof that it’s never too late to learn something ridicul...

Cane’s old partner in crime, Altar Boy , makes his grand comeback—and he’s spilling all the dirt from the glory days (back when flip phones were still a thing). Cane bravely steps into the spotlight to reveal he’s graysexual … but let’s be honest, we all had “graysexual” on our Cane Bingo card years ago. Meanwhile, baseball—America’s favorite nap aid—decides it wants to shuffle the deck with a rea...

Just when you thought you’d seen everything , the Philadelphia Eagles go and hire new cheerleaders that are practically a gift-wrapped roast for Giants fans. Meanwhile, Cardi B’s catching heat for fat-shaming one of her own fans—because apparently Grammy wins don’t come with a PR manual. Plus, we tackle the phrases that even full-grown adults still can’t pronounce without sweating… and so much mor...

We need to end tattletale culture, and Cane got got yet again by more internet fakery PLUS much more!

Once upon a time, things like random fingers poking your spine or unsolicited ‘camera roll surprises’ weren’t exactly everyday stuff. Fast forward to now — it’s Tuesday, you’re getting a back prod and a front-row d pic before your coffee’s done brewing. AND THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING! PLUS MUCH MORE

Today’s show just got a whole lot easier on the eyes — and twice as likely to throw a drink in yours. Apparently, a long weekend is all it takes to transform perfectly normal people into Grade-A d-bags. Yes, even Cane and Corey have joined the club. Oh, and speaking of questionable decisions: just wait until you hear how that thing ended up inside him. PLUS MUCH MORE!

A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes. After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we’ve agreed on two things: 1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again. 2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink...

From Music to movies, we don't even know what's real anymore because AI is taking over. Meanwhile, Little Miss Bronze Goddess is getting a spray tan before she loses her baby teeth. Is her mom a hero for nurturing a future pageant queen — or should Child Protective Services pack their bags? Honestly, the Academy and the county jail are both on standby. We’re also back with your problematic...

BREAKING: Cane takes the bait again —duped by another social media troll. Someone get this man a helmet and a fact-checker. Meanwhile, in industries ranked by overall chaos and irrelevance, radio just claimed the crown. Congrats, radio—you're officially the Florida Man of media. And guess who's back? Kevan Kenney returns for another heated round of “Talk Sh*t to Jai”—because why have a hea...

Today we discovered who's the filthiest of us all—and let's just say the results were...horrifying . Corey's our here causing marital riff and Cane realized you can get more than just divine inspiration on his prayer app, and that’s just the beginning. It’s chaotic, it’s messy, it’s hilarious—and yes, it’s probably NSFW. You’ve been warned.

Cane decided to slap some Velcro on a busted seat instead of buying a new one. Genius-level innovation or straight-up ghetto DIY? Jury’s out. Meanwhile, we're all collectively gasping over which country actually invented stuff we use every day (spoiler: it’s never who you think). And as for her? Oh, she definitely lost her mind — but like, of course she did. She’s got that unfiltered chaos ene...

Jai’s back with fresh tales from the clink—because nothing says “growth” like prison yard enlightenment. Yes, he literally took “The Truth shall set you free” for a test drive. Meanwhile, Gen Z thinks they invented workplace hookups. Cute. Y’all are just remixing scandals your grandparents perfected—back when HR stood for “Hardly Responsible.” And what’s on tap for our conspiracy buffet this week?...

With Cane off serenading the fish and Corey off discovering himself (or maybe just airport bars), Kevan Kenney slides into the co-host seat like it’s hot. It’s Kevan and Jai 2.0 – now with more conspiracy theories , questionable crotch commentary , and primetime reboot rants than your grandma’s group chat. Will they behave? Unlikely. Will it get weird? Oh, absolutely. Tune in for chaos, confusion,...

Warning: Say These Phrases to a Woman Only If You’ve Updated Your Will We’ve officially entered the danger zone, folks. Not only are there things you should never say to a woman unless you enjoy living recklessly, but now even nursery rhymes are getting the “woke” remix. Meanwhile, the question burning up the internet isn’t whether Taylor and Travis are married—it’s whether literally anyone still...

Breaking News from the Twilight Zone: Cane may have time-traveled two hours into the future last night. Scientists are baffled. Cane just looks confused. Meanwhile, some parents are letting their kids plan family vacations. Hope you like 3 days at Chuck E. Cheese and a $600 slime budget. And in the ultimate showdown of brainpower, Jai crushed the “Are You Smarter Than…” tiebreaker like a trivia ni...

We asked ChatGPT if we’re hot—big mistake. It called Jai a solid 10, so clearly it’s broken. Meanwhile, we’ve scientifically calculated the ideal distance and duration for a vacation (aka: just far enough to ghost your responsibilities). Oh, and in case you missed it, according to some rando with a doomsday blog, the world ends today! Stick around for that and way more chaos!

Kevan and Jai run the show and things get very weird! From bad "texters" to gay things.....we touch on it all! PLUS much more!

Baseball? More like Gaysball! Also, if you make your cat sail to Hawaii with you, are you a total douchecanoe? Let's unpack that — and so much more absurdity!

Don’t let that sweet smile fool you—Cassie’s got a wild sidethat would make your grandma clutch her pearls. Cane is still plotting his Great Escape from a wedding like it’s Mission: Impossible. And Corey? He might be heading to Turkey… not for the kebabs, but for a hair-raising transformation. And that’s just the beginning!

Kanye’s back on his nonsense — but let’s be honest, at this point it’s basically a hobby. Meanwhile, some genius decided booze makes food taste better (shocking discovery, Sherlock). We also dive into the wildly controversial topic of how many past partners is “too many” — and let’s just say... the bar is in the basement. All that and way too much more in this week’s chaos!

Some lawsuits these days are so bonkers, even your toaster could sue you for emotional distress. Seriously, folks—maybe try a hobby that doesn’t involve courtrooms and chaos? Also, would you donate an organ to a loved one, or would you just offer them your Netflix password and call it a day? And guess what? “OOC” is back, it’s wild, it’s weird, and it absolutely delivers. All that and more—you don...

Just when we thought we’d uncovered all of Jai’s skeletons, another closet pops open. Turns out Hollywood isn’t just shady—it’s a full-blown eclipse, especially with their latest plot twist. And who has the wildest blind date story of all time? Go ahead, take a guess… (No, seriously, guess. It’s ridiculous.) All that and a whole lot more chaos coming your way!

Corey finally met his match in the Initials Game because Jai sucks AND a woman so unhinged, she unleashed a full-blown diarrhea explosion on the hood of a own car after a road rage incident, like it was some kind of twisted exorcism. And folks, that’s just the opening act!

That eternal mystery: Should you confront your neighbor, or just silently curse them while mowing your lawn? We finally (sort of) debate it. Bill Belichick—once a football warlord, now basically a human golden retriever. What happened?! And yes, there’s so much more , because we love chaos.

We invent your new favorite curse word—use it wisely (or at least not on your spouse). Meanwhile, Jai’s hotel room has reached a new level of disgusting—we can smell it through the screen. And social media? It’s like high school had a baby with a megaphone and zero supervision. Plus, way more chaotic goodness!