Cane & Corey

Is it ever socially acceptable to rock the same socks two days in a row? According to Cane: absolutely. According to the rest of society: we have questions. Meanwhile, Jai finally wins a game — sure, it’s ButtHurt, but a win is a win and we’re not checking the record books too closely. PLUS questionable life choices, unexpected victories, and probably a laundry intervention. Stay tuned.

Yesterday it was Cane. Today? Jai’s lining up a jump shot at Corey. We’re ranking the absolute best cities to celebrate Valentine’s Day (because love apparently needs a zip code). Meanwhile, Cane only makes phone calls in the car. Some people call him efficient. Others call him… a D-bag with Bluetooth. PLUS a suspicious amount of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more than anyone asked for.

Cane breaks it down: a stereotype is basically just pattern recognition… BEEP BEEP , back it up. Cane also got hit on at the bar - but tragically, for all the wrong reasons. And honestly, who even cares which Super Bowl halftime show you watched? Just pass the chicken wings. Plus a whole lot more chaos.

Since it was Friday, we said “hell with it” and declared a full-blown Free-For-All Friday. We handed the keys to the C & C Mafia… and things escalated quickly. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We spill the tea on all the gross little things we do that somehow feel totally normal - from sneaky nose-picking to… yes, occasionally peeing in cups (don’t act shocked). But hey, no judgment… you’ve done it too! PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

We’ve officially crowned the most annoying person on the internet (you’re welcome), and trust us - you’ll agree in under 30 seconds. We also present compelling evidence that the NFL might be scripted, dive headfirst into the internet’s messiest controversies, and somehow still have time for MUCH MORE.

Strange Addictions is back, and we’re pretty sure we just found the strangest one yet. First it’s a bathtub… next it’ll be a checkered floor, are they getting Corey to drink the juice ? Also: we investigate the truly mysterious question of how certain people pick their dogs’ names—because somewhere out there, a “Tyrone” is eating kibble and answering to it confidently. PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Plus, we smell how we smell, stop trying to hide it

Sometimes it’s just better to leave people alone—because even a newly “discovered” uncontacted tribe can be like, “Cool, cool… now un-discover us, please.” Meanwhile, Cane is at it again. First it was the football… but what did he swipe this time? And yes: “Out of Context” is back, making things weird on purpose. PLUS MUCH MORE! (Legally required hype included.)

Being nice these days? Apparently it comes with a severance package… because layoff , she was just being motherly nice. 😅 We’re running through a whole list of “wow, we’re old” moments—and yes, you’ll relate way harder than you want to admit. And Jai loses again … this time to Cousin Rick . PLUS MUCH MORE

We dig deep into the things that went deep in the back door in 2025....how does one put a baseball in there?! Cane rode 23 rides in two days...is officially a part of the Mickey Mouse Club AND it's the return of Utter Nonsense....Jai got his highest score yet! PLUS much more!

Best Friend Russ and Cousin Rick join the show making it more twisted than it already is. From Butt Hurt to "Tool or Rule", we have a celebration of the Christmas kind!

We genuinely did not know a color could be that dark. At this point, the government should bottle it, classify it, and use it for national defense. Also—important medical update—smelling your own farts is actually good for you. Science said so. Probably. And whatever you do, never eat anything sugar-free before a major life event (weddings, funerals, court dates, space launches), because it will f...

Cane had a near-death experience and has returned with a fresh zest for life… which is adorable, and also something we’ll be taking bets on. Also: it’s an escalator. It has one job . Stand there. Let it do the math. YOU IDIOT! But hey—proof there are still good people in this world: someone stepped in, saved the day, and now he can finally retire. PLUS: so much more chaos, questionable decisions,...

Is a slice of American history about to fade to black? Is MTV actually closing up shop?! Kevan Kenney drops in to spill the real MTV dirt—plus a whole lot more

We celebrate the life and pay tribute to our angel, Sister Robyn!

It’s “Free-for-All Friday,” and as usual the studio is crawling with our favorite lovable menaces. If you’ve ever wondered what childbirth really feels like, just try the “Butt Baby”—because nothing says love like heroically delivering a deluxe, emotionally supportive dump. We also dive into a round of “Real or Fake,” and trust me… that’s just the beginning!

We might not fully grasp DEI hiring… but whatever this is, it’s definitely the director’s cut. Best Friend Russ jumps in to bless us with yet another one of Cane’s legendary d-bag moments. Then we take a scenic detour down “What Terrible Things Did Supposedly Good People Do Once They Died?” boulevard… plus a whole lot more chaos!

The shenanigans hit an all-time high today. There is a real housekeeping competition happening—like, with actual competitors—and we are absolutely living for it. We also questioned some of the names people give their kids… and honestly, some of them need to just be sounded out. PLUS so much more chaos!

Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it’s a religion. 💦 All that… and way too much more!

A guy just broke a world record for masturbating —nearly 10 hours straight . And get this: he said he beat his old record . Bro, that’s dedication… and chafing. Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big. Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don’t we all wish that’s why we got left? And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,”...

He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!

It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase? Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attenti...

There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence. Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to t...

Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!