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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop.  From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica.  Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is to...

Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on. More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts...  His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexua...

According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement)  This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a re...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is. While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime.  Her other crimes include, c...

We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble. Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever. You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time. And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years. So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more i...

According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity...  But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what...

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A YEARLY MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Claire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time.  This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Philippines, had an affair (allegedly) and starred...

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt.  This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment.  And we...

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.  Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.   And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a...

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly).  Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2.  From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences......

Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ.  From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale.  So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtro...

Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom.  From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"? Plus, more of...

Fact: A Star Is Born slaps.  Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro.  Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga.  From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother...

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades?  From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, more of your lazy gewl stories! LIKE THIS EPISODE? Y...

Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy.  From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed.  But, can she stop? O...

Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and a chan...

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeam...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying.  So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Blake "Is Tall" Lively SEND US YOUR L...

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence.  Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where...

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him.  This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘ real court’.  And why...

Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes. From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences. This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident hadn't happened yet).  THE END BITS Want to try our...

Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care).  From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed.  But do the sentences fit the crimes?  Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories.  This episode was first...

Men are officially back in court! History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled?? This episode...

Welcome back to Cancelled courtroom, the gorgeous but controversial, Gwyneth Paltrow.  Her crimes? Encouraging women to lay eggs and taking credit for inventing yoga and brining the term 'conscious uncoupling' to the masses.  Will she be found guilty again? Listen to part two of this episode here .  This episode was first published in October 2021. THE END BITS Listen to our episode about Biggest...

Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom the entertaining but extremely unqualified Dr Phil. While, I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime , is a great title for a show - it's pretty terrible for society.  From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, we look at all the evidence and decide if Dr Phil is ca...