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Welcome to back to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman you watched when you were home sick from school Ellen DeGeneres.  From not being nice all the time, to rejecting Dakota Johnson's birthday invitation and comparing her mansion to prison, we investigate her life and crimes.  And we ask the question, is it illegal not to dance for fans on demand? This episode was first published in November 2021....

Welcome back the Cancelled courtroom the unofficial (for legal reasons) queen of Christmas Mariah Carey.  Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present ' legitimate   and  unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘ fair and just’  charges and sentences for the plaintiff.  But, not this time.  You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give her a fair trial, in fact the charge and se...

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently and instead of judging the crimes of your favourite celebrity, we are putting Christmas on the stand.  From over-committed schedules, to being too focused on kids and feeling kind of repetitive there's plenty of reasons why this is a lazy gewls least favourite holiday.  But, do you agree with the charges and sentences?  GET...

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom a man with a phenomenal jaw but questionable morals, Matt Rife.  From making jokes about domestic violence and elder abuse, to touching Zendaya (leave the perfect angel alone), the Tiktok famous 'comedian' is front and centre of some of the internets most ridiculous controversies which we must unpack.   So, can you be 'too hot' for comedy...

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom real life Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth.  From ruining a seaside town in New South Wales, to making consistent flops and stealing roles from his own siblings we unpack the life and crimes of one of Australia's best exports.  And, we ask the all important questions like... is being successful a crime?  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  TH...

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Sometimes in the Cancelled courtroom we set ourselves a challenge, to cancel the uncancellable… Enter Harry  The Dream Boat  Styles (not his government name) who has given us musical gifts and lewks from the heavens above… but not all is as it seems. From a dodgy audition, to a weird acceptance speech and a haircut that has made us question everything, we explore the life...

We’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (watching TV) in the Cancelled courtroom and we couldn’t help but wonder… is Sex And The City Cancelled? (Obvious answer: yes) From portraying the least diverse version of New York City, to treating people terribly and questionable fashion, we analyse the crimes of the show that shaped the late 90's and early 2000's. And, we ask ourselves the most important...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Hilary Duff aka Lizzie McGuire. From weird cameos to ending homophobia with one video, to being only recognisable by her eyebrows (that mask was simply not enough for a disguise) we examine the life and crimes of the more famous Duff sister.  But, is it crime to only give 30 percent when you're as successful as her? You decide.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stor...

Running a courtroom is important business, and when it comes to prosecuting one of the most rogue men in Hollywood we take our job very seriously.  Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, shopaholic and adventurer Nicolas Cage (aka Nicolas Coppala, yes that Coppala). This episode we dive into his many, MANY crimes, like terrible movies, too many castles, too many marriages and animals and more. ...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Blake Lively.  From gracing our screens in cult classics like Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants and Gossip Girl, to an offensive wedding and everything in between, today we examine Blake’s life and crimes.  Does she really believe she has an LA face and Oakland booty? Is Sir Mix A Lot’s formal title just Sir A Lot? You decide. Plus, more of your lazy gewl storie...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actress, TV host and the wife’s name inside Chris Rock’s f**cking mouth Jada Pinkett Smith. Everything we know about Jada’s life has been told to us against our will, so why not add to the overload of information about the woman and assess her crimes in an official capacity. Crimes including sharing too much, defending a convicted sex offender and lying or not ly...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom David Beckham, football star, style icon, husband of Spice Girl and friend of the Cancelled courtroom Victoria Beckham, and father of Brooklyn "Lazy Boy" Beckham. A recent documentary about David's life and career has seen millions of people around the world swoon over his perfect face, chiseled abs and sporting ability, but we are not so easily fooled. It turns...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man with the questionable hair and morals, Russell Brand.  This episode we put real criminal allegations to the side (for a real court) and unpack Russell's other crimes like being a terrible employee, weird conspiracy theories and breaking Katy Perry's heart.  So, is teasing your hair to that level of birds nest a crime? You decide.  Plus, of course, more la...

Hi lazy gewls! Dropping in your feeds with an episode of the brand new podcast ' Things You Didn't Learn In School.' Sure in high school we packed in a lot of learning from Pythagoras theorem to line dancing, but there are some things we didn't get the chance to cover like how to nail a job interview, managing your money, and whether buying or renting is a better financial option. That’s where we...

Today, we welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom a show that entertained us for many years even though it was unrealistic AF. Please welcome, Gossip Girl. Whether you were a Blair, a Serena or if you were a bit weird…a Jenny, we’re here to prove to you how very poorly written this show was, and of course, assign the proper charges and sentences. We ask some very important questions like, why were teen...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the Titanic aka the greatest film ever made according to critics*.  This episode I would like to say we deep dive into the film, and objectively unpack it's flaws and shortcomings but that will not be happening today... not in this courtroom.  Instead this episode we pine over a young Leonardo DiCaprio, weigh-up if that door could in fact hold two people, and dre...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the man who will never write another character reference in his life.  While it isn't illegal to write a character reference for a friend or be the reason young men around the world think Punk'ing people is actually funny, we're still going to take a look at Ashton's real 'crimes' and of course, assign charges and sentences.  Plus, you've blessed us with more la...

Welcome to the podcast formerly known as Cancelled, that will now forever be known as a Russell Crowe music fan account.  Did you know Russell Crowe has been the front man of three different bands? Yup, while he was keeping you entertained in movies like the Gladiator and Beautiful Mind he was making sweet* tunes with his band mates.  Sure, Russell Crowe is a cwranky boy with alleged aggression is...

Julia Roberts, is an award winning actor, owner of the world's most glorious smile and a mother to twins (which is a huge plus in our books).  But, not all is what it seems. In fact, this episode we charge Julia Roberts with the most serious crimes of all... being rude and growing underarm hair.  This episode we go through all the evidence and decide is she the real life 'tinkerhell' or America's...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the movie that has caused the biggest disagreement in Cancelled history, The Devil Wears Prada.  In this episode, we go through the movie from start to finish and then unpack all the real life drama the movie is based on... groundbreaking.  From promoting a toxic work culture, to fat-shaming and a boyfriend that has torn this twin-ship apart, we dive deep into th...

You thought we had finished with the Kardashians? Well think again!  This episode we welcome Robert Lazy Boy Kardashian to the Cancelled courtroom. Rob's a business mogul, member of the world's most famous family and the 'most improved' on the 2016 Dancing With The Stars US. And while he often flies under the radar, it turns out Rob Kardashian has done some pretty questionable things, like launchi...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman who stole another podcasts name** Em Rata. While it isn't illegal to be that beautiful (we should know), this episode we look a her real 'crimes' and assign charges and sentences.  Like the time she got cancelled for saying hair is feminine, a controversial book and a feud with one of our favourite Aussie comedians.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl storie...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Victoria Beckham, the woman who became one of the world's most successful pop-stars despite having a voice described as " ehh fine ".  Today we examine the lives and crimes of Posh Spice, including a possible sham marriage, weird eating and exercise stuff, and (allegedly) hating her daughter-in-law.  But, is it a crime to hate the woman your son marries, and ste...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jenny From The Block. From the most honest interview of all time, trashing her fellow celebs, to claiming to only use olive oil on her perfect face (allegedly), we unpack the life and crimes of Jennifer Lopez. Should she get a free pass for putting up with Ben Affleck's back tattoo? Or does she deserve our charges and sentences? You decide.  Plus, more of our laz...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Anna Kendrick, actress, author and woman behind one of the most cursed songs of all time.  This episode we look at her feud with Blake Lively, her alleged diva attitude, and the fact that she is whole-heartedly responsible for millions of people thinking they could sing if only accompanied by an empty cup.  But, do the charges match the crimes? And do you have th...