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We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance. Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial. What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network , The Amazing Spider-Man , and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate.  Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.  Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episo...

Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas , and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family sma...

Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.'  Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollip...

In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened! Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and w...

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately). Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followe...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH! The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths).   The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in...

If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved.  We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom. Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Fr...

In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us).  Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on...

American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us. You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathr...

Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict. During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world. Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate.  Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.  Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episo...

Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are.  Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things.  Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the...

Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga " ooh na na".  From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.  And, let's not for...

For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more? Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, ma...

The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom. The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the wor...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as a baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer , Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates. Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big cel...

Actor, singer & extremely talented dancer Zac Efron soared and flied into our hearts while starring in High School Musical, but this doesn’t mean we can overlook his many misadventures. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Mr Efron, there are no shirts allowed in here. Remember the last time we saw Zac in a courtroom, he made us want to find a man like serial killer Ted Bundy? We'll also address...

*Child star JoJo Siwa sprints into the Cancelled courtoom, jumps into the splits and demands a fair trial*  Welcome not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music? You might know her from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason. Does she deserve community service for humping...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom starring Timothée Chalamet, a man who switches his name depending on who he's speaking to. Today, we confront his 28 years of life, including his insane adolescent performances, how he's currently attempting to keep things private while dating Kylie (freakin) Jenner and how he  volunteered  to play Willy Wonka. Timmy Tim's resume is... extensive.  Should he pay f...

CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! Use code: ROBOT20 for $20 off an annual Mamamia subscription. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom singer, songwriter and alleged nun killer Katy Perry.  From releasing homophobic music, to cultural appropriation, to becoming one of the most successful pop musicians on the planet who filmed herself Big Brother style for 72 hours Katy has done it all.  So do the...

USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man behind the nanny cheating scandal and  the greatest Christmas movie ever, The Holiday, Jude Law.  While does have Law in his name...the actor has done some very questionable things like cheating on Sienna Miller, being related to some very untrustworthy characters and creating (and worse using) poo scent...

USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Alright, alright, alright... court is in session and now it's time for Matthew McConaughey to stand trial.  From outrageous quotes, to having a naughty mum, and personal confusion about his family ties, we unpack the life and crimes of the actor and author of some of the wisest quotes ever recorded. Including: “Man who invented the hamburger was...

USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving but is she also a criminal? This week we welcome the  other Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia, racism and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does ev...

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE Today in the Cancelled courtroom we welcome Scarlett Johansson, she's a famous actor, singer and is definitely not the voice of AI and please stop asking...  ScarJo is a twin which we obviously approve of, but her crimes on the other hand not great. Including supporting Woody Allen, casting controversies, choosing fizzy drink over charity and a question...