Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Fiction EN ↓ 195 episodes

Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampi...

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Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

2.37 - Highway Pileup 30.05.2023

The coterie was ordered to pay an ongoing 10 million dollars per month to the New Notte Nostra in exchange for New Haven’s safety. Everett tried to negotiate, threaten, and otherwise persuade Felix Sanguino into releasing them without committing to the deal, Doris and Val even offered to stay behind as collateral, but Evangeline managed to make a convincing false promise that they would start payi...

2.36 - Parley 23.05.2023

The coterie left Matthew Theobald after Everett agreed to continue their relationship and safely return Alford “The Fang” Rudy, and Val, Doris, and Evangeline all received gifts, so perfectly personal that he must have eyes everywhere. Now in the Blue Rose Hotel, the coterie find themselves outmatched, weaponless, and face to face with more vampires than in all of New Haven. What will Felix Sangui...

2.35 - Belly of the Beast 16.05.2023

The coterie finally met Matthew Theobald, previously known to them only as “Spot”. Doris immediately became convinced that Theobald was responsible for Cleopatra’s death, Val carried her back to the car and tried to reason with her, and when Theobald presented them all with bespoke gifts, Evangeline told a small lie, causing Everett to become paranoid about her intent. Theobald has offered to solv...

2.34 - Matthew Theobald 09.05.2023

The coterie prepared their weapons and drove to Calgary. Doris gave each of them a vile of her blood, with the belief that drinking it could help calm them if the beast began to emerge, Val accepted Doris’s apology for the things she’d said about Sheriff Cross, and Evangeline—having sprouted fur—had to ride in the trunk. Was Everett’s order to approach Spot without weapons a mistake, now that they...

2.33 - Universal Donor 02.05.2023

After Everett convinced the Prince that the incident was his responsibility, the coterie was sentenced to be monitored by Red Cell. Val arranged for Will to have a computer with games but no internet, Doris theorized that dosing vampires with her blood could calm their beasts, and Evangeline finally had an honest moment with Teddy, which comforted her…until the next night’s ride into the office. W...

2.32 - Sentencing 25.04.2023

The coterie mounted their defense! Evangeline questioned Everett and Mr. Kishimoto to try to prove Val’s innocence and her value to New Haven, and Doris called the Prince to the stand, though he quickly became offended and ended the call. As deliberations began, Everett inadvertently angered Toastarosa by revealing that peace talks (or war) were beginning without the Prince’s knowledge. Can the sh...

2.31 - The Defense of Val Miller 18.04.2023

The coterie listened and interrupted as Alabaster Kane laid out his case against Val. Everett and Barty discussed potential punishments, Evangeline decided to call upon Jiro’s grandfather as a character witness, and Doris made a bold plan to call the Prince himself to the stand. Meanwhile, Val studied the jail’s weak points, just in case. Can the defense team outsmart a prosecutor with much more e...

2.30 - The Prosecution of Val Miller 11.04.2023

Barty told the coterie that, according to Camarilla law, Val should be executed for her attack on the sheriff, but he’d allow them to hold a trial first. However, when they tried to convince Barty that all of this was unnecessary, he had to call upon Alabaster Kane to step in as prosecution. With Doris and Evangeline as the defense, Everett set the rules of the trial to try to improve their odds o...

2.29 - Pre-Trial 04.04.2023

As the coterie rushed the sheriff to the hospital, Evangeline lost control and strangled Doris, who managed to leap out of the trunk and narrowly escape a member of the Pyramid, only to have her own beast force Barty to repair his door. At the hospital, Everett ordered his deputies to band together for their looming operation in Calgary, but how will they prepare now that Barty has declared that V...

2.28 - Internal Police Business 28.03.2023

The altercation between Val and Everett continued in the basement. Doris followed the sheriff’s orders and returned upstairs to draw, Evangeline left as well, though only after Val was staked, un-staked, and staked again and Everett ordered her to leave, and finally Val put Everett into torpor with her fists and brought his limp body upstairs to gloat. The compulsion has ended and the beast is at...

2.27 - Harm and Domination 21.03.2023

After harsh words were exchanged, Evangeline pursued Val to talk her down, but Val’s beast had other, more violent ideas. Everett stepped in and moved the impending brawl with Val down to the basement, away from prying eyes. Meanwhile, Doris did a tea leaf reading to find the missing mother, though she was mistaken about whose mother she was looking for. Will Val satisfy her compulsions, or will s...

2.26 - Fight Me 14.03.2023

A new night began for the coterie like any other. Val and Evangeline had a silent drive into work, Everett walked Good Boy, and Doris drew her nightly tarot card. But when Doris offered to do a tea reading to help find Ridley’s mother, the tension between herself and Val hit a breaking point, leading to harsh words, a hole in the wall, and Val storming out. Evangeline set out to calm her down, but...

2.25 - Visions of the Future 07.03.2023

Back at the station, Evangeline questioned Rosemary again, but ended up confessing her own concerns, Doris and Val had a rare moment of agreement about vampire ethics, and Everett made a deal with Sister Kurt to give her full responsibility over the Malkavians and anyone else involved in the blood smuggling, if she helped with their investigation. What will the coterie do next, knowing that the on...

2.24 - Conditions 28.02.2023

Sister Kurt accepted Evangeline and Doris’s offer to enter the Night Church as civilians, and led them to a secret room hiding eleven Malkavian refugees, each with peculiar triggers that would pose a risk to the masquerade. Meanwhile, Everett and Val broke in through the back and, after some tense moments, the sheriff agreed that the Malkavians could stay. But the question remains: how to solve a...

2.23 - Ground Rules 21.02.2023

Before investigating the Night Church, Everett wanted more information from Rosemary, and so Doris interrogated her once more. After speaking with Will, Val confronted Doris about putting her son to sleep and threatened to hurt Troy if Doris ever did anything like it again. The coterie arrived at the Night Church to find Sister Kurt outside with a shotgun, barring their way. Can Evangeline deescal...

2.22 - Many Ways to Break a Brain 14.02.2023

The coterie thoroughly searched B+ Therapy. Along with twelve beds in the basement, Doris found a fridge full of blood, Evangeline stumbled upon a safe with tens of thousands in cash, and Val found a nearby camera that recorded something being loaded into a van from the Night Church during Rosemary’s interrogation. Everett and the team considered many theories, but which one will lead them to the...

2.21 - Rosemary’s Secret 07.02.2023

The coterie went to B+ Therapy to collect Rosemary Bellevue for questioning. She claimed to have no idea what was going on, but Everett and Evangeline took her in to the station, where Doris compelled her to admit she was part of a black-market blood ring. Realizing that Rosemary’s winding answers might be a stall tactic, Val and Evangeline raced back to B+ Therapy. What will they find hiding in t...

2.20 - B+ Therapy 31.01.2023

The coterie questioned William Walker about selling his blood. Evangeline expressed her distaste for using threats of violence to interrogate mortals, Val, realizing that morning was near, brought Walker back to the station, Doris compelled Will to sleep after he accused her of being a fake, and Everett learned that Ridley could take Harvey’s place in serving Tosta Rosa. What will the coterie lear...

2.19 - Stay Scared 24.01.2023

The coterie learned that Vinlynn Von Kindred is now writing for a newspaper and criticizing the Sheriff, though being careful enough to maintain the Masquerade that they cannot take legal action. At the same time, their investigation pointed them to at least one mortal selling his blood willingly, potentially part of black market in town. But why is Rosemary Bellevue, also a mortal, buying the blo...

2.18 - More Good Than Harm 17.01.2023

Amidst investigating the blood shortage, Val picked up a reinforced Cherry from the shop, Evangeline found evidence that Cleopatra’s murder was a coordinated attack, and Doris inadvertently helped Troy by knitting costumes for her cats. Meanwhile, Everett was amazed to find that Stella was grateful, but she also suggested that—should New Haven fail—he consider destroying all its kindred. What new...

2.17 - The Frenzy Wing 10.01.2023

In the wake of the Neo Notte Nostra’s invitation, Dr. Holloway arrived with troubling news. With all the additional kindred having recently arrived, the blood reserves are running dangerously low, people are showing up to donate blood already drained, and Stella Carson, who was single-handedly running the hospital, is dying. After much deliberation, Everett greed to embrace the comatose Stella for...

2.16 - A Second Childe? 03.01.2023

After crushing the enemy incursion into New Haven, the coterie had more battles to face. Doris began making a reverse blood stone to find Dylan Zane, Val told Everett about Will’s desire to become Kindred, Evangeline lost control during a press conference and frightened the reporters, and Everett received an invitation to parlay with the Neo Notte Nostra in Calgary. But is it wise to meet with the...

2.15 - Festival Aftermath 27.12.2022

While the Brujah fought their own battle, the coterie faced down two sets of enemies driving into town. Everett crumpled his car, but continued to fight, giving Doris the opportunity to compel their targets to shoot each other and then themselves. On the other side of Main Street, Val crashed into the SUV and leapt inside to attack within, while Evangeline kept her distance and killed the enemies...

2.14 - Street Fight 20.12.2022

As the time of the attack drew nearer, the coterie ushered the festival-goers away from the north end. Everett ordered Val to break the generator powering the festival, and Evangeline sang “Closing Time” at karaoke, while Doris sang her own version, inducing a mild panic about snakes, but nevertheless clearing everyone out. With the officers and the Brujah in position, are they ready for this figh...

2.13 - Closing Time 06.12.2022

In the midst of the Friendship Festival, Pyramid 2.0 leader Dylan Zane tried to manipulate Doris’s tarot deck, but ended up with a reading that suggested chaos was coming. Everett had to wait for Madre at the end of the three-legged race, which Evangeline won and then conceded, and Val returned to the station to try to talk sense into Will, but ultimately agreed that if he still felt the same in t...

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