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These episodes had EVERYTHING: cakes being tossed in the fire, lip-bites seen a mile away, extremely bold pantsuits, and more breakups than makeups. This is why we keep coming back for more! Join us as we analyze all of the chaos and end up surprised by some of our takes (Is Ivan THAT great? Was Demi kind of right? Are Abigail and Noah boring?) and MUCH more.  Support the show

Join Whitney and Denise as they analyze the last two paradise episodes! We discuss all things Grocer Joe's ongoing battle(s), Demi vs Brendan, Ivan and Jessenia's adorable 1:1, David Spade vs Lance Bass, and of course... the Thomas of it all. Stay tuned for Entertainment Weekly's unhinged headlines about BIP and dishing on the possibility of Greg being the bachelor! PS: Whitney and...

Grab your piña coladas and blotting wipes because it’s time for PARADISE BABY! Whitney and Camille often have similar takes but the debate over whether David Spade is a good addition is NOT one of them…tune in to hear both sides. Otherwise, they analyze early relationships, awkward age-gaps, making-the-first-move stigma, and male style peacocking. It’s light, it’s fruity, it’s fun, it’s Bachelor i...

Everything clicked for us when we realized that Katie + Blake and Amber + Barnett from Love Is Blind are basically written in the same font. Same energy.  And we don’t hate it! Congrats to Blake and Katie, who we’ve been saying from the start make total sense together. We hope that similar to Amber + Barnett, against all odds they make a quirky…untraditional…but very cute and happy couple.  Plus w...

Join us on the journey you likely ALL experienced after watching last night’s episode. Is Greg wrong? Is Katie right? Are they both a little of both? By the end we lean one “team” over the other but overall it was sad to watch two people who clearly have feelings for each other communicate so horribly and also be such a bad match for one another. But also we aren’t going to lie, it was fun to disc...

Michael’s inevitable goodbye finally arrived and it was bittersweet, because we hope to see a compelling arc as Bachelor in his future. We get one last glimpse at the men of Katie’s season at the Men Tell All with a re-hashing of drama we don’t care about, an unnecessary pile-on directed at Hunter, a potential super-spreader make out, yet another clout-chasy song by Connor the Cat, and some strong...

Buckle up…this podcast episode is FULL of Greg skepticism, wrong-reason accusations, fashion roasts, and Seattle tourism trope rants. Despite it being a somewhat predictable episode when it comes to send-homes (bye Brendan, Mike P, and Andrew S), we get deep into the analysis on who is left, and what we predict may be to come.  Support the show

The Bachelorette IG predicted five surprising exits and we got…well…less surprises than that. But it was still a massacre as Katie has a heartbreaking goodbye with Connor the Cat and turns the corner towards being past the BS and dead weight. Then she runs right into Blake’s burly arms for a post-break up make out. Justin is someone we can’t quite get a read on. Is he sincere, fiancé material? Or...

The episode title will make more sense once you hear our 15-minute rant about the lack of basic geography knowledge in our American school system…and Katie’s brain. Apart from that, we got a classic episode with two strong 1:1 dates (Blake’s for connection, Andrew’s for good vibes), a new villain (kind of), and a forced-violence group date that turned us off to a lot of overly aggressive men. Tune...

Whitney is joined by a very special guest this week... her dad! While Camille deals with the PNW heatwave cutting her power, we talk the absolute insanity of the last episode including twinkie gorging, weasely behavior, boomers vs Gen Z in work meetings, and more! Come along for this father-daughter discussion on all things week 4.  Support the show

 A unionization play mid-rose ceremony that takes out the top villain? A group date where men admit when they’ve wronged women? A new villain emerging who admits to being there for the wrong reasons? Men really ain’t shit…but they’re entertaining! (Michael’s sweet 1:1 not included - their banter and maturity together is top-notch). It’s a classically fun early season episode, so join us as we anal...

It’s week two and the Bachelor producers are back on their BS feeding us forced context-less feuds, “wrong-reasons” allegations, and the first 1:1 with someone who shares a trauma with the lead and will inevitably be the runner-up (cough, cough Brendan and Bri vibes much). Stay tuned as we get back into all of our classic segments: Did You Catch That, MAGA moment of the week, Final Rose/Friend-Zon...

BACHELORETTE IS BACK! We are open to eating our words...Katie is a refreshingly relatable and fun Bachelorette! With superstars like Tayshia and Kaitlyn by her side to give genuinely thoughtful and well-informed advice, this is shaping up to be a hopeful season. Listen to the end for Whitney and Camille's predictions and hot takes. Connor the Cat found himself on the perfect season for him, J...

T-1 week until Katie’s guys exit the limos (and the box??) but meet them early with us in our new podcast episode! Whitney and Camille dissect these...dare we say...lackluster cast bios. We predict a lot of wannabe Cali dude surfer accents, very NOT humble brags about how much money they make in real estate, and mediocre haircuts.  Support the show

Boy howdy…this was quite a chaotic season! Full of twists and turns and VERY flawed people. It resulted in fun recaps but…we wouldn’t want to spend time with this Island of Misfit Toys. We talk through the final challenges and last couple eliminations before diving deep into Final Tribal Council. No one sold themselves the best they could have but it’s okay - we give our analysis and even spell ou...

We’re getting close to the end and these Survivors are making some extremely questionable choices strategically…but it leads to a great convo! Listen in to hear about Bob’s challenge dominance, gorillas with dumptruck asses, and even an uncomfortable/forced engagement? Is this the Bachelor?  Per usual, tune in at the beginning for Bachelor Nation news including lots of engagements and new cast bio...

We’re recapping an iconic episode of Survivor today with our Survivor Nation savant: Celestina! Tune in to hear top-notch insight on strategy, behind-the-scenes details, discussions on what our roles would be around camp, and what contestants have been up to recently. There’s even a Bachelor/Survivor cross-over reference! As always, listen in for Bachelor Nation news at the start including a Jaitl...

Join us for an extra special Survivor 17 Gabon recap with...Danielle from Crime and Roses! Our alliance is STRONG as we discuss our similar hot takes in Bachelor Nation, merge teases in Episode 7, and racism, double-standards, and power trips in Episode 8. It’s an episode you won’t want to miss with a podcasting powerhouse.  Check out Crime and Roses, a true crime and Bachelor recap podcast hosted...

This season sure has an interesting cast of characters…and we are not lacking in strong options on all of them! Join us for Survivor Season 17 Episodes 4, 5, and 6 as we discuss Survivor fever dreams, challenge hacks, and merge predictions. Plus, we speculate on what kind of Survivor arc we would have as contestants. For Camille, it would be bossy leadership in shelter building and initiating Neve...

We’ve left La Quinta…Nemacolin…and the Bachelor mansion to land with the cast of Survivor Season 17 in beautiful GABON. But we can’t help but leave a little bit of the past behind…considering we spend the first hour of this podcast episode recapping recent Bachelor Nation news (Colton coming out, Matt and Rachael drama, Chatty Broads’ confrontation of Reality Steve, and more). We recap Survivor S1...

Has the Bachelor been feeling a bit stale lately? Hopefully this podcast episode falls into some producers hands because we’ve come up with FANTASTIC ideas to make the show a bit more fun again. We suggest concepts inspired by our favorite reality shows (Survivor, Love Island, Love is Blind), mess around with the format, and generally modernize the franchise with some fresh solutions. Tune in for...

Join us for another off-season episode where we ponder the delicate nature of the Bachelor universe as we know it…and speculate on how things could have turned out differently. What if Marquel Martin was our first Black lead in place of Chris Soules? What if Madi Prew had never been on Peter’s season? What if Bekah M had her unexpected pregnancy instead with Dean on Paradise? Tune in to hear more!...

The weather is getting warmer, the birds are chirping, and another season of The Bachelor is behind us which means…Bachelor in Paradise looms closer every day. To satiate our craving we decided to do a BACHELOR IN PARADISE SEASON 7 MOCK FANTASY DRAFT! Snake draft style we cast contestants one-by-one, filling up our respective beaches equally with men and women until we each reached 30 influencers,...

It’s clear no one came out of this season a winner. Pure pain all around. Except maybe Michelle — a future Bachelorette! Listen to Whitney and Camille break down the final episode of Season 25. We start with a conversation about Patty Dion and John the Scorpio’s unexpected warmth and solid question asking before sending Matt into a spiral of doubt. We discuss the end of Matt and Michelle and talk...

As two The Crown fans, we start off this episode talking about the parallels between the explosive Meghan/Harry/Oprah interview and the Bachelor Franchise. They are a PLENTY. Then, our episode heavily theorizes on why in the world Matt would be falling in love with Rachael over Michelle and Bri, why their connection seems so strong, and who she reminds us of from the past (cough cough, she’s givin...