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Besides the liveliness of a live audience, this was a decently good tell all! Tune in to hear Whitney and Camille break down mature dialogue on past drama, several sentimental hot seats, and a lot of fun extra footage that would have been enjoyable in the original edit (cough, cough, editors). Our hottest and lengthiest centers Katie’s clear Bachelorette edit. Hear our theories on why she may have...

NEW EPISODE and it’s hometowns week! We spend a LOT of time talking about Red-Flag Rachael’s red-flags...skydiving...and Nanaimo bars of all things. But we don’t let that overshadow the absolute GEMS we still have (Michelle, Bri, Michelle’s parents, Michelle’s students) and Serena’s impressive self-elimination.  Support the show

This week saw a record number of brutal eliminations. Some that didn’t make us bat an eye (Heather, Serena C), inevitable goodbyes for favorites (Jessenia, Chelsea), a self-elimination from Kit that made us actually like her more, a salty but somewhat relatable exit for Pieper, and an unjust and tearful send home for Abigail that makes us root for her as Bachelorette even harder. We theorize final...

Whitney and Camille HAD to jump on and record a podcast this weekend given the breaking news that Chris Harrison has stepped back from the show. We don’t really quite know what this means…and you’ll see at the end of the episode we had very different interpretations. We go through the Red-Flag Rachael Kirkconnell evidence, discuss the Rachel Lindsay and Chris Harrison Extra interview, the various...

Matt James is reunited with his soulmate this week - Tyler C! Tyler may have a famous supermodel ex since he last left the show, but he’s not above a shameless shirtless scene and a chance to play some pool with his best bro. Whitney and Camille start by sharing our thoughts on Katie: during and post-show news. We share some hot takes on her grandstanding schtick and 2016 Buzzfeed millennial perso...

Whitney wasn’t able to make this recording this week, so Camille’s good friend Celestina joined as a guest co-host! Listen in as Camille and Celestina break down the fall of Anna and Victoria (while MJ and Serena C are left to develop in their villainy), Red-Flag Rachael’s one-on-one date, a group date with MAJOR recess energy (Michelle and Katie are the teachers exhausted by the kids, obviously),...

This week on Matt James’ season of the Bachelor gave us a lot of gals to dislike…but reminded us of the girls we like and introduced us to an instant fave - Michelle! If Matt James’ doesn’t pick her, it would be a mistake. Period. Join Whitney and Camille this week as we break down the arrival of the new girls, Vibrator Katie standing up to Queen Victoria, and all of the terribleness that came wit...

Buckle up for a long episode because it is PACKED with our hot takes. In a nutshell, Katie seems like such a “guys are less drama” kind of girl, Rachael always looks like she has a secret, Serena P is our new fave for her excellent banter game, Victoria makes some good points while still being mean as hell, Sarah who thank goodness sends her self home otherwise our takes would be EVEN hotter, and...

It was a particularly tumultuous week for American democracy, and we can’t let discussion of January 6th 2021 pass us by without also commenting on some of the questionable reactions from members of Bachelor Nation. Listen to Whitney and Camille work through our enjoyment of Matt James as Bachelor with his questionable social media and interview behavior. We debrief a successful 1-on-1 with Bri an...

Put on your coziest fall turtleneck and grab your most full-bodied Cab Sauv and join us at Nemacolin Resort for Matt James’ historic first episode as the first Black Bachelor! Listen to Whitney and Camille discuss our thoughts on our newest lead and how we expect his season arc to unfold. We dissect our favorite (and least favorite) limo exits, dresses, gals, and feuds! Stay tuned at the end for a...

We’re one week out from the historic Season 25 of the Bachelor starring newcomer Matt James! Whitney and Camille breakdown all of ABC’s cast bios for the 30+ women competing for Matt James’ heart alongside special guest: Camille’s younger sister Ellie! We analyze each woman's unique and strange quirks, predict what their journey through Bachelor Nation might look like, and highlight some earl...

We’re feeling nostalgic and bittersweet about the end of our stay at La Quinta and the end of Tayshia’s reign as the Bachelorette GOAT! The finale episode gave us lots to talk about, including Ivan’s goodbye, a meeting of the families (Tayshia’s fam still rules), Ben’s break-up, and the beautiful Zac and Tayshia proposal! Man, it feels good to have a couple to root for again. Here’s to lots of smi...

We know that this is a long one…but it’s arguably the best episode of the season! So much opportunity for speculation. Join Whitney and Camille as we break down Ivan and Zac’s fantasy suite dates, and Brendan’s emotional goodbye. We speculate on what went down…what is yet to go down at the finale…and more! We also have a 15 minute tangent in the middle about our disappointment towards (former) fav...

The most iconic final four did not disappoint in hometown dates, and neither did their families! Don’t be alarmed when Whitney and Camille break down all four dates backwards. Sometimes natural podcast conversations flow that way! Listen to us share our hot takes on Ben and his send home, Ivan’s sweet and wise family, Zac’s New York Minute, and Brendan’s dance moves. Also listen in for our bold pr...

Tayshia was slashing guys left and right this episode, leading to a lot of tears and an ICONIC final four guys. Join Whitney and Camille this week as we breakdown Blake and Riley’s goodbye, Bennett and Noah finally getting the boot, and the most boring Men Tell All ever. You’d think it would be a quick podcast episode but…we found a way to speculate about high-level Bachelor theories and observati...

TW: Self-harm and suicide Another great episode in the books, Tayshia continues to be the GOAT!!!! This week, Whitney and Camille breakdown the Bennett v. Noah rivalry (team Noah…kind of?), an emotional and bonding one-on-one with Ben, and a completely real, totally not fake lie detector test. Join us we analyze both the goofiness of the episode and the complexities of the human experience. Suppor...

Boy, did this episode have a lot of Personal Tragedy Cards (PTCs). Listen this week as Whitney and Camille break down each of these guys as they become complex individuals…and hear us get frustrated when we can’t figure them out. Join us as we unpack Jojo’s introduction as temporary host, Zac and Eazy’s one-on-ones, and arguably the best group date in Bachelor history (although there was some unne...

Well…we went a bit long this week. But I hope you’ll forgive us because this was one of the best episodes of the show ever, hosted by (dare we say it) the best Bachelorette. Join Whitney and Camille as we share our hot takes on Noah, Bennett, Ed, Chris Harrison and even Becca Kufrin. We spend a while gushing about the Tayshia and Ivan date, which was both fun-loving but also had one of the most im...

The Joe obsession is officially in full swing! Listen to us also share our positive thoughts on our favorite boys: Ivan, Ben, and Brendan. We also share our shifting thoughts on King Bennett, break down all the stupid drama that is the Chasen and Ed drama, and officially prefer (barely) Noah without a moustache. This episode gave us some questionable dates and aggro-dudes, but overall we still sta...

It’s amazing what new leadership can do! Listen to our relief of a new dawn of Bachelorette Tayshia: a kind and just ruler. Camille and Whitney breakdown all of her new boos like Spencer, Brendan, and really the whole cast as they fall instantly in love with her. First, we wrap up discussions on Clare and Dale. Then, we jump into Tayshia’s first night, green team (Green Party) vs. blue team (Democ...

After months of knowing the likely outcome of Clare’s season of the Bachelorette…it finally came to fruition and we have an engagement and a new Bachelorette! Does our exhaustion from our longest Election Day in years play into this a bit? Maybe… But join Whitney and Camille as we breakdown Bachelor Nation’s quickest engagement, whether or not both parties were active in deciding their own fate, o...

Well well well…Clare’s reign as Bachelorette is looking shorter and shorter. Join us this week as Whitney and Camille break down LOTS of interconnected theories and predictions about Clare and Dale, producer manipulation, and predictions on how everything is about to go down. At the end, we also touch on some Bachelor Nation news and takes on other Bachelor Nation media. And we FINALLY get our gli...

This week Camille and Whitney discuss this highly uncomfortable episode from the love languages date to the shameful red team dodgeball victory. We saw our first steals of the season and some actual cringe-inducing moments on what is proving to be a low budget but high entertainment season. We also get extremely heated over all things Clare and how she is trying to #girlboss her way through too ma...

We discuss the whirlwind premiere of Clare's season. Join us for an analysis on the Bachelor's treatment of Covid, the ridiculous Yosef vs Tyler C drama, and the Clare-Dale fireworks. Bonus discussions include who we think is worth risking it all for, other bachelor nation drama, and of course hating on Chris Harrison. Not to be missed, the debut of two juicy recurring segments coming to...

Camille and Whitney introduce themselves, their history of loving (and hating) the Bachelor franchise, and what to expect on the podcast! Support the show