Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper whose birthday gift to a frat boy was pure humiliation, a camper who is scarred from her time at Spa Camp, and a camper who took a hike and lost a little piece of their dignity. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your...

This week at camp, we came face to face with something we feared... our parents meeting for the first time ever. We also rediscovered some love for the lost art of digestifs, and Zachariah shares what it’s really been like since he quit vaping. Then we hear a tale of an old woman in love with an astronaut, a server who rescued a raccoon mid-shift, ranted about overly complicated makeup tutorials,...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who floated down a river and straight into HR trouble, a camper with a little critter in her car (and things are getting worse), and a tale of turning heartbreak into a halftime show. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game an...

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to BollAndBranch.com/camp to get up to 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets. Exclusions apply. See site for details. ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-240-0340...

THE 100th EPISODE OF TRAIL MIX?! Thank you for letting us share your stories. Camp Shady Birch wouldn’t be the same without the chaos you campers have brought to these ole bags of Trail Mix. In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who went to the grocery store for bread, and left with the fallout from her own mother's meltdown, a camper who proved the pen is...

This week at camp, we’re unpacking our trip to a bachelorette weekend in the Poconos. It was a getaway that came with a side of E. coli, and the cherry on top was a full-blown public bridal party screaming match. Somehow, the chaos segues (yes thats how you spell it i think...) into cars. A favorite mode of transportation here at camp! Jonathan’s questionable driving skills, our unsolicited TED Ta...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who walked into the OBGYN dressed as Thing 1 (and things only got freakier from there), a savory body shot no one asked for, and a camper who accidentally serenaded two priests with a pop-punk FREAKY anthem. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors...

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-240-0340. ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. ➜ Save 20% on your FIRST order and get a FREE cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/ca...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who signed up to nanny in a mansion, but ended up working at Goodwill, a camper breaking and entering in the name of love, and a haunting in the snack aisle. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Lea...

In this episode, Counselor Zachariah checks into the infirmary cabin, then begins screaming Nickelback in the woods while Jonathan recites the heavy award-winning scene form the hit 2019 musical, Marriage Story. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper caught between family bonding and bladder betrayal, a dream date that capsized, and the tale of a camper who kind of catfished her best friend’s boyfriend. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-240-0340. ➜ Talk it out, with...

This episode almost didn't go out because the termites ate most of it!! Rest assured, Sammich handled it... he is resting now in the infirmary cabin. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper dodging drunken baby fever, a camper who went from a wet t-shirt contest to fugitive in 30 seconds, and a camper's disturbing midnight snack confession. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-240-0340. ➜ Talk it out, with Bet...

Pack your bags, campers. We are taking you to Buffalo, New York! In this episode we share all the wild details from Zachariah’s live show stop in Buffalo, including our pilgrimage to the restaurant where buffalo wings were invented. YES HONEY ZACH WENT DOWN TO THE BONE! Then we visited Niagara Falls. No biggie. Then we get into the bizarre news story about Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested, and the...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who became the most famous girl on campus, for all the wrong reasons, a camper with a nightmare waiting outside the bathroom stall, and a camper who came face to face with an intruder. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Bring your A-game and talk to your doctor. Learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-2...

LET'S GET PICKLEDDD lol. This week, we are soaking up the brine and reflecting on our recent religious retreat to Picklesburgh! Yes. The pickle festival. We’re talking pickle beer, pickle fudge, and a chocolate-covered abomination that should have someone behind bars. Probably Jonathan lol. It’s tangy. It’s chaotic. It’s everything you never knew you needed to know. LOVE YA This episode was mixed...

IIn this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper torn between a life she loves and a future she didn’t ask for, a Chicken Cutlet Caper, and a tale of a camper causing the most unintentional grand opening sabotage in yoga history. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour HERE ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and sub...

In this episode we are recapping our friends trip, the haunting HGTV show Decorating Cents, Jojo and so much more! This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/2daxxo2x   As a Cash App partner, we may earn a commission w...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who got very passionate during the Passion of the Christ,  a camper who got a lap dance on Halloween… and an even bigger surprise six months later, and a camper who had no choice but to flush part of her soul sister. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour HERE ! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our...

It's episode 143 campers!!!! i love you, mean it. We are talking about Katy Perry's publicly appointed flop era and her breakup with Orlando Bloom. We also recap our wild and wonderful trip to Asbury Park for our live comedy show. Yes, Jwoww herself showed up, and no, we’re still not over it. Plus: why electric stoves are the enemy, a quick detour into Demi Lovato discourse, and a chaotic pile of...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper asking the question "am I the asshole? Or is my brother?" Another story about a camper whose coworker got lost in the woods (and things go south quickly), and a camper who learned that one man's trash is another woman's accessory. Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour HERE ! Want BONUS CONTENT?...

In this episode we unpack a dramatic parking lot rice explosion, a woman who ingested her friend's house keys, and our eternal disdain for Jack Berger. Plus, Jonathan confesses his love for hardware stores, which is somehow... not a bit. It's an emotional rollercoaster of nonsense and neuroses. Just how we like it. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATR...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about Zachariah and a brush with an illness he didn't know about, a wine drunk camper who wrestled a child for flowers, and a steamy shower session that ended up on the bathroom floor. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Tear. Pour. Live more. Go to LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP at checkout to get 20% off your first or...

In this episode, a mystery is unraveling itself before our very eyes campers! Who is Marc? Where is Fatima?! Then, we take a road trip (watch out for potholes) to a Pennsylvania town with a surprisingly creative solution to fix their streets. Plus, we've got a 138 year old tortoise who's proving it's never too late to become a dad. And obviously so much more I can't type out because my hands are t...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper with a dead cell phone on a one-way trip through hell in heels, a camper who is just... like... annoyed, and a camper who brought back more than just wine from Italy. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Son...