Call in Mockery

Joey remembered the story he wanted to tell on the main episode this week, right AFTER they stopped recording. So The Guys pulled the mics back out and let it rip. Hope you find it worth your time...

Bill Engvall (not that one) joins The Guys to promote his company, Bean Dog. Also, Landon and Joey yell good points inarticulately about social media and modern discourse surrounding certain representations of - and within - entertainment media. And they try the first Pumpkin Spice flavored treat of the Lunch Break Spooky Time Season, so there's that! 

Joey, Landon, and Marc - the same Lunch Break Gang you know and love - review the new Christopher Nolan opus TENET, talk about moviegoing during the pandemic, and analyze Landon's disturbing dream that made him angry with Joey. 

Joey and Landon innocently discuss the limited edition Maple Creme Oreos , only to find that there may be more going on behind the scenes at the Oreo Flavor Factory. Is the Double Stuf really double the stuff? Are the people investigating the Double Stuf really qualified to be investigating anything? Are Landon and Joey just trying to curry favor with a dwindling listenership by desperately scrapi...

Join Joey and Landon on Dan Aykroyd's favorite podcast as they discuss Fudge Covered Nutter Butters, Jimmy Fallon's hair, and The Batman.

Joey's brother Michael joins the guys to catch up on how the show is doing after a year or so since he last stopped by to give advice. 

Landon and Joey go through the top news stories, take a strong stance on the band Smash Mouth, and talk to one of their biggest fans. 

Landon and Joey scratch only the surface of what lies beneath the salty sea in Bikini Bottom as they discover some strange truths about SpongeBob and his friends. They also have some fun going over some pranks they've lived through... and pulled! And a bunch of other stuff, you get it. 

Landon takes a hard stance many years too late, Joey talks about his love of Rob Zombie many years too late, and they both point out some stuff about Hamilton. Then, they have some fun playing a game again. This really is just for them at this point! 

Joey and Landon have some cool treats, Landon admits he has a Game of Thrones problem, Joey admits he has a Lord of the Rings problem, an old friend visits with a mystery to solve, and then they play a new game. Also fireworks go off and a dog barks throughout! But don't let that dissuade you from listening to what one fan* is calling "the best episode yet!"** *of Game of Thrones ** Season 4, Epis...

Joey and Landon are back just like the week before, and they've never missed a week, honest! Today, Joey eats a new treat, they talk about movies that make them emotional, and getting into Facebook fights. Also, they invent a new game out of thin air for everyone to play!

Landon and Joey talk over their cookie snacks and Landon goes through the very long list of content he consumed this week. Finally, the guys do some deep-diving with Andy Richter, because... it just happened! That's what the show is! 

Landon and Joey ask the hard questions like "would you buy an island?" and "what's for lunch?" and "what did you watch this week?" 

The guys eat their snacks and talk about what they watched, what don't you get yet? Later, though, a very special son stops by to sing a little coming-of-age tune for these trying times! 

Joey and Landon try the new Chips Ahoy! Sour Patch Kids Crossover Event Cookie (you'll be shocked what they think!) and go over what they watched this week (you won't be shocked, probably!) and finally, they talk to a philanthropist with a Song of Hope... to take down a certain evil leader wreaking havoc on everyone (we dare you to guess who that might be!)!

Joey ate Indian food, Landon ate pizza... Joey watched some horror movies, Landon watched some superhero stuff... but let's be honest, it's the month of the song and B()RIS makes good on his promise to return and play Side B from his demo tape. The ending of this episode is - without a doubt - wild(!) as Joey and Landon uncover a dark secret about their guest... and one of our greatest heroes of a...

THE MONTH OF THE SONG BEGINS NOW! Joey and Landon discuss their plans to make the month of May absolutely groovy, talk about an old issue buried deep in the annals of their friendship surrounding the dance movie Step Up 3D , and they welcome My Pillows inventor and Close Personal Friend of the State Mike Lindell to tell his life story... through song!

Joey and Landon try the New Limited Edition Tiramisu Flavor Creme OREOS, talk about Tenacious D and some fun times at the movies, and Joey is joined by the recording artist B()RIS who brings his 80s-style flair and a new song (certified banger, that is) that just might help you and your loved ones get through this quarantine a little easier. 

Despite the lewd episode title, this is a treat of a show for the whole family to enjoy! Except the part where the guys talk to some foul-mouthed protestors, out on the streets fighting for their right to die and also pass along potentially fatal illness to others. And the part where they talk about the Netflix show Too Hot To Handle. And when they discuss the movie Book Club. And, well frankly, m...

Gather round the (virtual) summertime campfire for a (virtual) lunch time of stories from days of yore (including one that will make you think differently about one the host's state of mind!), a creepypizza story, and some classic campfire songs that everyone knows!

Landon and Joey come up with some perfect parody songs capturing the current cultural moment in America, talk stories from elementary school, and they do finally get around to making fun of that Gal Gadot video with the celebrities singing "Imagine." It's been a long time coming! Knowing how this thing usually works, it would have seemed right to assume they would make fun of it as soon as possibl...

Joey and Landon enter week 3 of the LUNCH BREAK QUARANTINE by checking in with each other, an old friend, and listing off the best April Fools pranks anyone could ever dream of! They also talk about a whole lot of other stuff to fill your cold and empty days with the warmth of friendship and Bad Trump Impressions. 

Joey and Landon get back to basics and eat snacks, talk to Christopher Nolan about something very important, and so much more - for better or, probably, worse! 

Landon and Joey calm your coronavirus nerves from their respective quarantines with some helpful tips that you probably haven't heard yet, make you feel like everything is normal by talking about stuff they've watched, and uplift your soul with a live set of original music from the home studio, just like John Legend. EXACTLY like John Legend. 

(Joey and) Landon offer an "exclusive" archival recording of their standup comedy (from their hit TV Show "Call In Mockery," available on YouTube for free) as an example of Pure Comedy Gold. After over 50 episodes of Lunch Break, the guys give back and reward their massive listenership with some expert advice and analysis of what makes people really laugh. WARNING: Sound quality of said archival r...