Call in Mockery

Joey and Landon welcome Hayley and Zach from the Laughing at Ourselves Podcast to discuss what ice cream they would make if they were Ben and/or Jerry, what Lunch Break: The Movie should be about, and most importantly if they can cut the mustard and be a semi-regular guest on the podcast from here on out until the end of time.  Check out Hayley and Zach's podcast at https://www.instagram.com/...

Joey and Landon take a break from the regular show to sit down with their significant others to talk through the 7 people they hope to meet in heaven, very real night terrors, and - as always - what the heck is for lunch. 

Landon and Joey continue the quest to replace Lori with no-time listener, first-time caller Matt. They run him through the thorough vetting process, talk to some country music stars, and eventually get to the most important part: what's for lunch. 

The guys talk Dew, Oreos, and Joe-Joes! They then get into some TV and movie talk, focusing largely on tv that hasn't been on air in years and movies from the 1950s and '60s. Luckily, a potential Lori replacement stops by and breaks the internet, keeping Lunch Break as relevant as ever!

Landon and Joey go full Movie Franchise Mode and tease a much bigger discussion that may or may not happen later about Zack Snyder's Justice League, giving you a few glimpses of what that discussion could sound like, and maybe, some day, eventually will release an hours long review episode. Until then, they also discuss Lori's absence on the podcast, how Oatmeal Creme Pies have gotten smaller, and...

For Lunch? Landon tries chewable mouth wash and Joey tries a Yowie Squish. Nuff Said. For Fun? A world-traveling genius stops by to impart wisdom or something, Landon shows Joey some Shoe Review Show that he's been watching, and both of them admit to watching reality tv. 

Joey and Landon intercept a radio transmission from the BBC, fan favorite Lori brings some startling news, the guys play their favorite segment "GREAT JEANS" and [агеназведки] something [гентедки] isn't quite [нтраед] right with [агент разведки] Joey...

The guys celebrate St. Paddy's Day (street paddy's day) with a few staples of the Irish: Shamrock Shakes, talk of certain (controversial) potatoes, and... Wandavision.

Marc Bauer joins Landon and Joey to try the new Coffee-infused Coke, wade through early-aughts prestige TV, and play a very real clip from Marc's new movie or something. 

Joey and Landon talk internet trends, welcome disgraced former crack addict and pillow man Mike Lindell back to spread disinformation, fix another commercial, and make some stellar Weekly Recommendations.

Is Marc back on the show? Yes. Is only one of the guys' good mics working? Yes. Do they talk about much content? Yes. Soundboard fun, movie talk, and a mad lib - what else do you want?! Really, what else? They'll do whatever you want them to do, just say. 

Joey and Landon have a celebratory Inauguration Day lunch of the latest Oreos (Brookie-O flavor) and the new Mountain Dew (Major Melon flavor)! They talk about old elementary school lunch room stories, Wonder Woman 84 , and then they play a round of Start-Ups , the improv game sweeping the nation (because they've played it on the show before, and those episodes were about as well-received as an ep...

Landon and Joey talk with an old friend who just woke up from a week-long coma, talk about girls, talk about trucks, and deconstruct another bad commercial! 

Landon and Joey round out the holiday season with a fun round of predicting what is to come "In the Year 2021," discussing various egg nogs, and [SPOILER WARNING] talking about Season 2 of The Mandalorian. It ain't much, but it's honest work!

Landon and Joey's attempt to honor their year of great work is stymied by some old and new friends stopping by, until finally they are pulled into a stranger's worm'ole and transported to the North Pole! Will they make it back before they become pieces of paper? Will their nephews be ok home alone? Will the listener be ok after sitting through this?!  

Marc Bauer joins Landon and Joey with his newly coined Bauer Shower segment, wherein he showers the listeners with his thoughts and opinions about some media that interests him. And Landon and Joey also talk about that piece of media that they definitely also watched. Later, the guys talk egg nog, frozen pizzas, and Holiday Movie Classics. 

Landon and Joey broadcast from inside their studio submarine where they explore the strange specificities of the store Kohl's . They have a very special Christmas lunch made up of all four Trader Joe's Holiday Chocolate Enrobed Joe-Joes cookies and rank them! Finally, they talk about Ghost Adventures stuff (yes, again), some video games (!!), and exploring the Cosmos in Neil deGrasse Tyson's weird...

Joey and Landon eat another special holiday cookie, Landon goes hard on some Brands, and finally they talk about... movies.

Joey and Landon eat some holiday cookies and lament a short and unsatisfactory Halloween season, Landon talks about Star Wars a little too much, and then the guys detail their Top Five Funniest People list! 

Marc Bauer stops by to promote his radio drama Detective Daly: Case Vulture (coming Friday), but instead makes Landon and Joey very mad because he doesn't like Austin Powers: Goldmember . Joey tries 2 new snacks, Landon talks about nearly perfect film, The Invisible Man, and finally Marc plays some excerpts from the aforementioned radio drama. Catch Marc's fully produced 45 minute detective tale s...

Joey and Landon talk about the election, a fan favorite guest stops by and reads a poem about Halloween, Joey reveals his weird pizza habit, and they both continue to wonder, " why is Stephen Colbert?"

Marc Bauer tries to tell Joey and Landon what it was like to go through a haunted house in during Covidfefe

Joey and Landon welcome fan favorite guest Marc Bauer back on Lunch Break to audition a couple of Very Original characters for his radio play. Also: Landon shares a long-held beef he's had with a college professor, Joey speaks plainly about his feelings on James Franco, and Marc utterly destroys director David Cronenberg. 

Joey and Landon review a VERY, VERY PROGRAM-SPECIFIC AND IMPORTANT SNACK, and also spend even more time on one that is far less important. They then do the typical stuff where they talk about movies and stuff. AND THEN, Landon and Joey regale each other with compelling and spooky, real life stories!!

Joey and Landon briefly talk to Michael Cohen, Joey tells Landon all about his trip to New York, and then they discuss aliens!