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Joey and Landon eat a Super Rope, talk grocery stores, and take down The Eagles again

Landon and Joey try Brownie Brittle, discuss the Best Picture of the Year, question The Eagles' popularity, and Joey does a magic trick! 

This episode title does not represent your reaction to this episode, as you will surely be laughing! Landon and Joey talk shop about comedians stealing jokes, Joey rails against late night comedy shows, and they both do perfect Johnny Carson impressions - to name only a few of the many, obviously connected talking points covered in this fine episode of your favorite podcast about eating lunch with...

The Guys are back to tear down the problematic sensationalization and false deification of Celebrity that is the Oscars, as well as talk about a lady that farted in a store and a guy that fell out of a chair. These are our enlightened stinkers! Er-- enlightened thinkers! 

AT LAST, MY BOY... Let us be every voice you've ever heard inside your head as Joey Loboda and special guest Joey Hoffman team up to destroy Landon's childlike admiration for the epic conclusion to the Skywalker/Star Wars Saga. Actually, Landon does well to school the 2 Joeyz on the greater mythical implications this finale has for the series as a whole and how exactly this 9th entry admirably att...

Landon and Joey crack open the big box o' presidential candidates and root around to see which ones Spark Joy and which ones Yuck Their Yum. By the end, they will OFFICIALLY ENDORSE A CANDIDATE, as is tradition for big time media players. Not sure who you're voting for? This is your comprehensive guide to who the candidates are and what they'll do for you! 

Joey and Landon try a very special Oreo flavor, then Joey sings 76 Trombones, then they talk about Joker, then they talk about toothpaste, then they do the Game of Thrones theme song, then they talk about Tyler Perry, then........ (not necessarily in that order). 

Landon and Joey DO LITTLE to progress the show past mindless jawing, but they sure do talk a LOT about candy!

Landon and Joey sit down to COMPLETELY DECIMATE the opening monologue from the 2020 Golden Globes. Is it already too late to be weighing in on this non-story? Of course! But here it is anyway, you cheeky little mates, you!

Landon and Joey ring in the New Year with a delectable Australian treat! They talk about all the movies and shows they saw over holiday break (including some thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker), how the holidays went for them (and for Ashton and Mila), and make some very important resolutions for the year. 

Hark! A little gift from the secret podcast vault! 3 years ago, Landon and Joey put out a pilot episode that was also a Christmas special of their podcast Not Good Not Bad. S o for Christmas this year, Landon and Joey proudly give you the gift of time travel: listen to some dated jokes, a couple of Christmas classics (or, soon-to-be classics), and some  really good (bad) impressions! Happy Ho...

Joey and Landon try Almond Milk Nog, Hot Cocoa Hershey's Kisses, and not to completely run the show into the ground. 2 out of 3 ain't bad! They also talk about the No Time To Die trailer, Star Wars marketing, and Landon's cracked ribs.  Join the discussion and e-mail notgnotb@gmail.com with any questions, opinions, or suggestions for the meal that is Lunch! Or e-mail your aunt and just let he...

How is that for a tantalizing title!!!! But really, Joey and Landon eat Lays chips and talk about Silicon Valley, a documentary about New York accents, tea lattes, and BelVita breakfast biscuits. So, ya know... sexy!

The boys talk teeth. Nuff Said.

Joey, Landon, and a very special guest sit down to try the new Holiday Coca-Cola Flavors: Cinnamon Coke and Winter Spiced Cranberry! They also try Trader Joe's World Famous Jingle Jangle. Does it live up to the hype? Does the constant drinking, eating, and belching become way too disturbing to listen to? Find out!

Joey and Landon brag about having fans, Joey agrees to sell his soul to make it big in Hollywood, and they go through the Top Ten Weirdest Children's Books!

Joey and Landon ponder new names for the show, whether they should rate the snacks they eat, and whether a pipe is always just a pipe or sometimes maybe more... they also chat with Lori, Meg's Dad(s?), and Foghorn Leghorn. Lastly but not leastly, they end the show with a brand new game show! 

The Guys get back in the groove after a week off! They try the new Butterfinger, Landon defends Signs and most of "M. Night" Shyamalan's oeuvre, and Joey is visited by a Weather Expert named Al! And their censor button is broken so there might be some swears! Sorry! 

The Guys take the Ballroom stage at the Hotel Ottumwa for the 10th Annual Halloweenapalooza in Ottumwa, IA. They treat their audience to a slideshow of their spooky night in the hotel room (great for a podcast!), review an Ottumwa local favorite snack live on stage, unleash an impossibly original and unprecedented battle between a couple of horror's scariest spooksters, tell some scary stories, an...

Post-live show, Joey and Landon discuss their great triumph on stage this past weekend, and the food they ate before going on that big stage. They also talk postal flubs from online merchants and overall just kind of chill out after their huge, successful(!) weekend. 

Joey and Landon sit down to taste test and review some various pumpkin and candy corn flavored treats in time for your Allhalloween celebrations with a couple of off-mic guests. But have no fear (ok, have a little fear - it is Allhalloween after all!), the guys do end up telling a scary story... that may or may not take place in a bathroom! And, as ever, they talk about much, much more than that.&...

Landon and Joey get ready for their terrifying foray into the 10th Annual Halloweenapalooza by telling some scary stories from their real, true lives. If these excite you even a little, you'll die to hear the ones they haven't told! Also they eat Pumpkin Spice Milano Cookies and talk about some movies Joey has watched recently. But mostly, THEY TERRIFY YOU WITH THEIR STORIES!!!!

Joey and Landon crack the case on the 2019 Mystery Oreo flavor! They also yuck it up to the Roast of Alec Baldwin and Joey tells the story of how he -  just this past weekend - found out what Weird Al is all about while at a wedding. 

Landon and Joey go through the episode you most hated and explain exactly how and why it is worth listening to!

Joey and Landon try the new Maple Creme Oreos, breakdown the state of stand-up comedy (because no one has talked about that before!), and Joey tells a story about someone peeing - another great episode!  See Lunch Break LIVE Oct. 11, 2019 in Ottumwa, IA at the 10th Annual HALLOWEENAPALOOZA: https://halloweenapalooza.wixsite.com/home/tickets