Cackalack Panthers Chat

Just kidding, Eddy doesn't get that excuse. Of course, capturing the true essence of Panthers fandom, last week's jubilation-filled episode was marred by technical difficulties, but our special guest returned for another go-around following a game that had us all way past the edges of our various seats. 

The crew jumped into the studio, excited to sound off on the Panthers big win over the Bucs, but due to some technical difficulties the recording didn't come through.  So, this week's podcast is just a very brief recap of the big win.  The crew are hopeful the momentum will carry, and that they will be back in the studio next week talking up another Panthers win.

There's not much on the field worth talking about, so Adam and BK discuss the rumors of a fire sale and what that would mean for the team going forward, while Mel and Willstradamus were at home trying to reassemble their broken Surface tablets.

Well, we got no choice All the girls and boys (girls and boys) Making all that noise (ooh) 'Cause they found new toys We can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag Rhule's out for summer Rhule's out forever I'm bored to pieces

Now the story of a poverty franchise that lost (almost) everything, and the one coach who had no choice but to burn the rest to the ground. It's Arrhulested Development .

While Willstradamus and Mel were out performing research on the Panthers, BK and Adam jumped in the booth to talk about the Panthers breaking their losing streak, and which Simpsons characters best describe the Panthers.

After a brief glimmer of hope as the season kicked off with the thrill new possibilities, the Panthers have Panthers'd and converted optimists to Eeyores. When will the Panthers be good again? “Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?”

We wanted a fresh W baked up, but instead the Panthers got served barbecue Brisket.

Well, mostly. Willstradamus was with us in spirit (and a prerecorded interview). The CPC team keeps pounding their unsolicited thoughts into the eager ears of our devoted listeners on all things preseason and the season to come.

Reverend Spicey, Mel, and Willstradamus go behind the cape with Panthers superfan, THE Catman Jr., to learn about the origin of the suit and his mission to save the Carolina Panthers from the wine and cheese crowd.

People whose wishes came true in the 2022 NFL Draft: BK, Mel, Willstradamus, and one incredibly enthusiastic New York Fu...ootball Giants fan. People whose hopes and dreams were agonizingly crushed in the 2022 NFL Draft: Reverend Spicey. Who's the Eeyore now, Adam?

The CPC team talks free agency, Reverend Spicey spreads the Gospel of Malik, and everyone shares their sixth sense for our sixth pick. How will the Panthers' front office fare?

Adam has a debate with one of the many voices in his head about the greatest Panthers defender of all time.

It's not Reverend Spicey's notorious Spanish style meal, but it's a little flavor of what you missed.

If you love them, let them go. The CPC team pulls out all the stops for the season finale. Featuring a legendary special guest appearance to eulogize the 2021 Panthers. Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

Bonus content! The songs that best describe the Panthers' season, courtesy of the always clever BK.

Adam, BK, and Mel make their New Year's resolutions. Willstradamus was absent for the taping, but wanted it on the record that his resolution was to stop watching the Panthers. Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

Willstradamus and Mel landed in COVID protocol prior to the episode taping, and BK used the chance to take some free shots at Cam - as if the Panthers' offensive line didn't let that happen enough on Sunday.  Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Brady bye, bye, bye..  Special guest host Josh sits in for BK. Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

Mel is stuck in the first stage of grief after Cam put up the worst performance of his career. Adam slanders the finest player to ever grace the Panthers roster (hint: his father is a noted proponent of the "clean shaven" look). Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

It's turkey season, and Adam got his hunting permit for one turkey in particular. Mel is absent from the broadcast, and we suspect Cam's Thanksgiving will have an uninvited guest. Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

Cam Newton is back, and his return prompts an enthusiastic response from Mel - who may or may not have sold her children to ensure his signing. Intro music: Invasion der Funghis // Mushroom Funghi Outro music: Little Lily Swing // Tri-Tachyon

That episode before the first episode. The team introduces themselves.