Bye Pumkin

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, intimate partner abuse, self-harm This week, Princess is really mad at Gary Coleman's parents. Also, she is very surprised about kidneys! This episode is was originally published on the Patreon on 1.9.25. If you like content like this, considering subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

content warning: fatphobia, dieting, eating disorders, sexual assault, body checks Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 7 This week, Princess is wondering if everything is sponsored by the Wii Fit and Guns and Roses' 2010 Tour.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks, weigh-ins Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 6 This week, Princess wants to know why Bobby Brown is eating so many chips and what is Nicole being so messy for.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, eating disorders, weigh-ins Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 5 This week, Princess spends 40 minutes talking about The Guilded Age and Just Like That...and then wants to know exactly how much Nicole is drinking on a weight loss show.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 4 This week, Princess thinks the solution to anyone pushing you on a reality tv set is to fall to the ground and refuse to get up until they airlift you out of there.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 3 This week, Princess is appalled that Harvey is allowed to bring in police dogs and also that those dogs were dressed like Hannibal Lecter.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 2 This week, Princess has a plane to catch and the words to Mulan's best song in her head.

content warning: weight checks, eating disorders, fatphobia Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 1 This week, Princess starts off the new season of Bye Pumkin with a lot of yelling and fried chicken and forced exercise.

content warning: sexual assault, self-harm This week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison.  This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give. 

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harm This week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.

content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abuse Princess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to.  This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 2.25.21 and is being republished to give Princess a break for Easter. If you'd like to hear more of this content, please join at www.patreon.com/byepumkin

This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.

content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicide Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos. 

Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7 This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5 content warning: eating disorders, body image This week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3 This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.

content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harm This week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2 This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1 Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

This week, Princess defends a dummy. 

This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.

content warning: sexual assault, suicide This week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.