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Hello, hello, hello friends of the world! This week, tune in for the latest instalment of our hideously unedited garbage parade where J comes with no notes other than Charles Mansons death certificate, and C attempts to distract everyone with civilisation! We are considering the lengthy and incorrect construction of a certain Italian tower, and celebrating melon day- throwing in a bit of Morse cod...

Happy Peach month you glorious folk 🍑 We are here again this Friday getting tired at the mere thought of golfing holidays and seem to be recommending shitting holidays instead... Don't forget to pack your life savings worth of pants.   In fact this whole episode is pretty much dedicated to shitters and stinkers again. C has a problem and needs to get it off her chest.   We delve into the most...

National moth week is upon us again! Doesn’t time fly when you fill it with 2 reprobates talking garbage for a year! For those that have been here since last national moth week, and to all new members of our dysfunctional family, fear not!.. this year we have replaced moths with the history of the devils latrine, and saucy romps in the stationary cupboard incorporating improper use of office suppl...

Happy Birthday to the muse of the Battle of the Boyne, Sir/Dr/Rev Brian May! Birthday celebrations extended also to Sir Plinkleton Frinkletonk Jr III who played Sherlock! He was Sherlock, not Dr Who.. Good job I don’t work as an emergency services operator, “I need an ambulance!” *sends Brian May* Our measurement system makes years and hours one and the same, and we discuss our theories on weight...

Happy world kebab day, national french fry day and paper bag day! If you plan it right, you can celebrate all of these days in one fell swoop with a trip to the kebab shop! In other news, William Wallace is unsheathing his Leith, and we are showering the birthday boy with shame as per usual. Tune in for the live dictation of ‘The Watch List’, from which, David Attenborough and Bing Crosby are exem...

Happy 5th July to our great internet pals! It's Friday again so we're here shouting words into your ears👂🎶 you're welcome Today we're being incredibly British and talking about the mad weather and speed limits. And celebrating our Bampy Bev aka Aneurin Bevan, the glorious bastard. We also shit the world most murderous fish/pescadito on his birthday. As if the Columbian prison wasn't bad enough h...

Goooooooood Friday ya’ll! We are back at ya this week with Henners the Ezza, and Elongated MuskRat’s birthdays! In fact.. once the elongated one sorts out a Time Machine, we can all go to Stephen Hawkins party in Cambridge.. in 2009. A likely motivator for Mr. MuskRat’s career choice.. We are kicking the celebrations off with a good dose of musical nostalgia from the 90’s, and counting how many ti...

Happy June Solstace you sexy bunch of skin bags! Skidaddle on over and get involved in the big debate about the issues we’ve been haunted by this week, such as the shameless bias towards Baldemort being crowned the winner of the ugliest dog contest, year, after year, after year.. leading us to ask, where is the ugly dog diversity? We’ve got a cracking maritime tale about a spectacular failure to b...

Haaaaappy Friday ya’ll! Hope Summer is in full swing wherever you are! This week we deduce that a child does not grow a head the size of a watermelon if it is not nourished, and Drake has stolen the identity of a dolphin. Remember when Robert Bunsen invented the elastic band? We do, join us as we reminisce over the good old days. Also on this day, some people have a birthday and some people died....

Happy June to most! Happy September 2016 to everyone in Ethiopia, you absolute mavericks 🙌🏽 Today we get diabetes, it’s donut 🍩 and chocolate ice cream day🍦For this reason, we are investigating the secret ingredient in the only acceptable form of ice cream; that which has come from a man in a van.. not normally where we would recommend obtaining your creamed treats, especially since inflation...

Hellcome and welcome one and all to happy speak in complete sentences day! Walt Whitman was mad and long, and we love this for him on his birthday! Along with Clint Eastwood who famously starred in Indiana Jones and definitely not million dollar baby! You can always rely on us for our accurate news about films, actors and singers! Not forgetting the famous track by DJ Casper - just like murder she...

Happy (don’t) Fry-day brothers and sisters! ☀️ C’s tattoo artist has misunderstood her species completely, perhaps mistaking her for a member of the royal family?! J explains her irrational phobia of children, and we discuss songs from yesteryear and the bizarre lyrics they may or may not have sung; not forgetting the one about the famous mythical, magical instrument, the trombolise! A likely favo...

Happy National Pinot Grigio Day Ya’ll! Sing it with us 🎤 Who’s hunting mushrooms on this fine day? We can’t because we’re not responsible enough to not eat fatally poisonous fungi, but we’d love to live vicariously through you! Lord Byron’s back again! Who didn’t realise his great mate Murray was in fact, Baldrick of Blackadder, and burnt his entire life’s works in a bid to save his legacy.. He p...

Heyyyy ya’lllll it’s that time of the week again! We are BACK with our 40th episode and boy do we really know how to kick off the celebrations for the big 4-0; Join us this week as we ruin hermit crabs and try to pass a garden centre off as an aquarium! Oh yes, nothing but the most riveting stories here! Only the best for you ❤️ We’re dishing out some well deserved birthday shame, and some not so...

Welcome one and all, to May, the month of Eurovision! Join us this week as we are mulling over the ominous events of the impending apocalypse descending upon us day by day as foretold by our great mate, The Babadook! This weeks confessions lead to us celebrating the pissers and shitters of yesteryear, whose legacy will bring joy for decades to come and will live on in our hearts forever, never to...

Welcome welcome folks to our weekly leak of utter drivel! Friday is here again already and we recorded this week’s episode whilst predrinking so this weeks apology comes before we even air. Soz (not soz) huns. We bring you today’s RIPs and HBDs on top of our new demands for the UK flag which seems to be getting more and more X rated as we go. Prince Andrew isn’t replying to our WhatsApps about thi...

Friends far and wide, happy Friday! Join us on our magical, mystery tour of this week’s dose of absolute nonsense! We try to navigate many topics on this episode!.. The main thing is we tried..! Our one collective brain cell attempts to grapple with new information about the American Revolution, fermented almond milk liqueur, and the highly important guidance on the percentage of garlic in mushroo...

Greetings our most glorious internet family! This fine week we are discussing the Merindol massacre in very light detail, which was almost as bad as the travesty that is the Union Jack flag.. but not. We explain the secret scientific principle that is ‘The Dick Effect’; VITAL information they INTENTIONALLY kept from us in school because they KNEW we would be too powerful! I reminisce about the tim...

Happy Friday one and all! We’re back atcha gang, with this week’s hot news from times gone by, the hbd’s, the rip’s, and celebrating the all important flares day- also known as bell bottoms for our international Geoffs! Join us as I take a trip down memory lane, and recount the tragic tale of the time I was targeted, and nearly mercilessly ploughed down by a man of the cloth, simply for wearing fl...

It's Friday again and apparently this friday is particularly good so they say. Join the two arseholes that are J and C on this week's rambling adventure where we wish a happy birthday to a famous napkin on the floor. We go back to our childhood days being railway children/kids/Gs and again an accidental bit of death and absolutely nothing about mermaids. Also this week we seem to end our 2 decade...

Roll up roll up this week’s episode is nearly here. We nearly gave up two mins into this one to head on down to wetherspoons for Reece with a spoons birthday but we made it through the ramble to bring you this past centuries hottest gossip.   We accidentally shit the Gryffindors and seals, so sorry for that but we bring you a load of positivity in the form of just death upon death and sexually fem...

Roll up roll up... Friday is nearly 'pon us and we're here again to bring you lucky folk the juicy news from the www.internets past and present. We badly delve back into the past about the Tzars and their sexy blood loving ways and how it all ends just a tad badly for them, and how Rasputin's penis may be in a jar and that's all we seem to know about him. We discuss historys biggest legal loophole...

Howdy ya’ll! Please join us on this week's feast of absolute drivel/excellence where J admits to trying to seal her own orphan status using an embarrassed cat as her weapon.   We bring you the hottest history gossip from a month (and a few hundred years) ago. Join us as we discover the juicy not so secrets of good ole Mary queen o' Scots and how the conversation seems to always come back to bolloc...

Beautiful folk of the world, it's nearly friday already and this week we'll be bringing you exclusive interviews from Farmer J about the infamous chicken/ferret/goat thefts that swept the UK leaving farmers quaking in their wooden shacks.   We also ponder the next victim of the curse of the banana bread and wonder if it will coincide with the predictions of Nostradamus or if the lizards will win t...

Happy Friday one and all! We are diving straight into the most important part of this special day, it’s national almond day! Hope you’ve got some crazy almond related activities planned to enjoy the day 🥜 On this day 100 years ago, old matey Howard Carter only went and unsealed King Tutankhamun’s tomb, leading to the widespread speculation of the curse of the mummy! There appears to be conflictin...