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This week on episode 28, we are coming at ya with the perfect guide to celebrating this special day that you didn’t know you needed! We hope you’ve got a stomach of steel and a self sufficient family. C is well in the throws of her current hyper fixation of UFO’s and the surprisingly plentiful accounts of encounters with our intergalactic neighbours in the Berwyn Mountains. We are thrilled to lear...

Happy first Friday of February! Fffffff! Today we are discussing the joys of living (and dying) in the 1300’s, and investigating why aliens favour visiting farms. Let us revisit the tales of the Welsh triangle, including various other visits from our intergalactic friends and why they’re probably better than Santa. Since the end of the world is nigh, we are appointing ourselves president because a...

Happy Friday you sexy lot! Hoping all those who observe the traditional new year are being treated well by 2024 thus far! We however, have opted to begin our new year in March, we can’t be expected to suddenly feel revived in the middle of this Baltic winter. The big topics we are debating this week include the question, ‘why aren’t we seeing white dog poo anymore?’ Is this a worldwide phenomenon?...

Good evening, DADDY! Here we are with our 25th episode! We are absolutely dying at the sky news man who made a very minor verbal malfunction which now will follow him around until his final days. I enjoyed quizzing C on her knowledge of the US states, where she equally enjoyed making up a whole new bunch of places where we will clearly be blamed for not knowing the prices of any McDonald’s branch...

Happy New Year you excellent beings! Roll up, roll up! Episode 24 is upon us and what more traditional way to see in the new year than to discuss, in which forms we will tolerate almonds and anything with similar flavours! Tune in to find out which of us will not take an almond! If you can contain yourselves from that excitement, we will be covering a whole array of various frozen things, such as,...

Hello hello hello our most excellent internet family! We are bringing Yuletide greetings and all the seasons festivities to sprinkle ‘pon thee 🎄 Digging around for the origins of Satan Claws himself, we have also discovered Icelands excellent Christmas tradition of the ‘Yule Lads’, which sounds like a bunch of lads out on the lash at Christmas and we are living for it ⛄️ Let’s also never forget...

Helllllooooooo and welcome to The 12 Days of Shitmas, a festive audio treat just for you! This week we are delving into the origins of the most disappointing tradition of the Yuletide, the Christmas cracker, which has victimised us both over the years in different ways, TUNE IN to find out how and why! There’s nothing more amusing than being publicly embarrassed by a shouty piece of cardboard with...

Get ready to hear me experience an extraaa long verbal malfunction today on BUTTSTUFF! “How is that any different to every other episode?” I hear you ask.. it isn’t. I just feel duty bound to prepare you for the same shit as every week. We are trying to celebrate Sammy Davis Jr’s birthday, but my mouth will not name him. ‘Tis 43 years since the shooting of John Lennon, or Mark David Chapman himsel...

Hehehey, episode 20 is on the way! This week in mushy news, I poorly and incorrectly half tell the story of the Australian mushroom murderer, and C does a far superior job of telling us the truly glorious tale of Theodore Hooker who was the eccentric mastermind behind the Berners Street Hoax. In other news, our TWITCH stream will be coming soon! Watch this space…! This is definitely not rushed.. n...

Happy Episode 19 friends of the world! This week we have a very special episode as we are joined by none other than the original Geoff! In the spirit of all things Geoff, we are discussing the comparisons between growing up in UK vs the USA.. and learning that terrorising the neighbourhood paedophile wasn’t commonplace for children on a worldwide scale! Furthermore we touch on the existence of the...

Episode 18 is ‘pon us ya’ll! Happy Birthdays to Whoopi, Gerry and the hubby of the poddy! Don’t you just hate it when the ceiling spontaneously collapses on the child you’re meant to be taking care of? Or you casually bowl it down the garden path? So far, fortunately only one of these things has happened to us, tune in to find out which! We are being inspired this week by the sexy men of the world...

Remember, remember, the 5th of November; Gunpowder, treason, and plot. But remember more fondly the 6th of November when BUTTSTUFF released their rot! Our resident pyromaniac explains the sinister reason we originally celebrated ‘bonfire night’, and lets us in on her first childhood experiences of robbing innocent pedestrians using a sort of ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ strategy with a poorly made manneq...

Happy Halloween and happy Episode 16 great mates of the world! Enjoy my dulcet tones from what sounds like another room, in another house, in another postcode. This is the result of my paranoia that I was shouting at you all, so I tried to compensate for it, badly. We start by discussing the ways Disney chose to traumatise us as children, mainly that C is troubled by the fact that her uncle didn’t...

Episode 15 is being delivered to thee our dearest pals pon de web! We are today celebrating Ryan Reynolds birthday! WITH a request that they take a leaf out of Romas book and alter Wrexam A.F.C’s team emblem to incorporate a Wolf breastfeeding maybe himself and Rob McElhenney..? C and I also wouldn’t mind if you used an effigy of ourselves. We are finally making good on our promise to learn about...

Episode 14 is upon us our dearest friends of the life! We are hard hitting journalists in this episode, get yourselves ready for the following take home messages…. This week featuring some bonus footage! We were interrupted so started again, apparently with considerably less desire to buffer our opinions on celebrities who look like they have bodies in their wardrobe. Happy Birthday John Mayer, yo...

Join us on BUTTSTUFF this week for episode 13 (ooooo 👻) where we unravel ‘The Curse of The Banana Bread’! Not forgetting the other curses which have been kindly bestowed upon us. This week we are ignoring a whole host of recording issues, namely the fact that I had to re-record over some corrupt audio which I’ve done seamlessly and no one will ever notice. We give a brief lesson in the history of...

This week we are coming at you from ‘The Bistro Set’ with some top tier sound effects! Featuring a guest appearance from ‘The Snuff’ who’s giving us grunting and heavy breathing throughout like a creepy caller, and my dribbling self who is exuding snot from every orifice at a rate of knots and it obviously sounds… sexy. Uncontrollable bodily functions notwithstanding, we are discussing the crazies...

Join us this week on BUTTSTUFF and enjoy our introduction to the Bull horn academy who’s curriculum, we are hopeful, covers all manner of large animal husbandry not excluding the national animal of Scotland; the majestic unicorn, the mascot of Wales; the dragon, and of course, ‘Howdy Doody’, the enormous, shotgun-riding bull we discuss in this weeks episode. Not happy with a dragon on our flag 🏴󠁧...

Episode 10 is upon us folks! Welcome back to Mondays! This week friends, we are learning all about the important events in history that they didn’t teach us in school! Had they adopted a more liberal approach to the content of the curriculum, extending to ‘The Great Australian Emu War’ of 1932, we may have attended more often, or at all. But fear not! Because we are here with the truth! We pay tri...

First snippet of our first experimental pilot! Bare with us guys, learning as we go here!