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Roll up roll up here's today's feast of audio drivel guaranteed to have you scratching your nogging... Come celebrate National sicky day with us by sodding everything off and eating prime rib for the Cordova Ice worm festival instead. Today we jingle on back to the day the music died (according to some) and how we were child labour, being forced to sing Buddy Holly songs to old folk in exchange of...

Happy days gentle greats! Here we are today ruining breakfast straight from the offset, and in true buttstuff fashion, somehow only getting worse as we bring you this day in Shitstory! We celebrate Cs best mate Thomas Crapper, and wonder if Pinocchio would have done a better job with the toilet. We burn through the Colney Hatch Insane Asylum fire, and even tickle your taste buds with some Jack the...

Hello great mates and fellow deejayyyhhs! Are you aware of penguins? Well strap yourselves in because it doesn’t end there! Once again, bringing you the shitstory of yesteryear! Come, join us, and bask in the glory of the nonsense! All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast!  Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️  🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are u...

Happy Calennig/ folk! Or if youre unable to commit to a year and decide to just celebrate on a leap year with us then just a simple iya will suffice. Here's episode 75 of ButtStuff, where your two favourite riddled idiots attempt to teach something from this day. Today we've got some top notch info on how to live your best life by singing and making a 3 legged union rep apple and the best way to s...

Welcome to 2025 Geoffs one and all! Let’s get through the grotesque annual pantomime that we know as ‘The New Year’ together. We will comfort your chilly audio receiving appendages with the sound of 2 idiots attempting to present information to you fine people, including the heartwarming news that someone went missing 52 years ago and was never seen again! Oh how we love such wholesome content, an...

Feliz navidad Geoff's one and all! Here's a special Christmas pressie for your lugholes! 🦻 We've got some excellent worldly Christmas traditions for them if you wanna feel festive and if you're feeling Grinchy then feel free to create a short film for Js cats. Join us on our newfound aspiration to be a big ole battle-axe due to our transformation into our parents as a side effect of binge watchin...

Our brain be fleeting so seasons greetings to one and all! And what a gift we have for your ears today. Journey through this day in Shitstory where we obviously start by mentally cover Forrest Gump in chocolate cos life is like a box of chocolates and you never know what you're gonna get. We chinwag through the newly declassified UFO videos that have been doing the rounds. Which inevitably end up...

Ho Ho Hola! Your weekly delivery of BS complete with festive jingle is upon us once more!  Happy Birthday to the world famous Cumberbatch Lady Girl, Dick Butkus, and Mrs NeedHams gastric siege. We kick off anti corruption day with some troubling information about the cesspit of lies that is daytime television, and the heavily rumoured conspiracy theories involving Angela the wasteman.  C explains...

Rrrrrrolllll up ya’ll we are sliding into December with all the popping shitstory from this day! Join us two dribbling degenerates for this weeks dose of verbal diarrhoea about old matey Pablo and all the work he did in the community, and not forgetting Ringo Starr’s tonsillectomy.  We celebrate the heroic rescue of John the cat, and C’s equally heroic self defence shit-in-a-bag wielding at an inn...

It's episode 69! Waheyy! 🍆 Come celebrate with the best buttstuff weirdos!   This week J personifies an unknown rapper trying to explain about Joe Dimaggio and Marilyn being together in a saucy way.   Talking about saucy ways, we romp through our favourite naughty injuries and wonder if it's acceptable to propose with a penis?   We also head back to the Nutty Putty Cave all spelunking but then re...

It’s that time again..! Let us master tea connoisseurs tickle your lugholes with our sweetness limits, whilst we judge those who are just raw dogging life with zero sugars. Absolute weirdos. Come saunter back to Jonestown with us, to fight Mr Muggs the chimp... Just don't drink the cool aid (.. it was actually flavor aid omm) We once again forget the NDA about dogs and cancer and a horse being a q...

*Insert general pleasantries here!* it's time for this week's episode of ButtStuff where we're pondering this day in Shitstory 🕰️ and bringing our essential findings on John Lennon's tragic penis.   Shimmy on over to hear ever so briefly about WW1 and how we cba going out for a walk in the rain nevermind fight for our country.   We try to discover why the government are trying to write braile on t...

Howdy reprobates of this alien riddled Earth. Join us for this week's episode of Buttstuff where we celebrate chicken lady day by not having a clue what on earth is going on.   We finally give our detective findings on the Diddy situation... relatively punctually too! The absolute bag of bog has the audacity to have a birthday on this day so naturally he's getting shat...   .. it turns out so are...

Dear established members of the good group. Here is the latest episode of ButtStuff! 🎉   Firstly we have the obvious comparison between Julia Roberts and a pocket bully and we're trying to figure out whose face has the widest diameter.   We also start rummaging around Joaquin Phoenix's birth records to check if C is making up an alter ego for him... Spoiler alert she actually isn't (this time)  ...

Hola manzanas! 🍏🍎 Roll up for this week's episode of ButtStuff... 🎉   This week we're aware of reptiles and their existence and apparently gotta spend the bloody day counting our buttons from the pile in the drawer.   We're lucky it's free speech week as we give our thoughts on Alec Baldwin and his rugby ball face all whilst giving our detective findings from behind the scenes of Rust.   We acc...

Oh happy days to our egg heads out there! We're here celebrating you bald free mavericks with the bollocks to expose your skull to the world! You hardened nutters!   We shoot back to a few US presidents today... Join us learning about one of the most prolific speeches in history... So prolific in fact that if it was made today it would even potentially end up on YouTube. What high praises.   We si...

Roll up roll up, come one and all!   Join us for all the animal news, as it's world animal week! 🦐🦬🐀 🐻Snuggle up for some more facts on all the fluffy little folk on this great earth.   J finally admits to attempted murder using a drama chair as a weapon. It's ok she has her comeuppance as she was nearly hung drawn and quartered by the same teacher who threatened C with tourettes.   And on the...

Happy International Podcast day you outstanding mortals 🎉 and what better way to celebrate than with your two favourite dribbling (butt) crack-pots.   Join us in trying to pitch a sequel to Edward scissorhands. Where he is just a man with hands. You're in for a roller coaster ride with this one..   .. talking about a man who could apparently do with some new hands we blindly smash through the his...

Happiest of Mabon festivities you sexy sods. Today we're plonking some celebrations on your lap in the form of feasts and fire... You know how C is a pyromaniac and all... 🔥            ..talking about fire we are also celebrating national Ginger day. And wondering how there seems to be so many more of you than there once were. Where are you all coming from?!   We're travelling back on our...

Happy happy Monday folk! 🦠 We're here again to provide your weekly feast of waffle, gossip and history! ⌛🧠   We're here celebrating C and only C apparently cos its pet rodent awareness week. Or something like that who even knows anymore.   We float into the history of the east Germany/London/Berlins balloon escape and how in our mind it was the worlds most fertile hot air balloon ride e...

Greetings upon you this fine Monday ya'll! We're here to improve your week once again, with a feast of ADHD filtered, unfiltered knowledge for you to dine on.   We've realised we've hit an age where grey men are phwoar, which means that we must be ageing just a little bit, much to our dismay. We are delving into the reigning monarchs of yesteryear, and querying who thought it could...

What a glorious weekend it has been Geoff's far and wide and we're here to make the abrupt end of it just a little sweeter by gloating about our annual pilgrimage to the Brecon Beacons 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿   We explain why our subconscious has been warning us about going on the trip and about how we were completely oblivious to this until aliens nearly stole us from the paranormal hotspot for a probe...

Well here we are this Monday once again! Making Mondays better, cos let's be fair, they're in desperate need of improvement.   Our maths is all off so we're trying to figure out how on earth we were around at the same time as Mother Theresa and we whinge about our ageing arthritic thumbs and it all makes sense.   There's a shit snippet about a bloke called John. Just John (of Bohem...

Well well well! Here we are on our last ever Friday penetrating your lugholes! It probably comes as no surprise to many of you that the Monday Police have been in relentless pursuit to get us back. Due to the overwhelming evidence that Mondays have significantly deteriorated since our move to Fridays.. we will be returning to Mondays henceforth! What can we say, except.. you're welcome 😇 We a...

Hello great mates can you believe it's Friday already again? Join us for this week's episode of ButtStuff. Jay goes back on forth on whether she fancies throwing herself from the brink of space or not. Coming to the conclusion that now we're in our 30s we ache at the mere thought of it.  We obviously are late to the Olympics situation but bring you our absolute favourite Olympian legen...