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Hello Geoffs one and all! We are back with a new, highly informative episode as per our usual scheduled programme. C has signed an NDA on crayfish, and wants no part of any party they may be having 🎉🦞🎊I wrestle with motherhood as we are joined by my eldest son, who has little to no spatial awareness and some kind of vendetta against audio equipment. Happy Birthday Enid Blyton; the literary moth...

Yo ho hello there lads and ladies! It's Monday again! Let's make it better shall we? Hop on over for this week's episode of Buttstuff!  J celebrates white wine day wrongly, with copious amounts of shandy, lager or mulled wine. No wonder shes spent her life fancying a saaaad brown bag. We celebrate national chocolate chip cookie day mulling over the most important question of... Would y...

Well hello there dear rowdy bunch, it’s Monday again would ya believe it? And we have a doozy of an episode for your ears and eyes once again!  We’ve gotta celebrate national milk chocolate day calling out for Romell... Where are ya mate? If you’re out there would you please consider giving us a loan for a 99 ice cream with a flake?  We swish through the US zombie apocalypse plans from CONPLAN 888...

CAUTION! Stop what you're doing right this second and sit down!… We have big news for episode 100! 🎉 Would you believe we made it?!  So first of all.... Against the wishes of our solicitors, our family, and the onion man.. we’ve decided to show our faces to the masses!  We celebrate some rather special HBD’s with a VERY special guest… The giant ginger cryptid, politician, ayyynd podcaster Ben...

Happy episode 99 ya’ll! We are coming atcha with some more tales from this day in history in the Wild West (aka our Nans living room), specifically for the notorious outlaw- William the Child. We attempt to make a reconstituted human being out of the various body parts we’ve accumulated over the years, and rejoice at the excellent news that Swedish hens are free! Not at the same time of course. Tu...

‘Ave a load of this stupendously on time episode where we delve into the glory days of the Wild West in the late 1800’s, a favoured holiday destination of mine.. Not to mention, browns hole 🕳️ Just in case you didn’t catch it, C’s been on HOLIDAY! And while she was on HOLIDAY, getting all TANNED and REJUVENATED… well you’ll have to listen to find out the rest, I cannot be trusted to impart the cor...

Hey chums! It's your favourite inept idiots bringing you bollocks and this day in shitstory! We celebrate social media day by reminiscing about our html coding emo MySpace days. And discussing why Linkedin is so horny and kinky. We go on yet another patriotic rant about the insanity around the lost villages of Epynt and Chapel Celyn. J goes and gets tinnitus stricken rabbits and rabbi confused. An...

It's Monday and we are here... Making them ok? Celebrating my porridgey Nan who may or may not be on the gins and coke on a night out with Jesus. Detroit pizza enters the chat on its day. Leaving us all hungry considering we never knew it existed.. maybe we'd have known previously if our career in investigative journalism wasn't halted with a sad sad typewriter incident. Some Harry Potter bollock...

Hear ye hear ye! It's Monday again! It may be a little late in the day but that's cos we're 5 episodes off having a letter from the sausage finger king so we've been planning our affairs around that. We've brought J's kinky lil bastards along for Bring your cat to work day... They cannot believe that Tupac and Madonna were together either. And of course what's an episode of Buttstuff without us be...

Come one come all! It's Monday again can you believe it! We're here after a lil break and bringing you this day in shitstory. We celebrate Donald duck, the creepy trouserless bastard as it's Donald duck day. Also be around to witness J getting Winnie the Pooh and C3P0 confused. We ember back to Sydney to discuss the Luna Park fire... Where everything once again seems corrupt! Or maybe C was involv...

Hello and welcome to the nonsense! This is not late in any way shape or form.  It’s so on time in fact that I have little to no recollection of its contents. Except…  Cheese 🧀  Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from... 🫛🎙️  🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered.. sorry, we can't help it 🔞  . . . #buttstuffpodcast #podcast #makingmondaysbetter #hbd #R...

Howdy grand greats of the wirral... It's Monday again can you believe it! We're here bringing you this day in shitstory. Today we celebrate gardening and our desire to devour the Bruce Bogtrotter cake. We're all here motorboating some sort of edible arrangements for our own pleasure. We weep our way through the life of Queen Charlotte and blubber back to the days of Seabrook crisps and the noteboo...

Hello check 1, 2... It's Monday again! And here we are with our weekly dose of Buttstuff shenanigans. And what a treat for the ears we've got for you today! We celebrate national women's checkup day revisiting how we may need a support group from the Phwoar Man. Poor Doris! We've got the usual HBDs celebrating the best Tony Hawk lookalike's birthday.... Tony Hawk himself.. and apparently this must...

Happy Monday Mofos! The ButtStuff girls are back yet again making it that little bit better! Today we're taking you out of this world for national astronaut day. It's a very short lived section so youre not even up there as long as Katy Perry though sorry. We plunder to the depths of the Titanic once again. We must be as much as a glutton for punishment and sinking ships as our great mate...

Guess who's back... back again. BUTTSTUFF’s back. Tell your nans? And tell them were bringing this day in Shitstory! Today we're making Mondays greater with a billion frog shenanigans including the worst frogspawn recipe. We've got some sort of mutiny on some sort of Bounty.... It's handy to know how easy it is to go and start a brand new commune after all! All this and a whole lot...

Can you bloody believe it’s Monday again? But fear not, at least we’re here once again with this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast.. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! For episode 88 we reminisce about our fat girl past and become pensioners for Gardening day! Noone can tell us we're not versatile. Hop aboard the last minute train as J crashes through the birthdays of this day in an e...

Happy Beer day to all our pals around the world 🌎 heres this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! Today we celebrate all the B things whilst J baths herself in beer in all the excitement. We trot on back to the days of Dick Penis Erection Turpin just a little. Cos C is the laziest sod in the land this week with zero excuses. Also what's a Buttstuff ep...

Howdy folk 🎉 Heres this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! Today we celebrate Tater day with another food ramble wondering the logistics of poaching a potato and pondering if it's a good idea for McDonald's to start offering sex toys. We ramble back to the Glory days of 1889 when the Eiffel Tower was built. Listen to find out why it may soon bec...

Sunday monday happy days to you all and here we are with another episode of Buttstuff... bringing you the best bits from this day in shitstory! We bring you our favourite stories of how we ruined every cocktail under the sun and why J can only drink beer now as she is an elderly pub man. We ferry back to the rough seas of the Isle of Wight, blabbering on about the HMS Eurydice and wondering what s...

Happy St Paddy's Day you grand dukes of the world! Today we're bringing you more magic from this day in shitstory... We have an atom of information on St Patrick.. just a little bit though so tune in for us blaming the schools once again for our idiocy. We have a nap to explore the astral realms, going back to our great mate and fellow DJ Dr Robert Monroe, luckily we weren't sleepwalking this time...

Chums! Would you believe that we've got another Monday already, but alas Here we are making it all better, bringing you another day in Shitstory! It's a Mario day. So we're here blabbering on about how J was obviously a neglect child and was raised using a brick for entertainment instead. We're also flabbergasted at Bagpipe day and trying to figure out wagwan with the schools and why they were gat...

Happy Monday one and all! Here we are making it all better, bringing you another day in Shitstory! We wonder what Joan Rivers would do with opposable thumbs whilst fondly reminiscing about the time J raised an attempted murderer, and wonder if we could've changed things by being less Scar from the Lion King. We have a big ole meat filled day today celebrating Canadian Bacon and the Kentucky Meat S...

It's Monday again Motherhumpers! And what a treat we've got for you today pondering this day in Shitstory! We simply can't believe our chive, or that Dehoop was last seen by her sister in the 1600s. Lets hope she changed her identity and is living her best life. We figure out the best way to end the Russia - Ukraine war by putting ourselves in the firing line. And finally and definitel...

Happy Cabbage day you glorious creatures... Tune in for celebrations with ButtStuff podcast, where we ponder this day in Shitstory! Today we've got C fan girling about Paris Hilton and we're lucky she actually stuck around to complete the episode cos she's now off to propose. We've apparently got some hard hitting news about Jack the Ripper... Or a redo actually cos J wasn't us...

Slay Geoffs! It's time for this weekly verbal dumpage of Buttstuff... Where we deliver this day in history with a side of tasty tasty buffoonery. Today we explain how NOT to celebrate flannel day, or poop day. Who'd have thought the two would mingle so hideously. We've got too many Shirley's spoiling the broth but today we hop onto the good ship lollipop (or terrible dinghy pickled...