Butter Legs

Sin shares a recent, not-so-graceful experience with Instacart. We choose our next movies using a new randomized method developed by Alex. Also, we play What Are Butter Legs!

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988). Put it on screen. Contains a parody of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen.

Hellraiser (1987). Hey Butter Leggings, have you ever played that Connections game? Sure you have. Everybody has, right? Well, if you have, it certainly helps with understanding the part where we talk about Connections for a long time. Don't worry, we also bring you our legally-obligated section about Jeopardy! Contains a parody of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by Bill Danoff, Taffy Nivert, and Jo...

Alien 3 (1992), Alien: Resurrection (1997), Alien: Romulus (2024). Butter Leggings, we need to have a good long talk about other peoples' liquids. Join us, won't you?

Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986). Hey Butterleggings. Take from us… don't leave your eggs cookin' too long.

Colorado Christmas (2023). Happy holidays from all of us here at Butter Legs. Please enjoy our music inspired by a frustrating movie about onion who buys oatmeal. "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" was written by Rod Stewart, Carmine Appice, and Duane Hitchings.

Prometheus (2012) and Alien: Covenant (2017). Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, you could, you do, you met Rod Stewart in a rest stop in Iowa? Also, we set ourselves up for success for a secret holiday episode. Contains a short clip of "Young Turks" by Rod Stewart.

Blade Runner (1982) and Blade Runner 2049 (2017). Hey Butter Leggings, what's that article that you wear when you're getting a haircut? Who invented the moustache? Where do bio-engineered human rights begin? You know, all of life's big questions. "Wallace" composed by Hans Zimmer and Benjamin Wallfisch. "Cornfield Chase," "Why So Serious," "Games," and "Gom Jabbar" composed by Hans Zimmer. "Bright...

Huge thanks to Misha Moon for her poem "Labyrinth." The Butter Hosts also play What Are Butter Legs, have a spelling bee (with a twist), and share songs inspired by the movie "Labyrinth." Contains a clip of "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might be Giants. Contains a clip of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie. Contains a cover of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie.

Have you ever thought real hard about what the lyrics of "Born in the USA" mean to you? No, you haven't, because you can't understand most of the words Bruce emits from his face. Contains two covers and one lyrical adaptation of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen. Contains short clips of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen.

Dr. Strangelove (1964). You just watch, Butter Legs is once again going to steer the entertainment industry. We did it for Ewoks, Reba, and Ben Franklin. Now hold on to your butts for "Dumb Santa." Includes a lyrical adaptation of "Got Me Under Pressure" by ZZ Top.

The Last Vampire on Earth (2010). Uuu em gee! This movie is easily in the top 10 of Twilight-inspired films with heavy Christian undertones that came out in 2010... easily.

The Abyss (1989). Nope! Glen Campbell.   Includes: a parody of "Kiss on my List" by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of "Private Eyes" by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of "You Make My Dreams" by Daryl Hall & John Oates a cover of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles

Robowar (1988). I scream, you scream, we all scream for Reb Brown! So get ready for some sweet guitar solos as we slowly meander through the jungles. Includes a clip of "Epic" by Faith No More.

Die Hard (1988). First of all, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is definitely about the real Santa Claus. Second, your clothes should have secret napkins. Join us as we play "What Are Butter Legs - Die Hard edition." Contains a parody of "Mary, Did You Know" by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene. Contains a clip of "Rain Is a Good Thing" by Luke Bryan Contains a clip of "Cowboys and Plowboys" by Jon Par...

Halloween (1978). Ooo. So many spooky details in today's episode! Thrill as Jay talks for like an hour about a sales call he had. Become bewitched as Alex talks about seeing the Atlanta Rhythm Section on TV. You know, just typical Halloween ghost stories.

Jaws (1975). Sin, Jay, and Alex created new movie trailers for Jaws and also some really great music, of course. Sin recalls some odd details about a recent court case. Alex wears a onesie. Jay went to the DMV. Contains a sample of "Let the Poison Spill from your Throat" by The Faint. Contains a sample of "Stayin' Alive" by The BeeGees.

Alternate titles for today's episode: Butteronxia - My Moderate to Severe Butter Legs - The Amazing Brevo - Just One More Thing about Pizza. Which movies will the Butter Hosts suggest this time? What do you, the Butter Leggings, think we should make music for?

We've got a secret fourth of July episode conveniently being released many days later. Took a while cause we had a hard days work driving a tractor and contemplating our corn. Contains covers of "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.

Jeepers Creepers (2001) and West Side Story (2021). Coming to you live from Soggy Boggy Bottom State Park, it's Butter Legs! So, incorrectly order some nachos, pop a DVD in your VCR, and join us as for these movies that are both received a rating of like a 5.2 out of 1 out of 10. Contains clips, parodies, and lyrical adaptations of songs from West Side Story all written by Stephen Sondheim and Leo...

The Land Before Time I (1988) and XIV (2016). We done got Reba rolled, ya'll! Now, you might think as we did, "This is going to be about dinosaurs." Wrong! This is a total Reba McEntire experience. Contains a parody of "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones.

Logan's Run (1976). This is the episode we made for "everyone." We play "What Are Butter Legs?" Also, we talk about zebras, pirates, boxes, and elevators. Contains a cover of "Roads" by Portishead. Contains a cover of "One Sweet Day" by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men. butter legs butterlegs

Poltergeist (1982). Join us as we listen to a story about Butter Legs which was written by artificial intelligence. Also Alex issues a song challenge to you Butter Leggings! butter legs butterlegs

Enemy Mine (1985). Did you know Sin is zygodactylous which allows her to perch upon tree branches? We also discuss generic brands and getting-to-know-you sessions at work. Contains a cover of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News. butter legs butterlegs

The Lawnmower Man (1992). It's an early 90's adventure of virtual reality, landscaping, and bare man-chests. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine the smell of this movie - which has a wang to it. We also discuss the Stephen King short story that the movie is NOT based on and the very unfortunate sequel, Lawnmower Man 2, released in "the future." Contains a parody of "Do You Believ...