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This episode is like 1.5 hours, but most of it is a review of Ernest Saves Christmas. Sin, Jay, and Alex had some really good movie suggestions. Join us to find out which ones we'll be watching in the next Butter Legs Episode. Also, please enjoy our music inspired by Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Contains a parody of "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" by Jim Croce. butter legs...

Hocus Pocus 2 (2022). Another secret Halloween ruined. Hocus Pocus 2 is the Andy Williams of spooky movies; not objectionable to most people and without any unexpected happenings. It's the space within mediocrity that makes us feel super uncomfortable, as if an old man is touching you lightly with the back of his hand. "Rock and Roll All Nite" was written by Kiss. butter legs butterlegs

Fight Club (1999) and Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994). What once was thought lost, we give you this rare gift. The Butter Legs crew have a recording of the never-before-heard musical "Vampire Sam's Club: Don't Forget the Hot Dogs." "Love Bites" was written by Def Leppard.

Memento (2001). Pour yourself a big bowl of Count Chocula (or tiny Frosted Flakes) and 'member this cinematic masterpiece with us. Includes a lyrical adaptation of "Photograph" by Nickelback.

Clash of the Titans (1981). Everyone (literally everyone) continues to demand that we talk about Jeopardy! more. So, here it is. The song "He's Got a Vision" contains interpolations of "Light My Fire," "Hello, I Love You," "Touch Me," and "Love Her Madly" by The Doors. "Donkey Kong Lizard" is a parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones. "Chunkin' & Windin'" written and performed by Eddie...

Bug (1975). Join us as we listen to terrible text to speech, discuss insect copulation, and look at Birdo fan art. We also have some more thoughts about the show Jeopardy! This episode contains a parody of "Love Will Keep us Together" written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield.

Independence Day (1996). We explore the mysterious thresholds of what constitutes a correct response on Jeopardy!. Also, it's about time for the US national anthem to get a facelift, wouldn't you say? Well, here's three options for a new one.

The Batman (2022). Let's talk about food rules. Lemme hear you if you like those shells and cheese! Now make some noise for the orange powder! Also, Grampuh Galaxy stops by to discuss "A Batman." This episode contains multiple covers of the song "Something in the Way" by Nirvana.

Soylent Green (1973) - it's a movie in which Charlton Heston loves his little Grampuh Hobbit so much. "Jolene" was written by Dolly Parton. "Blowing in the Wind" was written by Bob Dylan. "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" was written by Denniz Pop and Max Martin.

Hey, what's that in the sky? It's the wee wee symbol! We made six songs for this episode. Three inspired by a cereal box activity and three inspired by A Nightmare on Elm Street. "I Only Have Eyes for You" was written by Harry Warren and Al Dubin.

Terminators IV - VI. Terminator Salvation (2009), Terminator Genisys (2015), Terminator: Dark Fate (2019). This episode is largely about Jason Clarke's distracting face. Also, this episode features more ventriloquism performed by us. It is nearly impossible to tell which parts are the ventriloquism. "If I Only Had a Heart" was written by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg.

Terminators I - III. The Terminator (1984), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003). These movies raise so many questions for us. Why does your leg sometimes vibrate? What do shoulder blades do? Do birds pee? This episode includes a parody of Cryin' by Aerosmith.

Alternate title: Terminator 7: Terminator Twins: A Danny Devito Terminator Christmas. It's time to choose our next set of movies to make music inspired by for do not nice people be listen on the podcast it is when speaking bony assfish.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) and The Mighty Ducks (1992). You Butter Leggings let us know that we should talk about these two movies. The natural next step is to create a futuristic audio play that brings both movies into the same universe. Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" was written by Joe Elliott, Robert John "Mutt" Lange, Phil Collen, Steve Clark, and Rick Savage.

Shifter (1999) aka Shapeshifter. Ok, so pretend you have like 8 bad movies and you squish them all together into one. We are also graced with a performance by a 4th grade choir, an episode of Lawrence Welk, and a forgotten hit by Air Supply (and an accompanying remix from 1994).

Twilight (2008). A story about a noodley-legged, vegetarian, hatchback-driving vampire. Also, life hack, order extra sauce at Pizza Hut and they will teach you how to make pizza.

Stargate (1994). But first - an anatomy lesson. Then we answer "What would the soundtrack to Stargate sound like if Disney had made this movie?"

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964). We present some alternate songs that could have been used in the classic movie. Also, we get a call from Sanna Clause, who likes microwaved burritos.

Grease (1978). It's hydromatic, it's problematic, it's the 21,440th review of Grease. NOBODY HAS SAID WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SAY! John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, air humping; it's all here. Also, the Emperor joins in on the fun.

National Treasure (2004). 5, 4, 3, National Treasure! The story of a droopy-faced man who steals one sheet of paper. All told through the lens of mediocrity, too! By the way, we are so good at vetriloquism. Notice how you cannot see our lips move at all.

Alternate title: Michael Behind. We use our patented* process of picking the next movies for the podcast. Which movies did we pick? Listen and find out! Oh, and we also recreate the demo song from a 1989 Yamaha PSS-80 keyboard. Hear our demo recreations at https://butterlegspodcast.com/keyboard *absolutely not patented

The Godfather (1972). Long-ass movie. Sin liked it. In this episode, Lieutenant Columbo investigates one of the crimes from the movie. A child screams about chicken. Also, what would a Godfather theme have sounded like if the Beastie Boys had made it?

The Fast and the Furious (2001). Starring either The Rock or Vin Diesel - Sin is not quite sure which. We had a great time talking about this movie's tuna salad sandwiches and omnipresent perspiration. We also thought we could improve the movie by convincing Alfred Hitchcock to make his own version... it did not go well.

Space Jam (1996). Come on and slam and dunk it with yo hands. Sin, Jay, and Alex are joined today by the 4th host of Butter Legs, Emperor Palpatine. Join us in our discussion about Michael Jordan, the Looney Toons, and, of course, some really great commercials.

Labyrinth (1986). Chilly down with us, Jennifer Connelly, and David Bowie's famous crotch. We talk about the other choices for Jareth the Goblin King that could have happened. Test your knowledge in a little quiz about Jennifer, Bowie, and Henson. Also, please enjoy some commercials from 1986.