...but with coffee

We review Audrey’s Blend from Brown County Coffee cold brewed while lamenting broken toes, what does being American even mean, what it’s like to have ADHD and work in silence.

We review Audrey’s Blend from Brown County Coffee while lamenting over Denver house prices while we buy followers, and how everything you see online is fake.

We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock (again, finally finished) while calmly discussing how you’d want to die if you found yourself adrift in space, and finding out that you can buy Instagram followers.

We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock while going on about taking it too hard in recreational sports, rats in your group, lines in loyalty, and bank robbery.

We review Cold Brewed Trailside from RothRock and go on about SpongeBob, softball, and when you’re an adult.

We cold brew review Bear Meadows from RothRock and go on about the continue fight to get off our phones, perfect crops, and falling to addiction.

We review Andre’s Signature Blend from The Roaster Coffee Company. However, this time we brew it with six different brewers: v60, Clever Dripper, AeroPress, Pulsar, Ceado Hoop, Espro Bloom.

We review Ridgeline from Rothrock Coffee and talk about surviving a plane crash and free falling, making C-SPAN worth watching, and dueling pistols.

We review Creekside from Rothrock and go on about Air B&B, Home Alone, and assassinations.

We review Trailside from Rothrock and talk about Rumbas, comedy and music offending people, and autism.

We review Bear Meadow from Rothrock Coffee while going on about wake up machines, dirty people, and our daily day dreams.

We review Singlespeed from Rothrock, again, but this go around it’s cold brewed. All while discussing the finer points of men in casual button ups, who take it all the way to the throat. Plus, the wrong way to make a burger.

We review Singlespeed from Rothrock Coffee and ramble about animals seeing spirits, the sad state of the presidential race, and how war brings countries together.

We review Double Espresso Cold Brew from High Brew Coffee and ramble about self help seminars, pyramid schemes, Dollar General, and umbrellas.

We review Buckle Down from Good Citizen Coffee Co and wonder what we all did before the Internet, dad rock, and should we destroy the World Wide Web. Links: https://goodcitizencoffee.com

We review Guatemala from Happy Day Brands while talking about photos and slowly deteriorating into sad rambles about fair trade coffee. Links: https://www.happydaybrands.com/collections/all-coffees

We review a Mocha Old Fashioned with coffee recipe while yapping about trolling a protest, pirates, and the difference between savages and gentleman.

We review Four Lefty’s from Novo Coffee while chatting about OJ, the size of space, karma, and the existence of aliens.

We review Nitro Cold Brew from Novo Coffee while rifling through coming across a man or bear in the wild and whether or not numbers have friends.

We review Bonita Springs from Novo Coffee while rambling about AI companions, and how companies are pulling college degrees from their job requirements, and misdemeanors.

We review Pinavete Maracaturra from Novo Coffee and discuss a lyricist take on different aspects of our emotions.

We review Peru from City Girl Coffee and talk about the weight of books, cutting the grass, and making money doing something you wouldn’t expect. Links: https://www.citygirlcoffee.com

We review Otto from Script coffee while talking about neighborhood animals, being a snob, and the rigidity of concrete. Links: https://script-coffee.com

We review Brazil Afasa MicroLot from Coda Coffee while talking about depressing lyrics, and food dyes.

We review Direct To from On The Ball and go on about ruining food, oil, trying to swallow, and a radical coffee shop. Links: https://ontheballcoffee.com