...but with coffee

We review Phantom Limb blend from Huckleberry Roasters while talking about the differences between men and women when it comes to public nudity and car repairs.

We review House Blend from Coda Coffee while talking about fandoms, cell phone addictions, being over budget, and the whistleblower suicide.

We review Spirit Mountain from Sagrado Coffee while witnessing a tumbleweed storm, introducing the Ceado Hoop brewer, and not enough kitchen space.

We review Pink Borbon Punch from Contempo Roast and go on about lines in comedy, personal preferences, and fruit rankings.

We review Sumatra Mutu Batak from Carabello (Yeah, I know, another one) while running through all our brewing methods and over protecting kids.

We review Festivity Blend from Temple Coffee Roaster while discussing the pretentious vibes of coffee, sleep studies, and switching desks.

We review Bus Blend from Uncle LeRoy’s Coffee while discussing the ins and outs of getting into coffee roasting.

We review Chapeau! from Domestique while we discussing dumping a fish tank, different types of “country” folk, and the fury of sports. Links: https://www.domestiquecoffee.com

We review a Zero Proof Espresso Martini recipe while rambling about Reddit communities, taking the internet too far, and deleting notifications. Recipe Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2NbKmXLlxp/?igsh=MWJkbzljcnhocmRvOA==

We review Enthusiasm by Poppets Coffee while carrying on about who or what is right, if the fact the world is permeated by bad news are what make us continue the storyline, and changing what we want. Links: https://poppetscoffee.com

We give the IPA coffee from Carabello the cold brew treatment, to see if that improves the taste. All while rambling about drinking too much water, unintentionally starting a farm, chemicals in the food, and what the suburbs are.

We review Columbia IPA from Carabello while talking through mental improvement tactics and our first paycheck purchase.

We review Monarch from Onyx while talking about bloodletting, Christmas trees listening in, coffee on the battlefield. Oh, and there’s music.

We review Geometry from Onyx and discuss divorce, relationships, growing up divided, and connecting virtually.

We review Southern Weather from Onyx and tear into horror films.

We review Cold Brew from Onyx while going on about what we’re thankful for, families, hitting the bottom, confident street fighters, and weak genes.

We review Ethiopia Ayla Bensa Bombe from Onyx while learning about pears, discussing how to making salad the right way, and navigating technical difficulties.

We review Kenya Gachatha AA while going on about being disappointed by product research, shipping prices, and sports betting.

We review Burundi Long Miles Gaharo Natural from Onyx while talking about comedy movies, why men need to die for something, how most companies don’t make anything, and breakaway nations. Links: http://onyxcoffeelab.com

We review Kenya Keringa PB from Onyx while talking about flight certification, and how to pay for school. Links: https://onyxcoffeelab.com

We review the 4th annual Darkest Day from Folly while talking about war and bear attacks.

We compare coffee brewed at two different ratio: 12:1 and 16:1. All while discussing why humans celebrate debauchery, and if we’re just existing outside our optimal design.

We review Doubleshot Daybreak an Imperial Coffee Vanilla Cream Ale from Wolfs Ridge Brewing while yammering on about drinking, pickling, and coming back.

We review Honduras San Marcos from Seedhouse while running through conflicting feelings and which one to believe, meeting a person with crazy ideas, and how one gets sucked into conspiracy theories.

We review Migration Blend 6.1 from Sweet Bloom while lamenting finding mold, tower tattoos, and TikTok gangs.