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We review Caturra Washed from Lardera Coffee Rosters drinking warm beer, the DMV, nursing homes, and friend groups.

We review Tipica Honey from Lardera coffee roasters and ramble about saving change, keyboard trays, perhaps why you shouldn’t imitated rich people, and how to scratch your balls.

We review Day 12 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Jubilation Blend and talk about streaming music, having different music taste than your friends, EDM, Geocities, and new cars adventures.

We review Day 11 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Honduras El Puente Geisha and discuss the ongoing stolen car caper, being furniture poor, and how single men live, apparently.

We review Day 10 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Colombia Papaya Osmotic Honey and discuss dentist trips, what makes a beverage a daily driver or more common versus a special occasion, and when to die on a hill.

We review Day 9 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: El Salvador Los Naranjos SL-28 and lament more car woes, the possibilities of getting a 2nd job, feeling the pain of the “recession”, and taking on unscrupulous side gigs.

We review Day 8 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Ethiopia Sidama Honey and yammer about riding a motorcycle in the rain, poor friend groups, soft pretzels, and snow driving adventures.

We review Day 7 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Costa Rica Rivense Special Fermentation, whilst remembering elementary school teachers, discussing Jesus, wasting time learning things you’ll never use, cortisol dumps and the first season of True Detective.

We review Day 6 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Nicaragua La Bendicion Maracaturra Honey and discuss how to summon snow, pronouncing Crayon, and how kids try and get attention.

We review Day 5 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Kenya Kirinyaga KII AA while lamenting continues car woes, ungrateful gift getters, friends and clothing choices, and a butchered Lord of the Rings analogy.

We review Day 4 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Honduras El Puente Java Anaerobic Natural, while rambling about flooded basements, what temp is a fever, and working on an oil rig.

We review Day 3 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Guatemala Los Dos Socios and chat about elderly dogs, a story about flooded basement, and water pump failures.

We review Day 2 of Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas: Honduras La Orquidea Anaerobic Honey; and discusses yearly price hikes, inside activities done outside, and backpacking alone.

We review Columbia Gold Washed Pink Bourbon from Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas whilst reliving Nick’s festive week, what it would be like to run from the police, and how’d you take save the day from terrorists.

We review Papa New Guinea from Lost Coffee and and learn all about high powered flashlights. Links: https://www.lostcoffee.com

We review cold brew from Nyguen coffee and why gambling takes thick skin, and holidays with family.

We review Unsweetened Medium Roast cold brew from La Colombe and carry on about how did we know to cut the umbilical cord, and claiming Thanksgiving from your parents, on how much a pinch of salt is, and too much turkey.

We review Cold Brewed Darkest Day and discuss becoming degenerate gamblers.

We review the annual coming of Darkest Day from Folly Coffee and go on about voting, birds aren’t real conspiracy, being in awe of the world. Links: http://follycoffee.com

We review House of Loud’N cold brewed from Loud N’ Roasted and discuss why they’re putting fish in milk, eating Chinese food and the last time a U.S. Presidential election was a blow out.

We review House of Loud’N and ramble about selling out to the YouTube algorithm, renting a billboard, and Reddit being a psyop.

We review Guatemala cold brewed from Loud ‘N Vibes while discussing witnessing a crime, and being intentional in life’s pursuit.

We review Guatemala from Loud ‘N Roasted and yammer about…dick stories, going back to school late in life, starting a business off the shoulders of others, all the bills.

We review Loud n’ Vibes cold brew style from Loud N’ Roasted and learning about rain, dry steak, and text polls.

We review Loud n’ Vibes from Loud ‘N Roasted and the pointlessness of fantasy football, and losing friends via text messaging, and furries.