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Ronald takes a dip in a not-so-lazy river only to find himself at the mercy of the rushing rapids. Luckily he quite literally bumps into Vance McKnaff who guides them both to the safety of land. But McKnaff may not be the hero that he seems... Follow us on instagram https://www.instagram.com/butthatsapod/ Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/butthatsapod Visit us at https://www.butthatsapodcas...

Matthias takes to the road in a truly windowless van to escape some government goons hunting down his most recent interviewee. All of the stress gets to him and, like a responsible adult, he seeks therapy to resolve his issues. He's given a recommendation for a top therapist in Indianapolis, Xavier Posada, but his methods are unusual to say the least. Follow us on instagram https://www.instagr...

Ronald gets swept up, literally, by a barnyard animal stampede caused by blue ribbon ranked hog hollerer Lynette Grynsock. This wave of hogwash carries him all the way to Austin, Texas where he happens upon Len Kougler, a southwestern radio and television personality with many ties to the local community. But even with all the fame and adoration, Len holds a secret sadness close to his heart. Will...

The Headlines! have come to an end. The Empty Jar Network has put a stop to the weekly news show after Matthias and Ronald stuck their damn necks out for the fact checkers. Why would they do that? What have the fact checkers ever done for them? Crap, looks I'm out of work as well. Thanks a lot you big doofuses! See you in the funny papers... NOT! Join Matthias and Ronald each month as they tra...

Sock Goblins are becoming a real nuisance in New York City, but Matthias thinks he has uncovered the solution. Lucky's Laundromat boasts a "no sock left behind" guarantee thanks to the help of Randy, their resident Laundry Shaman. Randy's services come with a price though, one that Matthias isn't sure he can afford. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the sc...

A big splash was made at the DebuTech Ball this year, and it wasn't just the cannonball robot. The NannyBot3000 appeared on the scene and stole the hearts of the attendees before making a huge faux pas. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com or @butthatsa...

Joe Manidbow took the world of Frozen Yogurt by storm when he created the Froyo Dojo. But Matthias has some ideas that he thinks would improve the business tenfold. After countless attempts at getting Mandibow's attention he uses his last recourse, this podcast, to implore Mandibow to hear him out. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines fr...

A reunion for the hit film Rat Race goes terribly wrong when their [redacted airline name]thwest flight suffers a catastrophic engine failure. Everyone seems to have their own opinion on how to handle the situation. But who will save the day? A young and confident internet influencer, or this flight's precocious pilot? Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weir...

Matthias is abducted by a bus full of Omaha-bound grannies who plan to use him for nefarious deeds. During a quick stop in Columbus, Ohio he's able to make a break for it, but due to his dirty duds he can't seem to get anyone to listen to him. In an effort to freshen his attire he heads to the nearest department store where he encounters Leonard Parfum, Columbus's number one Scentsatio...

In an effort to increase tourism and morale the city of Reno, Nevada has opted to go for a makeover. The Artichoke Palm Hotel and Casino is the first in a long line of buildings to get a facelift, but when things go awry and the budget can't cut it the city seeks creative solutions to their problem. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from...

Some bulls just can't be tamed, and that's no exception for one rowdy bovine that escaped the touring Running of the Bulls and found himself in a sleepy town in New Jersey. But it's not a lawless town and the constable is on the hunt for whoever's been leaving large mammal droppings in his city. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from acro...

Be careful who you ambush in an interview and throw cold coffee on. They might just hunt you down until you have to live a simple life on the prairies of New Jersey eating cattails and sweatin' through your Ugg boots. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com or...

As more and more animals take up jobs in the private sector we've seen a rise in reports of disgruntled employees causing incidents prior to quitting. One such pelican decided he had enough while ball collecting the annual Pebble Beach golf tournament and let the party guests know just how he felt using his powerful cloaca. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the...

Ronald finds himself on the road selling out venues across the united states doing performances with a particularly gifted pig. While in the south he ends up in Little Rock Arkansas where he discovers Lynette Grynsock, a state fair champion. "Champion of what?" you may ask. If you ask her, she'll tell you it's a shorter list for  first prize ribbons she hasn't won. Follow us on instagram http...

We all know that the late great King of Rock n' Roll, Elvis Presley, had the moves when it came to the moving those hips. But some posthumous rifling of his former residence has revealed that there was a mysterious force at play which might have added some unnatural elements to his groove. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the...

The jury is in and Pope Hats are out! Now that Il Papa's look has gone out of style he's got to find a new look. But which hat will he choose? Bowler? Top? Bucket? Whichever he chooses he'll need to do quickly because his big rap battle against the Dalai Lama is coming up and he's got to look his freshest. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headline...

Matthias finds himself at the center of a murder investigation after Hampton Corvin, his most recent interviewee, has a run-in with the bottom of a staircase. After a brief stint in the birdcage, he's released as a free man onto the streets of Washington D.C. The first order of business is to buy a new pocket-watch, perhaps symbolic of the time he lost while incarcerated. And what better place to...

The King of Koopas himself has grown tired of terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom. He's turned over a new Super Leaf, honing his cooking skills at the local Fogo De Chao. But it's not hard to go from King to Goomba, and Bowser has much to learn in this new world of find dining. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit...

A world famous artist of many mediums is unexpectedly struck by lightning. However the miraculous event did not kill the artist, but gave him insight into the future of the pieces he paints. We've set up a session with this self-proclaimed Nastradom-brush and are here to report the futuristic findings. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines fr...

Scandal strikes famed New York City candle store, Moby Wick, in the form of a late night vandalization. But could this vandalization also be considered a work of art in its own right? It all depends on how you spin it, and that's what one intrepid public relations person is determined to do. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across t...

After getting mixed up in the Kansas City (Kansas) Mafia, Ronald finds himself in a train car full of flamingos being delivered to Richard "Dickie" DuBois, a tamer of beasts and general adventurer. But things aren't all that they seem in Dickie DuBois's Glass Menagerie Zoo Emporium Behind Steel Bars, and Ronald is determined to find out the truth behind this eccentric animal engineer. Follow us on...

'Tis the season! Old Saint Nick has his passions and hobbies, but what about Mrs. Clause? In her own time she leads a very interesting and passionate life. But is it a life that the P.T.A. approves of her posting all over social media? How far will the parents and teachers of this world go to stop their children from being influenced by Mrs. Clause's provocative posts? Join Ronald and Matthais eve...

More holiday episodes for the season! After a magical hat finds its way onto a fully nude snowperson and brings it to life, a couple of underground entrepreneurs make it their business to capitalize on this new magical technology and help a few friends along the way. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own...

The holidays are here and what better way to celebrate than with a prank stinky wreath to hang on your neighbor's door from the good folks over at Wreatheon? Who doesn't love a holiday prank? Be sure to act fast, these things are flying off the shelves faster than a stealth bomber. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe....

Mulchfest 2022 comes to Jacksonville and everyone wants to get in on the action. The highly coveted first prize for Best Mulch is on the line as participants tweak their Humanure recipes to get them just right. But can the city's sewer system take this sudden slump in dumps? And who win's the Best Sculpture contest might surprise you. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop...