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At this years World Fencing Championship there is one standout amongst all the contestants. When this particularly sleazy swordsman decides to take a dive, though, the results, for him at least, were less than a-PEEL-ling. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.c...

Matthias learns the hard way that Phillies fans take their baseball seriously when he accidentally causes them to lose by 28 points by unknowingly keeping their playbook from the team for the whole game. Luckily he escapes down below the stadium where he gets a job traveling cross-country with the Mole People who maintain stadium greens across the United States. He eventually winds up in Baltimore...

A Christmastime Cricket match at Cambridge University turns ugly when a flock of chickens escapes the university agriculture lab. But like true athletes these players play on, with some slight modifications to accommodate their tasty intruders.  Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to but...

Matthais regales us with a tale from his own life going back all the way to this past month's Grandpa's Day. Turns out Grandpa's fatal skin-mite infestation is the least of his worries! On top of his aphid like ailments he's got ghosts at the dinner table, and they're not just there for the roast goose! Please enjoy this month of downright spooky, scary, creepy, and frightening Halloween themed ep...

Creepy Gary is at it again! This time he's going around a renowned Brooklyn cemetery hawking his new cryptid themed NFT videos to all the kids. Who will be the first to take him down? The SEC? DMCA? Either way his tokens are about to get funged. Please enjoy this month of downright spooky, scary, creepy, and frightening Halloween themed episodes! Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring y...

A young descendant of a certain mad professor begins to yearn for the sciences after getting in touch with his agricultural side. His next project requires more than one set of hands, so he enlists his friend group to help him find the materials to create the perfect reanimated hand. Please enjoy this month of downright spooky, scary, creepy, and frightening Halloween themed episodes! Join Ronald...

Ronald finds himself having the time of his life on the road with a touring children's entertainer. But when their stop in Kansas City, KS takes a dark turn he's left to fend for himself without a penny to his name. Fortunately he wanders in to a local financial institution where he meets just the man who can help him with his financial woes, Carlisle Mangellus, the Kansas City Candy Man, and self...

A stray puck from an open air hockey game in Canada brings Chuck McGillicutty, a local mullet-haver, mere inches from demise. But the puck has more in store for ol' Chuck than threatening his very life. In fact, it might be out to help him. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadiff...

A group of Christian Care Bear enthusiasts find themselves at the annual Care Bear Convention like they do ever year. But this time something's gone terribly wrong! The pastry chef they've hired to cater the event has gone missing, and stomachs are starting to growl. Who will step up to feed this group of hungry worshipers? Listen to today's story to find out. Join Ronald and Matthais every week a...

Farmer August couldn't believe his eyes when he came out and saw all of his barnyard animals levitating. How did it come to this? It turns out the old butter bucket might not be as benign as we all once thought. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com or @butt...

Matthias finally joins a cult, it was bound to happen at some point. But his residency does not last long as he is soon literally cast off the ship with nothing but a barrel to cover his bits. He finds himself near Citizen Bank Park in Philadelphia where he meets Tug Speedman, the manager for the notorious Philadelphia Phillies. Tug is kind enough to offer Matthias some clothes, company, and his t...

Staff changes at The Crustless Quiche in New York City have caused a drop in the quality of their cuisine. And the person that's most upset by this? Matthias himself! He sets out to investigate the inner workings of The Crustless Quiche and finds out just how crucial one person can be to a restaurant's success. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest hea...

The root of all chaos is the buffet table, and that's no exception on a cruise ship. When one unruly cruiser doesn't get his way at the buffet, he makes sure that nobody does, even if it means capsizing the entire ship. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com...

Things go from bad to works when Herb, the estate groundskeeper, fails to execute the mowing of a perfect lawn due to one stubborn clover. So, of course, he now has only one course of action, execute that clover. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com or @but...

If you've ever been in the mood to grab a cup of coffee and stare at an endangered feline, now there's a place in Cleveland where you can do both. But visit at your own risk, cat allergies might be the least of your problems at this exotic cat cafe. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butt...

Has Clooney pulled his biggest prank yet!? The residents of one Brooklyn neighborhood may be the latest victims of the notorious prankster's latest caper involving a heard of goats, a desperate farmer, and deceased Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. But at the end of the day, who is left to pick up the pieces? Not the goats, they go no thumbs. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they br...

Shelly Wolfcraft, a renowned treasure hunter, finds herself deep in the heart of Kentucky searching for lost pirates' gold. Why is she looking in a landlocked state? What mysterious figure does she encounter when searching these KY tombs? Find out in today's episode. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own...

Ronald finds himself acting as a bison-whisperer after a head on collision brings him face to face with a wooly behemoth. After taming his new bison buddy he takes him for a ride across the plaines until he ends up on the set of a children's television show in Omaha, Nebraska. There he meets Simon Elderweather, a beloved Omaha entertainer whose methods are a bit unorthodox.  Follow us on inst...

A hacker who goes by the name Skunkherder wants to put his cyber-skills to use at the CIA. The only problem? He can't crack CIA.org's Captcha due to a crippling case of rodent blindness. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com or @butthatsapod on Twitter to ha...

The new hit show Prank Tank has taken the world by storm. But to keep things fresh, they've incorporated a new facet into the show, sex appeal! But it turns out putting a bunch of beefy hunks onto a boat loaded with wild animals might not go as the show's producers expected. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit...

The beloved Mister "Sizzler" Lawson has suffered an untimely death, leaving his crafty wife, Mary, to take over his robust stable of Sizzler restaurants. But Mary might have gotten a little too crafty when she decided to apply her creative spirit to the bookkeeping, and now her possum posse is poised to be put on probation! Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the...

What's old farmer McCreary up to this time? Looks like he's got an enterprising business venture with his most prized cow, Bessie! But not all the animals on the farm are happy about it... and they plan on letting Bessie know. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gma...

What could the mysterious from forming on the beaches across these United States possibly be? And why are more and more beachgoers going missing all of a sudden? I may just be a podcast description writer, but I think the two may have something to do with each other. Find out if I'm right in today's episode! Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headli...

Unholy Hounds! This week we take you to the the way way way down under (aka HELL) where a special competition is happening to determine the most evil of all of the demonic dogs. This event has everything, celebrity judges, a pneumatic tube elevator, and, of course, the most devilish dogs you've ever seen. Who will win? Listen to find out! Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the s...

On a trip back to his great grandfather's Idaho home, Matthias recalls childhood memories of jug blowin' on the front porch. However, when he gets the band back together, not everyone in the neighborhood is pleased. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headlines to butthatsadifferentstory@gmail.com or @...