But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Frankie pooed on our Christmas tree skirt 30.12.2024 31:38 ↓

Also, do you talk to your spouse while they're on the can?

Exes on TV (Our Christmas recap) 26.12.2024 28:44 ↓

also, our Christmas tree sucks

Wife hits husband repeatedly while he sleeps because he allegedly snores 23.12.2024 30:01 ↓

Waiting 1 hour for food, moldy oranges and my Baking Queen

DO NOT ORDER CHIPOTLE THRU THE APP CUZ THEY BE GREEDY WITH THE MEAT 19.12.2024 16:32 ↓

Also, Kaiser won't tell me the cost of medicine til they charge me for it, the failed promise of Eraser Mate pens and get yo handz out my almonds!

Blame it on the butter 16.12.2024 41:37 ↓

also, we had an encounter with Mean Shelly again

The pedicure lady ignored my bunions (or are they calluses?) so i only tipped her $5 13.12.2024 25:59 ↓

also, if Carla ain't got it, we don't need it!

We got porch pirated and the cops have our stuff but we don't want it back 10.12.2024 54:56 ↓

also, do you shave your legs when you have goosebumps?

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips 08.12.2024 24:20 ↓

WWGTD (What would Grandma Thien do?)

Gravy has surpassed butter (in terms of Thanksgiving condiments) & Getting Dressed vs Getting Ready 02.12.2024 54:54 ↓

our christmas tree lights went out, our smoke alarm went off, Carolyn dropped an egg and we witnessed toxic masculinity

How much gravy do we actually need? 26.11.2024 42:54 ↓

Also, Frankie's been crying while pooing, what's your airport drop-off etiquette?, and we've been watching Prison Brides which is a fantastic television show.

Devil worshippers got places to be too! 21.11.2024 44:19 ↓

and stuff my mum says..

Pour a lil' liquor out for my clubbin' days 15.11.2024 20:30 ↓

also, please, be more like Ivy

Frankie did not go gently into that good manicure 12.11.2024 50:25 ↓

also, our toaster oven caught on fire and realtors be desperate!

PLEASE DO NOT OBEY THE FREEWAY ON-RAMP METERING LIGHTS 09.11.2024 24:21 ↓

i currently have 8 credit cards AND i shoulda never skipped leg day

We spent nearly $200 at Joe's Crab Shack for STD jokes and kitsch! 04.11.2024 38:44 ↓

also: Frankie 9, Window Screens 0; Lennox didn't wear a costume but went trick-or-treating anyway; and do you refrigerate your tomatoes and/ or apples?

At what age do you stop putting effort into your appearance? 31.10.2024 21:01 ↓

i dont wanna be that guy but yet i am that guy..

Week 1 in a Greta Thunberg paradise 28.10.2024 40:03 ↓

also, book readers don't be respecting us magazine readers!

My daily nighttime skincare routine 24.10.2024 14:24 ↓

How much is a friendship worth? $1.40 per year.

The Great Strawberry Juice Leak of 2024 22.10.2024 47:52 ↓

also, Frankie: The Escape Artist

Cashews & Pretzels don't belong in no trail mix 18.10.2024 22:27 ↓

also, i still don't want to go shooting with my co-worker

Snickers is the 2nd least popular candy. 15.10.2024 41:08 ↓

Also, which emoji do you send to someone getting divorced?

I stopped drinking energy drinks every day 10.10.2024 19:08 ↓

also, do you warsh your chicken?

Frankie has missed 3 vet appointments in a row 07.10.2024 42:15 ↓

and, how many pillows is too many pillows?

Refunding the Cartilage 03.10.2024 19:42 ↓

And, the accident was 100% my fault.

Papa Murphy's is the self-checkout of pizza 30.09.2024 49:03 ↓

Also, Carolyn is using makeup with snail leavins as an ingredient