But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

I got out the car to protect my woman's parking spot! 06.05.2025 26:35 ↓

$1.25 Dollar Tree greeting cards are so much better than the 2 for $1 Dollar Tree greeting cards

Dentists are in the pocket of Big Waterpik 02.05.2025 21:56 ↓

also, i'm the John Wick of window screens

Operation: Fatten Frankie 28.04.2025 41:09 ↓

and how about you don't fall into the river, ya know?

scared of cows 22.04.2025 34:08 ↓

the unused, unloved garlic press, our trash crimes & carolyn went on a date with her mum

When ordering Chinese food, there are rules 18.04.2025 21:29 ↓

also, i pumiced stone my footsies

Kaiju Blue 15.04.2025 42:42 ↓

frankie nearly escaped, we bought a bike from Donut House & a cashier dropped carolyn's banana on the floor

There's no spitting in the kitchen 07.04.2025 42:00 ↓

also: vince's snoring is bothering carolyn, vince returned clothes he wore & after 8 months and $50 Lennox finally got a new scooter

Operation: Winnow the Freezer 02.04.2025 24:38 ↓

also, Carolyn busted some suds, Vince trimmed his leg hair & Karla's blood got onto our bag of pupcorn

Mr. Clean sucks 31.03.2025 26:22 ↓

also, i know someone who visited chicago and made 16 individual damn instagram posts about it

The Triple Sew 24.03.2025 44:42 ↓

we threw away corned beef, karla nearly bled onto our groceries & realty is just some concrete and drywall on top o' dirt

Your cup o' grease runneth over 17.03.2025 40:21 ↓

carolyn made donuts, frankie has a pink perch & vince's pedicure lady did not like him

We ate the best frozen pizza of our entire lives 10.03.2025 39:42 ↓

it's Motor City Pizza Co, available at your local costco and other participating retailers nationwide

A fried egg versus a hard boiled egg 04.03.2025 52:43 ↓

carolyn made lasagna with orange cheese, put tomatoes in stir fry & vince's 30 year high school reunion is coming up

For 4 days we had 1.5 toilet(s) 27.02.2025 14:17 ↓

do you even know what a skirted toilet is?!

The Death Rattle from my Death Bed 21.02.2025 18:40 ↓

I was at work for 5 minutes on Thursday!

7 Fun Tom Selleck Facts 14.02.2025 24:10 ↓

nipple height!

We tipped less than 5% for a terrible meal and have zero regrets 11.02.2025 47:20 ↓

also, lennox has homework with due dates but there's no penalty if he turns it in late, so what's up with that?

Never trust a skinny waiter (Our Chevy's review) 03.02.2025 36:05 ↓

also, our balcony plants were deemed an HOA violation

Do you give money to panhandlers? 28.01.2025 36:10 ↓

also, what would be the theme at our funerals? we said no to buying 60 eggs and a $122 bookcase and carolyn hates paris hilton

The Wax Fund 21.01.2025 31:48 ↓

also, who would come to our funeral, our toaster oven caught on fire (again) & we talk about our new fave TV show Love After LockUp

There's 2 kinds of Good Morning 16.01.2025 15:37 ↓

also, someone else flashed their brights at me on the freeway!

To Wax or Not To Wax 13.01.2025 36:12 ↓

also, Carolyn had a fried visit, we bought some plants from the clearance section & should Vince admit he mistakenly got over $100 in protein bars for free?

How to properly eat chicken feet 09.01.2025 19:50 ↓

I had a boiz nite out. I was sober & home by 6PM.

My goal was to do 200 push-ups in a day. I did 10. 06.01.2025 39:17 ↓

Spicy seasoning is too spicy, Carolyn's been setting off the fire alarm and Frankie Blue threw up in our bed.

The Dangers of the Shower Beer (Our New Year's Eve recap) 03.01.2025 33:58 ↓

Our garage door broke, our new years resolution is to only eat chinese & pizza, and fake snow is falling from our fake christmas tree.