Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Burn Before Reading

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Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

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Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

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The Virgin Slayer 23.07.2025 1:00:24

about "An Early Birthday Present" by Christina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https:...

A Completely Bare Room with Literally Nothing in It 09.07.2025 1:31:03

about literary event disasters with Caitlin Rozakis, author of The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association & Dreadful. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Huge shoutout to our guest, Caitlin Rozakis! https://www.caitlinrozakis.com/ And her books, Dreadful: https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9781803365473 And The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association: https://booksh...

I Pledge Allegiance to the Pod 02.07.2025 1:09:49

about The Pledge of Allegiance by...someone??? Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://l...

A Hot Topic Gift Card 25.06.2025 1:01:17

about "Jazz's Confessions" Part IV by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: ht...

Sherlock Holmes Doesn't Care About Our Place in the Universe 18.06.2025 1:22:12

A chat about Arthur Conan Doyle with author TJ Alexander!. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, TJ Alexander! https://tjalexander.com/ TJ recommended I Shall Never Fall in Love by Hari Conner https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9780358682387 Christina recommended A Game of Hearts and Heists by Ruby Roe https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9781913236700 Support us! Buy me...

Burn After Reading Preview: Gold, God, and Gloryholes 14.06.2025 4:58

Get a sneak peek at our June Patreon bonus episode! Let's take a look at the history of Western Queer Lit. Thanks to our guests, Takenna and Alex. Check out Alex's podcast, My Cabbages! https://www.deusexmedia.org/mycabbages

I Specifically Asked You Not to Be Slutty Tonight 11.06.2025 1:08:56

about Texts from Last night. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Please check out our guest, Josh, and his podcast, Super Scary! https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary.html Also check out Zoey and her podcast, My Cabbages! https://www.deusexmedia.org/mycabbages.html Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ S...

A Horse of a Young Colonial Colonist 04.06.2025 1:05:01

about "My Name Is Acoostics! A Horse of a Young Colonial Colonist" by Fawna from Cats, Tea, and Witchcraft podcast. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Fawna, on Cats, Tea, and Witchcraft! https://www.instagram.com/catsteaandwitchcraft/?hl=en Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod F...

Marble Balls, Don't Forget 28.05.2025 2:03:37

about "Eclipse" by Stephanie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Brooke: https://www.instagram.com/passion_for_parks/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebo...

I Wasn't Even Attracted to Jesus 21.05.2025 1:14:07

about "Acoustic Harmony" by Lelia Hilton, with guest Nora Thomas! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: Acoustic Harmony.mp3 Please check out our guest, Nora Thomas! https://www.authornorathomas.com/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagra...

Who Charted? 14.05.2025 1:04:10

about therapy language entering the mainstream. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://...

A Butchy Blazer and a Bowler Hat 07.05.2025 1:07:15

about Harriet the Spy (1996). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christin...

Bitch Who Writes in Book 30.04.2025 1:26:09

about "Harriet the Spy" by Louise Fitzhugh. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://link...

Girl, Leave Him and Go to Another Planet 23.04.2025 1:07:15

about "Lying Hordes" by Dr. Moiya McTier, host of Pale Blue Pod. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1B-ZDXbreJfo7_2t1fIQ61pzdkkWPQpt9/view Please check out our guest, Dr. Moiya McTier: https://www.moiyamctier.com/ and her podcast, Pale Blue Pod: https://palebluepod.com/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/...

We Won't Have a Mall Goth in This Family! 16.04.2025 1:13:28

"Jazz's Confessions" Part III by Christina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://link...

I Will Not Grow a Goatee 26.03.2025 56:08

Peter's Evil Overlord List by Peter Anspach. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepo...

2 Women in Their 30s Failing SAT Prep 19.03.2025 58:05

"Defining Twilight" by Brian Leaf. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/chr...

The Rupi Kaur Effect on Lesbians 12.03.2025 56:28

"Bad Love Poetry" by Adele. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks so much to our guest, Adele! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christ...

Firing Misogynists and Uplifting Women (UNLOCKED Patreon bonus episode) 08.03.2025 54:41

About the legendary editor Judy-Lynn del Rey! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at the PBS mini doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO9oSyR-5UM&t=85s Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burn...

An Unfunny Episode About Neil Gaiman 05.03.2025 1:19:52

about the sexual assault allegations again Neil Gaiman. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at the Vulture article that informed today's episode: https://www.vulture.com/article/neil-gaiman-allegations-controversy-amanda-palmer-sandman-madoc.html Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! In...

Uh-Oh, She IS Like Other Girls! 26.02.2025 1:09:18

Jazz's Confessions Part 2 by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://lin...

This Is a Song About Sexuality in Southern Literature 19.02.2025 1:06:06

"Alton" by Lelia Hilton. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAahIXiRt4I&t=1s Please check out our guest, Brooke! https://www.instagram.com/passion_for_parks/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...

New Season, New Moon (Where the Hell Have You Been, Becca?) 12.02.2025 1:34:05

Twilight: New Moon (2009) Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Becca! Messages to her can come straight to us. Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.faceb...

Burn After Reading Preview: All My Boyfriends Looked Exactly Like Michael Cera 14.01.2025 7:09

Tina & Lelia cover Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: htt...

New Year New Moon (What Are We Doing Here, Stephanie?) 01.01.2025 1:32:44

about "New Moon" by Stephanie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/c...