Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Burn Before Reading

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Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: burnbeforepod.podbean.com

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Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

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Brooke, This Episode's for You 05.11.2025 1:08:22

about "A Smart Girl's Guide: Drama, Rumors & Secrets," an American Girl book. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leel...

I Think Bella Is a Pillow Princess 29.10.2025 2:19:02

about "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Bekah! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ C...

Crushes on the Neopets Fairies 22.10.2025 1:13:24

about "Topaz" & "Marigold" by Ali Gordon. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Ali Gordon! Buy her new book, We Have Reached the End of Our Show: https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9781957833217 IG: https://www.instagram.com/msalicenutting/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@oneandonlyratboy Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patr...

Burn After Reading Preview: I'm Gonna Go Talk to the Dragon, See If I Care 18.10.2025 9:27

about The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https://www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts on Deus Ex Media: https://www.deusexmedia.org/

They Have Ruined Everything Including Yapping 15.10.2025 1:15:12

about GOSSIP and its sexist malignment! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Nic! https://www.instagram.com/thicclizziemcguire/ We made a new shirt based on this episode! https://burnbeforemerch.com/products/yapping-is-feminist Sources used in this episode: https://www.thegoodtrade.com/features/benefits-of-gossip/ https://www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/4290-g...

These People Don't Read the Books 08.10.2025 1:33:09

about Banned Book Week with Mary-Peyton from Wildling Press. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Mary-Peyton, at Wildling Press: https://www.wildlingpress.com/ ALA website: https://www.ala.org/bbooks Here's that PowerPoint: https://www.hanovergop.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Pamunkey-Regional-Library-System_Hanover-GOP-Presentation.pdf Buy We Have Reached t...

Do Better Than the Folk Storytellers of Old 01.10.2025 1:30:49

about JK Rowling. This episode was recorded on June 24, 2020. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Danni! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.c...

I Could Just Completely Rip Off Peter Pan 24.09.2025 1:14:23

about "Jack in the Green" by Christina. CHECK OUT OUR NEW VIDEO TIER OF PATREON!!! https://www.patreon.com/checkout/burnbeforepod?rid=1031035 Preview the video for this episode: https://youtu.be/2q9KRol5IW8 Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https:/...

Bring All Your Underwear 17.09.2025 55:46

about "101 Things a College Girl Should Know by a Big Sister Who’s Been There" by Stephanie Edwards. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.f...

My Least Favorite Part of 9/11 10.09.2025 1:57:02

about what happened to country music after 9/11. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Cortney! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbefo...

Mooses Just Don't Care 03.09.2025 1:27:51

about "Hatchet" by Gary Paulsen. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Andrew! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christin...

Robert Pitterman Getting Cucked 20.08.2025 1:32:54

about Twilight: Eclipse (2010). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest today, Mia! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christ...

She Can't Give Cwedit 13.08.2025 1:20:03

about "The Let Them Theory" by Mel Robbins. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Here's Mel Robbins's initial video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sEDZwG6bFss Here's Cassie Phillips's original poem: https://www.instagram.com/p/DF9RjIesozw/ And here's "Existentialism on Prom Night" by Straylight Run for basically no reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293h41Bd-Do&list=RD293h41B...

We Have Evanescence at Home 06.08.2025 57:31

about "Frail Lust" by Tricia Dumm. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Tricia Dumm! https://www.instagram.com/triciasdoom/ And her production company: https://www.instagram.com/fromtheratsnest/ And her award-winning 48 Hour Film, Love & Wreckage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIwKjfAzY38 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up fo...

Okay B*tch, Maybe Find a Zest for Life 30.07.2025 1:20:23

the final installment of Jazz's Confessions by Christina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann...

The Virgin Slayer 23.07.2025 1:00:24

about "An Early Birthday Present" by Christina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https:...

A Completely Bare Room with Literally Nothing in It 09.07.2025 1:31:03

about literary event disasters with Caitlin Rozakis, author of The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association & Dreadful. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Huge shoutout to our guest, Caitlin Rozakis! https://www.caitlinrozakis.com/ And her books, Dreadful: https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9781803365473 And The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association: https://booksh...

I Pledge Allegiance to the Pod 02.07.2025 1:09:49

about The Pledge of Allegiance by...someone??? Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://l...

A Hot Topic Gift Card 25.06.2025 1:01:17

about "Jazz's Confessions" Part IV by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: ht...

Sherlock Holmes Doesn't Care About Our Place in the Universe 18.06.2025 1:22:12

A chat about Arthur Conan Doyle with author TJ Alexander!. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, TJ Alexander! https://tjalexander.com/ TJ recommended I Shall Never Fall in Love by Hari Conner https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9780358682387 Christina recommended A Game of Hearts and Heists by Ruby Roe https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9781913236700 Support us! Buy me...

Burn After Reading Preview: Gold, God, and Gloryholes 14.06.2025 4:58

Get a sneak peek at our June Patreon bonus episode! Let's take a look at the history of Western Queer Lit. Thanks to our guests, Takenna and Alex. Check out Alex's podcast, My Cabbages! https://www.deusexmedia.org/mycabbages

I Specifically Asked You Not to Be Slutty Tonight 11.06.2025 1:08:56

about Texts from Last night. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Please check out our guest, Josh, and his podcast, Super Scary! https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary.html Also check out Zoey and her podcast, My Cabbages! https://www.deusexmedia.org/mycabbages.html Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ S...

A Horse of a Young Colonial Colonist 04.06.2025 1:05:01

about "My Name Is Acoostics! A Horse of a Young Colonial Colonist" by Fawna from Cats, Tea, and Witchcraft podcast. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Fawna, on Cats, Tea, and Witchcraft! https://www.instagram.com/catsteaandwitchcraft/?hl=en Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod F...

Marble Balls, Don't Forget 28.05.2025 2:03:37

about "Eclipse" by Stephanie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Brooke: https://www.instagram.com/passion_for_parks/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebo...

I Wasn't Even Attracted to Jesus 21.05.2025 1:14:07

about "Acoustic Harmony" by Lelia Hilton, with guest Nora Thomas! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: Acoustic Harmony.mp3 Please check out our guest, Nora Thomas! https://www.authornorathomas.com/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagra...