Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Burn Before Reading

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Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

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Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

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Yarh? 29.04.2026 1:08:44

"[insert your own title here] 3" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/...

She's Not Like Other Dogs 22.04.2026 1:07:28

"The Perfect Puppy" by Amanda Matta. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Amanda Matta! https://www.amandamatta.com/ https://www.instagram.com/matta_of_fact/?hl=en https://www.youtube.com/@mattaoffact Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/NK_utediO1k Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our...

If Not Hysteria Then Definitely Tuberculosis 15.04.2026 1:21:27

about Edgar Allen poe. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/nOh1qvELg0U Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton:...

Dear God: Hello 08.04.2026 1:10:58

about "Dear God" prayer by our guest, Brittany from Black Girl MATHgic! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Brittany! Visit her business Black Girl MATHgic: https://blackgirlmathgic.com/ As well as Magic = Me: https://mathequalsme.com/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ps4LgT-rzk8 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnb...

She's a Dumb Bitch and So Are We 01.04.2026 2:01:37

about Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! and thanks to our guest, Gretchen. Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/M-10_oIOqBQ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christ...

Made Me Want a Hearse So Frickin Bad 25.03.2026 1:32:03

about "The Group Home" by Hayley Hansen. Take a look at the piece here: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6298006/1/ Please check out our guest, Hayley! https://www.instagram.com/hayley_hansen94/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/BxHobh-WhtI Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Fol...

I Recognize the Chipmunk Analogy 18.03.2026 1:06:36

about [insert your own title here] part 2. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-ZwdBedr9-Y Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christina...

"Asshole" Was My First-Ever Swear 11.03.2026 1:41:53

AITA for covering this on my podcast? Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zx_B7ELIviQ Here are Jorts & Jean: https://imgur.com/a/jorts-jean-SbU5R4u Thanks to our guests, Abby and her sidekick Josh! Check out Josh's Letterbox acct: https://boxd.it/844tH and his IG: https://www.instagram.com/josh_is_rich To hang out with them, sign up for the $1/mo tier...

Papá Will Take Any Suggestions from the Crowd 04.03.2026 1:25:02

about "Josefina Learns a Lesson" by Valerie Tripp. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/KLA-UQiMUfE Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee...

The Return of Lil LeeLee 25.02.2026 1:04:18

about "Keep My Head Up" by Josie feat. Lil Leelee. https://soundcloud.com/lil-leelee/keep-my-head-up-remix?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Josh, on his podcast Super Scary! https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for ou...

F/F is for Fan/Fic 18.02.2026 1:26:28

about "a funny sort of rivalry" by Adele. read the text here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19661731/chapters/46573630 Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Adele! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/70-geViJAeU Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepo...

That Woman Is a Woman! 11.02.2026 1:17:16

about Shakespeare in Love (1998). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann...

Christian Grey Wears Jeans and Edward Cullen Wears Khakis 04.02.2026 1:31:23

about "50 Shades of Grey" by EL James. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our wonderful guest, Gigi, on her podcast, Drinks in the Library! https://www.drinksinthelibrary.com/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bur...

This Blows Like a Mother 28.01.2026 1:21:49

about [insert your own title here] by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.e...

English Majors: Doing It For the Money 21.01.2026 57:02

about the Linguistic Facts of Life by Rosina Lippi-Green. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Catch Christina on TV and Movie Trivia Pod: https://open.spotify.com/show/4HQq1DMPEsSQJYvqLrnEtu Mysteries in the Machine: Of the Eldest Gods: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1fMDl6P4GB3ho7jxuQB83C?si=RCBYbWVFTj2H40EZjQS-9g Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our...

The Moans of Moria 14.01.2026 1:10:10

about "Porn Thing :)" by Danni. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts...

No One More Beautiful and Vibrant Than a Dead Mom 07.01.2026 1:22:34

about "Meet Josefina" by Valerie Tripp. Thanks for listening to Burn After Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https://www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts on Deus Ex Media: https://www.deusexmedia.org/

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe (Butthole Edition) 31.12.2025 1:22:09

about the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful po...

It Would Be Really Sad If You Ate Your Baby Right Now 24.12.2025 1:30:33

about Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Huge thank you to our guest, Hayley! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/...

I'm Trying to Go to Candycane Falls and Bone Down 17.12.2025 1:38:29

about "Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance" by Riane Konc. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Brooke! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram...

Horny for Bubble Letters 10.12.2025 1:11:31

about "The Average 7th Grade Girl" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the oth...

I Remember When I Got My First Thesaurus 03.12.2025 1:11:50

about "The Me I'd Like Others to See" by Leah Johnson with George M. Johnson. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out Leah Johnson! https://www.byleahjohnson.com/ As well as George M. Johnson! https://iamgmjohnson.com/ And grab their new book, There's Always Next Year: https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9780374391690 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up f...

Thanksgiving Etymology Interlude 26.11.2025 9:15

It's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving for everybody Except for Europeans

Kellan Lutz's Wig Is Completely Unforgivable 19.11.2025 1:39:20

about Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Gretchen! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Che...

That's What Lobotomies Are For 12.11.2025 50:52

about "Rescue Me" by 24/7. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts on De...