Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Burn Before Reading

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Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

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Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

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The Moans of Moria 14.01.2026 1:10:10

about "Porn Thing :)" by Danni. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts...

No One More Beautiful and Vibrant Than a Dead Mom 07.01.2026 1:22:34

about "Meet Josefina" by Valerie Tripp. Thanks for listening to Burn After Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https://www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts on Deus Ex Media: https://www.deusexmedia.org/

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe (Butthole Edition) 31.12.2025 1:22:09

about the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful po...

It Would Be Really Sad If You Ate Your Baby Right Now 24.12.2025 1:30:33

about Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Huge thank you to our guest, Hayley! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/...

I'm Trying to Go to Candycane Falls and Bone Down 17.12.2025 1:38:29

about "Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance" by Riane Konc. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Brooke! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram...

Horny for Bubble Letters 10.12.2025 1:11:31

about "The Average 7th Grade Girl" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the oth...

I Remember When I Got My First Thesaurus 03.12.2025 1:11:50

about "The Me I'd Like Others to See" by Leah Johnson with George M. Johnson. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out Leah Johnson! https://www.byleahjohnson.com/ As well as George M. Johnson! https://iamgmjohnson.com/ And grab their new book, There's Always Next Year: https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9780374391690 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up f...

Thanksgiving Etymology Interlude 26.11.2025 9:15

It's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving for everybody Except for Europeans

Kellan Lutz's Wig Is Completely Unforgivable 19.11.2025 1:39:20

about Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Gretchen! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Che...

That's What Lobotomies Are For 12.11.2025 50:52

about "Rescue Me" by 24/7. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts on De...

Brooke, This Episode's for You 05.11.2025 1:08:22

about "A Smart Girl's Guide: Drama, Rumors & Secrets," an American Girl book. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leel...

I Think Bella Is a Pillow Princess 29.10.2025 2:19:02

about "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Bekah! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ C...

Crushes on the Neopets Fairies 22.10.2025 1:13:24

about "Topaz" & "Marigold" by Ali Gordon. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Ali Gordon! Buy her new book, We Have Reached the End of Our Show: https://bookshop.org/a/97181/9781957833217 IG: https://www.instagram.com/msalicenutting/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@oneandonlyratboy Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patr...

Burn After Reading Preview: I'm Gonna Go Talk to the Dragon, See If I Care 18.10.2025 9:27

about The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https://www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful podcasts on Deus Ex Media: https://www.deusexmedia.org/

They Have Ruined Everything Including Yapping 15.10.2025 1:15:12

about GOSSIP and its sexist malignment! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Nic! https://www.instagram.com/thicclizziemcguire/ We made a new shirt based on this episode! https://burnbeforemerch.com/products/yapping-is-feminist Sources used in this episode: https://www.thegoodtrade.com/features/benefits-of-gossip/ https://www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/4290-g...

These People Don't Read the Books 08.10.2025 1:33:09

about Banned Book Week with Mary-Peyton from Wildling Press. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Mary-Peyton, at Wildling Press: https://www.wildlingpress.com/ ALA website: https://www.ala.org/bbooks Here's that PowerPoint: https://www.hanovergop.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Pamunkey-Regional-Library-System_Hanover-GOP-Presentation.pdf Buy We Have Reached t...

Do Better Than the Folk Storytellers of Old 01.10.2025 1:30:49

about JK Rowling. This episode was recorded on June 24, 2020. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Danni! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.c...

I Could Just Completely Rip Off Peter Pan 24.09.2025 1:14:23

about "Jack in the Green" by Christina. CHECK OUT OUR NEW VIDEO TIER OF PATREON!!! https://www.patreon.com/checkout/burnbeforepod?rid=1031035 Preview the video for this episode: https://youtu.be/2q9KRol5IW8 Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https:/...

Bring All Your Underwear 17.09.2025 55:46

about "101 Things a College Girl Should Know by a Big Sister Who’s Been There" by Stephanie Edwards. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.f...

My Least Favorite Part of 9/11 10.09.2025 1:57:02

about what happened to country music after 9/11. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Cortney! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbefo...

Mooses Just Don't Care 03.09.2025 1:27:51

about "Hatchet" by Gary Paulsen. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Andrew! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christin...

Robert Pitterman Getting Cucked 20.08.2025 1:32:54

about Twilight: Eclipse (2010). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest today, Mia! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christ...

She Can't Give Cwedit 13.08.2025 1:20:03

about "The Let Them Theory" by Mel Robbins. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Here's Mel Robbins's initial video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sEDZwG6bFss Here's Cassie Phillips's original poem: https://www.instagram.com/p/DF9RjIesozw/ And here's "Existentialism on Prom Night" by Straylight Run for basically no reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293h41Bd-Do&list=RD293h41B...

We Have Evanescence at Home 06.08.2025 57:31

about "Frail Lust" by Tricia Dumm. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Tricia Dumm! https://www.instagram.com/triciasdoom/ And her production company: https://www.instagram.com/fromtheratsnest/ And her award-winning 48 Hour Film, Love & Wreckage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIwKjfAzY38 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up fo...

Okay B*tch, Maybe Find a Zest for Life 30.07.2025 1:20:23

the final installment of Jazz's Confessions by Christina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann...