Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Burn Before Reading

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Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

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Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

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I Thought I'd Seen the Last of Yarh 08.07.2026 1:15:29

[insert your own title here] part 6. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/At9YjpfgRHI Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann L...

In Italy and Also at Their Prom 01.07.2026 50:22

about "Vampires Suck" (2010). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/--bWP_dnby8 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Leli...

Ignorant, Sanguine, Noisy, Coarse, and Chaotic! 24.06.2026 1:11:16

about Walt Whitman's & Bram Stoker's correspondence. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/uaicaZ5qmtc Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https://www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wonderful...

Girly Crap? So What, 9/11? 17.06.2026 1:22:05

about [insert your own title here] part 5. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfCVQ22A9Rk Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christina...

An Accomplished Young Lady (She's 12) 10.06.2026 1:04:34

about Josefina's Surprise by Valerie Tripp. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/5rDEYDFybzs Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christ...

Pasta Salad and Pride Month Are Both Intersectional 02.06.2026 1:02:44

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/788TeIBPJ1k Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: htt...

You're Scaring Me But I'm Still Gonna Give You Some Baby Carrots 27.05.2026 1:19:36

about [insert your own title here] part 4. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christi...

The Kissing Beth 20.05.2026 1:08:51

about "The Kissing Booth" by Beth Reekles. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Beth Reekles! https://www.authorbethreekles.com/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_lIwHtbHwn4 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: htt...

You Probably Regret That When We Met You Were Maceless 13.05.2026 1:12:50

"Graceless" by Requiem for a Shattered Soul. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guests' podcast, The Loading Screen! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loading-screen/id1895013984 https://open.spotify.com/show/2Ao0jqBxmnMtmMxmjuEh6y?si=a1f2b112689a422d Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/wzOmXQNEQS8 Support us! Bu...

Gossip About My Friends and Kesha Lyrics 06.05.2026 1:22:15

"Letters to My Future Husband" with Abigail Freshley. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Abigail Freshley! Her podcast, Readirect: https://open.spotify.com/show/4w3kd8QPdFkbiFPzitDB7Y or https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-readirect-podcast/id1645530892 or wherever you get podcasts https://www.instagram.com/fabigailinsta/ https://www.tiktok.com/@fabiga...

Yarh? 29.04.2026 1:08:44

"[insert your own title here] 3" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/...

She's Not Like Other Dogs 22.04.2026 1:07:28

"The Perfect Puppy" by Amanda Matta. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Amanda Matta! https://www.amandamatta.com/ https://www.instagram.com/matta_of_fact/?hl=en https://www.youtube.com/@mattaoffact Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/NK_utediO1k Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our...

If Not Hysteria Then Definitely Tuberculosis 15.04.2026 1:21:27

about Edgar Allen poe. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/nOh1qvELg0U Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton:...

Dear God: Hello 08.04.2026 1:10:58

about "Dear God" prayer by our guest, Brittany from Black Girl MATHgic! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Brittany! Visit her business Black Girl MATHgic: https://blackgirlmathgic.com/ As well as Magic = Me: https://mathequalsme.com/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ps4LgT-rzk8 Support us! Buy merch: https://burnb...

She's a Dumb Bitch and So Are We 01.04.2026 2:01:37

about Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! and thanks to our guest, Gretchen. Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/M-10_oIOqBQ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christ...

Made Me Want a Hearse So Frickin Bad 25.03.2026 1:32:03

about "The Group Home" by Hayley Hansen. Take a look at the piece here: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6298006/1/ Please check out our guest, Hayley! https://www.instagram.com/hayley_hansen94/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/BxHobh-WhtI Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Fol...

I Recognize the Chipmunk Analogy 18.03.2026 1:06:36

about [insert your own title here] part 2. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-ZwdBedr9-Y Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christina...

"Asshole" Was My First-Ever Swear 11.03.2026 1:41:53

AITA for covering this on my podcast? Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zx_B7ELIviQ Here are Jorts & Jean: https://imgur.com/a/jorts-jean-SbU5R4u Thanks to our guests, Abby and her sidekick Josh! Check out Josh's Letterbox acct: https://boxd.it/844tH and his IG: https://www.instagram.com/josh_is_rich To hang out with them, sign up for the $1/mo tier...

Papá Will Take Any Suggestions from the Crowd 04.03.2026 1:25:02

about "Josefina Learns a Lesson" by Valerie Tripp. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/KLA-UQiMUfE Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee...

The Return of Lil LeeLee 25.02.2026 1:04:18

about "Keep My Head Up" by Josie feat. Lil Leelee. https://soundcloud.com/lil-leelee/keep-my-head-up-remix?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Josh, on his podcast Super Scary! https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for ou...

F/F is for Fan/Fic 18.02.2026 1:26:28

about "a funny sort of rivalry" by Adele. read the text here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19661731/chapters/46573630 Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Thanks to our guest, Adele! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/70-geViJAeU Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepo...

That Woman Is a Woman! 11.02.2026 1:17:16

about Shakespeare in Love (1998). Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann...

Christian Grey Wears Jeans and Edward Cullen Wears Khakis 04.02.2026 1:31:23

about "50 Shades of Grey" by EL James. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our wonderful guest, Gigi, on her podcast, Drinks in the Library! https://www.drinksinthelibrary.com/ Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bur...

This Blows Like a Mother 28.01.2026 1:21:49

about [insert your own title here] by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Check out the video recording of this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/RZfC_LVxTzM Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.e...

English Majors: Doing It For the Money 21.01.2026 57:02

about the Linguistic Facts of Life by Rosina Lippi-Green. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Catch Christina on TV and Movie Trivia Pod: https://open.spotify.com/show/4HQq1DMPEsSQJYvqLrnEtu Mysteries in the Machine: Of the Eldest Gods: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1fMDl6P4GB3ho7jxuQB83C?si=RCBYbWVFTj2H40EZjQS-9g Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our...