Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a young woman who recently adopted a cat from a rescue shelter. And she doesn't know this... but she has possibly made the biggest mistake other life! Thank GOODNESS I'm here to save her (IF and ONLY IF, she does exactly what I say)... in your phone tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many UNWANTED EMAILS do you receive from random companies in your inbox everyday??... Some, you ACTUALLY read... some, you throw to spam... and then there's others that you unsubscribe from... But what happens, if a company is NOT HAPPY after you left their mailing list?... They get even in a phone tap... like the one you're about to hear right now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Jubal calls an used car dealership because hes VERY interested in one of the vehicles on their lot The problem is, hes been screwed over by used car salesmen before (who are ALWAYS trying to swindle him with a bad deal) and hes sick of it Well, he finally found a way to MAKE 100% sure theyre not giving him the run around and hes about to put it to the test in the Phone tap below! See omnystudio.co...

Jubal calls a woman who paid thousands of dollars for her wedding photos. But, it's been over a month and she still hasn't received them... and she's about to find out the reason why. Luckily Jubal ANTICIPATES her anger, and he has a plan to calm her down... Hear his plan, in the Phone Tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently went through a lot of trouble planning out his wife's birthday celebration. He's handled everything from the guest list to ordering the food and drink.. But there's just one detail he messed up on... and that was leaving JUBAL in charge of the invitations. It's your phone tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently got a boob job.. It's only been a couple days, and she's at home resting... all bandaged up. And that's why it's the perfect time, to mess with her head... in your phone tap right here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character "Old Frank" is back... and this time, Frank has some time on his hands... so he calls a random phone number he found on the internet... ad WHAT happens next gets weird... actually more than weird... it's EXTREMELY weird, and that's why he likes it so much.. it's in your Phone Tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who has been stressing out over getting her child into one of the top preschools in the city... She's expecting a call to find out whether her four year old made the cut... and he's about to tell her the news... We're almost ready to make a FINAL DECISION... her child just needs to complete ONE FINAL TEST in order to gain admission... You'll find out what it is, in the phone tap...

Our creepy old pal, Sage Willowbrooke is back! If you haven't heard him before, he sounds like a cross between a serial killer... and a more deranged serial killer... and if there's ONE JOB that Sage definitely should NOT have, it's the one he's calling from today.. So it's no wonder that the woman on the line is TERRIFIED by the end of the conversation... Find out what happened, in the phone tap...

Jubal calls a woman who just put in her two week notice to leave her job... She's been working there for ovr 4 years and has made some really good friends. Unfortunately for her, one of those friends contacted him to prank her... HOPING it might get her to stay. We'll see if Jubal is successful, in the phone tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a pastor at a local church, and he just wants to reach out to all the sinners out there... ESPECIALLY one man, who works as a construction worker... A little birdie told us that he likes to use FOUL LANGUAGE on the job... Well, it's time to nip that in the bud... In the phone tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a very rare occurrence that a HUSBAND emails the show, asking to prank his EX WIFE... But Jubal decided to give it a try... and when he made the call, it seemed like it was going to be your "Run of the mill" phone tap... but then, all hell broke loose, an things got ugly... You'll hear how it wen down... in your Phone Tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a young lady who is excited to graduate from college in just a few days.. and unfortunately, Jubal has some bad news... While he doesn't mind giving her a diploma... The university think it's best, if she doesn't show up to the actual graduation ceremony... and the REASON WHY... would probably get him fired (IF he worked at a real college).. But luckily, he doesn't... so it's totally o...

Old Frank is back, and now that he's been retried for a number of years... he spends a lot of his free time gardening... So he calls a nursery to inquire about some flowers. And JUST like Old Frank, it's sometimes difficult to get him to the POINT... and then, things get extremely awkward and uncomfortable... in the phone tap below. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who has a very busy schedule... so she's been taking advantage of ordering groceries online for the last three months... Lucky for her, the grocery store she uses is rolling out a brand new service to go with it, and Jubal is very excited to tell her all about it... Listen to the phone tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that while he was fixing the guy's garbage disposal... he saw a picture of the dude. And Jubal Likey. Jubal Likey VERY MUCH. Does he want to hang out??? Find out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: StarAlex1. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to give him some GREAT NEWS.... He just won a huge nation-wide contest and has been selected as the grand prize winner... but for some reason, he's not very excited about it.... Maybe it's the prize has to do with him getting SHAVED on a certain sensitive part of his body... Just a guess... Listen to the whole thing here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.